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Thursday, February 08, 2007

The "Usual" Questions; The "Bombastic" Answers...


Just a short entry, which mek rase mek sker sangat sebab biarpun short, contentnya simple, tapi jawapan˛ yang telah diberi, mek rase cam - erm, tah - geraaaaaaaand sangat! Hiks! Mrasa!

Questions asked to H**z, The Expert in giving spontaneous answers... and a grand b*tch if I may say (a grand b*tch in a good way lar! Aiyoh!)...

QUESTION: H**z, tell us all, three things, that you cannot live without?

H**z: (Sambil senyum kekwat) - My d*ck, my a*s, and my mouth!!!

MY COMMENT: BRAVO! SHABAS! U're a certified true slut who appreciates your important assets! Mek sujud! Like, tanpa these 3 essential asset of yours, maka, punahlah kehidupan hanak˛ hikan innocent, kan? Hiks!

MY ANSWER (Tetap nih nakkk jugak mrasa nak melawan mega b*tch H**z nih punye jawapan, kan? Muahahah): The three most important things in my life that I cannot live without would be my bra, my panties and my paddings! WOPPPS! (DISCLAIMER: Kepada para contestas Miss U-nivarse 2007, jawapan sebegini rupa tak digalakkan yer bila melalui sessi Q/A Top 10, tapi kalau nak cuba jugak, mrasalah! Yer la kan, maaaaaaanala tau, satgi kang, kot˛ hampa dah dok elok˛ dalam lane running for the final 5, mrasalah dengan jawapan cam tu, hampa terus menang ok, CEMANA!? Hahaha! Mek terus pengsan!)

QUESTION: In your own words, how would you differentiate "Making Love" and "Having Sex"?

H**z: That's easy... (sambil buff his nails)... "Making Love" is when I don't cumm, "Having Sex" is when I cumm!

MY COMMENT: Mek terdiam sat! Macam kesial jawapan dia, kan!? HAHAHAHA mek sujud!

MY ANSWER: That's easy also (sambil buat Manicure - kalau H**z skadar BUFF his nails, mrasa mek terus kuarkan set Manicure! HAHAHA)... "Making Love" is filled with passion, feelings and the sensation of building an everlasting commitment - whereas "Having Sex" is just a plain sweaty game between two hopeless and heartless people, trying to waste their time, energy, and most importantly, their PROTEINS! Ops!

PS: Siapakah H**z? 5thE, Volksie, Maheera, Archmal and Ijat Tenuk, surely dah leh figure out siapakah dia, KAN!? Mati la perjumpa Ahli Parti Slutterinas di Restoren Fariz Maju Kelana Jaya semalam! LALALALALALA!

Next up, the question, asked to Miss Freda, Miss World 1991 (or was it 1990? Tah - mek pon tak sure. Tapi somewhat somewhere within those years la kan - di zaman era kegemilangannye... dan NO, ini bukan Miss Freida Ghengis Gahuku, Miss Papua New Guinea, Miss Personality World 2006 hari tu tuh tau! Hiks!) This question I think was asked during one of the pageants yang she took part in rasenye... (eh, kalau tak silap, it was during the Miss World pageant yang dia menang tu la kan, kan Volksie?)

QUESTION: As a woman, if given that chance to become a man, just for that one day, what would be the 1st thing you would do?

Freda: Thank you for the question. If I have that chance of becoming a man, for just one day, or even, for just one minute, the one thing I would most definitely like to do would be standing in front of a toilet bowl, and pee while I stand!

MY COMMENT: Ko mampu!? Mek mampu ok! Dan dosi terbukti - di mana? Mati la Gazebo SS15's Ladies Restroom, kan!? Hahahahah I pity the girl who had to like to berdiri terpacak diam sekejap while tgk the toilet bowl bersepah dengan shi shi mek! HAHAHA MATI LA MEK! Mati la pancutan deras yang tajam terus menerus ditembak kedalam air dalam toilet bowl itiew! LOL! Mek pengsan! Hahahaha...

MY ANSWER (Kalau Freda Miss World 1990 or 1991 tu jawab gitiew, mrasalah nengok how Miss World 2006 jawab piuler - ops! Bragging kah? LALALALALA 1st and the last? LALALALALALA!): Thank you for the question. Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and to all the judges. If I'm that lucky person, to be granted the chance to be a man, for just one day, the 1st thing I would do, would be what men normally do when they wake up every morning - WANK! (sambil tunjukkan lakonan/ adengan cikcap dengan mimik muka kepuasan sekali! Hahahaha mati la mek disqualified sebab LUCAH!) Thank you... (hahaha sial! Sempat nak THANK YOU last last tu! Hahahah!)

SO - that's it! Cukup la - katanya short and simple with minimal content entry, kan? Hahahah motif nak dilabelkan as 6-Parts entry lagi? *Sambil jeling kat Archmal - sial kan ko carut mek bertubi˛ semalam!? Hahaha*





Posted at 9:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

husz
February 8, 2007   10:56 AM PST
 
lol.. voley? am I bitchy at all? okla sikit sikit je.. tapi sweetness masih ada kan? voleh berangan masuk pageant lol..

hahahha anyway.. nice entry.. bahaya la u nie... u do not have a photgraphic memory. you have cinemagraphic memory! bahaya siot.. =)

luv u beb
Nurlea Laurielle
February 8, 2007   11:19 AM PST
 
Woits! "u do not have a photgraphic memory. you have cinemagraphic memory!" ley? Tetiber? motif? Mek sebenarnye have BOTH - cuma semalam mek tak teringat nak bawak camera digital mek tu. Kalau idak, PUNAH harapan kau! hahahah

PS: Kind to think of it - hmmmm i have your email u frwrded to me tu kan? Eh i mean u sent to 5thE and 5thE forwrded it to moi - so, hmmm adakah itu PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY!? More like PHOTOGRAPIC EVIDENCE ok! hahahaha
5thEdiOPIS
February 8, 2007   03:46 PM PST
 
aiyoh..... very der der der tawwww entry ini...hikhuik... teruja sgt nak baca ok...siap rushing dr Studio 301 ke opis ini utk baca ok! hikhik
Nurlea Laurielle
February 8, 2007   04:11 PM PST
 
Kan? Mrasalah yang sorang lagi kat Studio tu rushing pi mana? STDN!? hahahahah
Freida PnG
February 9, 2007   11:14 AM PST
 
Motif? menidakkan mek dalam entry ini? Suka kan? Buatlah lagi entry2 QnA sessions.....sangat berguna buat moi this Sunday. But no lucah2 ones haaa....If i were 2 b a man for a day, i'll have sex with u, u beautiful drop dead gorgeous looking Lea!!!!! Suka kan???
ChefAduka
February 12, 2007   03:24 AM PST
 
ERMM.....H**z....tuh yg budak guys4men yg adore kat hem tuh ka lea?????hehehehe....ermmmm...having sex dgn make love la.....ermmmmm...tak pa...nanti buat entry pasai tangkap katak kat bendang inn nah??!!!!!
Name
February 13, 2007   09:06 PM PST
 
sukenyerr lagu mek kat blog nieh.. huhu. lama x layan celine.. comel la mek ni. sgt comelllll...

pic real mek ada x? mek cam angelina jolie dlm pic blog nih. really the beautiful..
Isis Natasha
February 14, 2007   09:12 AM PST
 
mintak pic real lea katanya .. KEMPOT!!!
tasty yum yum
**isis sangup menjadi bottom lea if im a man for a day
LOL and larik setempat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wenkt
February 15, 2007   04:04 PM PST
 
hahaha... Sgt!!!! jawapan power oK.. kalau spontan, mmg tak hengat laa
Ijah Amran
February 25, 2007   12:48 AM PST
 
Ms Lea Laurielle, tag! You're it. Read the tag chain at my blog http://ijahamran.blogs.friendster.com/killing_time/

Don't ask, just do.



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