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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

How to handle prank calls...


Or as a matter of fact, it might just be prank sms-es katanya, kan? Hiks! Lets ikuti sessi sms'ing yang baru jer berlaku tadi... kire² sejam yang lalu. Nak mek masukkan time sekali ke? Tak payah la kan? Hiks!

1st sms
Hi there, feeling lonely?
1st reply
Errr... who's this? (Mrasalah play short and simple and sweet katanya - jgn tunjuk sangat yang kite sentap ke, or what not... kan?)
What I REALLY wanted to reply:
MOTIF!?!?! Gile ke ape tetiber msg org memalam buto tanya orang feeling lonely ke apo? Apo ko pikir, me desperate beauty queen!? OPS!

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2nd sms
Hope u not busy, at this hour...
2nd reply
No am not but I shall not continue this chat of ours untul you let me know who you are and how on earth did you get my number...
What I REALLY wanted to reply:
(If I were to play sarcastic katanya kan... ) Yes, actually, if you tak cakap who you are, I AM busy; busy gentel kel*ntit sendiri! In other words, mind your own life if ko tannak cakap ko tu sape! (tu diah! Mati la sentap siap sempat berbahasa lucah!)

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3rd sms
Isnt a little mystry.... A lot of fun....
3rd reply
Well, you have a pleasant day then with your mysteries. I shall not be part of it thank you... (giiiitu! Mek sendiri tak budget mek leh play relaxed and classy cam tu. Walhal, sebenarnye, mek nak jawab...)
What I REALLY wanted to reply:
Kepala hanggok kau a little mystery a lot of fun!? Hotak lu! Fun for you for playing mysteries on me - habis mek yang terkontang kanting celah kangkang mencari sapakah penghantar sms mystery tu, ko hengat mek sker lah?!

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4th sms
U've upset me.... Do u always sms like that?
4th reply
You have a good evening ahead. I'm not interested to waste my credits on mysterious smses. Pleasant for you, unentertaining and certainly waste of time for me. So if you don't mind, please, do you mysterious smses with someone else. Goodnight. (I wonder will he suspect me dah malas nak melayan/ sentap? Hurmmm...)
What I REALLY wanted to reply:
I've upset you? Mampos la! Pedulik hapo aku? KAN!?

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5th sms
C'mon... Dont u at least wanna know who... How r u gonna sleep tnight, wondering, thinking...
5th reply
I asked you once, and since you wanna be all secretive, by all means, that's your choice. And I'm gonna ask you politely again, go do your mysterious business elsewhere please, if you don't intend to tell me who you are and how you got my number.
What I REALLY wanted to reply:
Owh I DO I DO I DO I SOOOO DO! Please tell me please! I cannot sleep thinking of all these. Siapa nih!? (Kan? Sesentap mana sekali pon, tetap nak tahu jugak nih. Tapi good thing mek replied confidently yang mek tak amek port pon dia sapa sebenarnye, kan? Hiks!)

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6th sms
Ok... ok... ok... I will make a deal with you... I will stop sms'ing you if call me... I promise you will be suprised and worth your while....
6th reply
Goodnight. Better luck on someone else next time around.
What I REALLY wanted to reply:
MOTIF me have to call you!? And what kind of deal IS THAT!? HELLO!!? Kau yang menyemak kacau hidup aku, tetiber haku la nak kena call kau!? (Although I was pretty much TEMPTED sangat nak call. Seriously, no joke. Memang tempted giler nak call tapi yer sayang²ku wahai readers and all, kuatkan semangat dan imanmu... JGN CALL! Jgn mengalah! Once kite call, THAT'S IT! Dia tau la kite memang terkinja² nak tahu, kan? Hehehe. Put it this way - kalau dia kasik tahu, advantage is on you. Kalau tak bagi tahu, tak rugi aih! Bukannye mati pun kalau tak tahu siapakah penghantar sms misteri iniey, kan? Hiks!)

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FINAL sms
Well if u feel that way im sorry for disturbing you... you have a good night, sincerly Abg F :)

AHAH! SEEE!!!! Mujur iman mek kuat! Katanya. Last², dia yang mengaku sendiri sebab dia ala² feels² macam mek malas jer nak layan dia. So dia ala² macam terasa kalah la dalam his own game. Hiks hiks! Mek sker mek sker!

Siapakah Abang F!? Chup! Sikijap! Entry nih ade dua part. 1st part pasal sms bersiri iniey - dan cara mengatasi prank calls/ smses secara classy dan jangan tunjuk yang kite nih sentap or eagerly wanting to know siapakah dia (THANKS TO YOU ABANG F! Mek ado jugak update entry kat blog! HEHEHEH mek girang!). 2nd part, citer pasal siapakah Abang F si penghantar sms bersiri itiew. Hiks!

So bahagian 1st nih, kesimpulan yang mek nak buatkan secara mudah utk dipahami semua - like, kesimpulan on HOW TO HANDLE PRANK SMS-ES (tak leh lah mek nak cakap prank calls - sebab tu ade cara lain pulak. Lain hari mek buat entry tu. Abang F, wanna be my experimentasi lagi? Hiks!)
  1. Firstly, tanya direct siapakah dia (Yooo lah! Like the 1st time dia akan mengaku dia sapa. Dah dia tahu kita blur tatau dia sapa and number phone BIARPUN familiar tapi since kite tatau, lagi la dia naik hantu nak menyakat kite, kan?! Hiks!)
  2. Melayan la lite² initially, kasik dia feels² dia hebats sebab dia tahu kita sapa, dan kita pulak tatau dia sapa. So dia akan rasa dia 1st level up dari kite - walhal dia tatau lepas nih, dia akan kena 3 levels bawah kite. Hiks!
  3. Sampai to the extend you ols dinch mampu persuade dia elok² cakap siapakah dia, mrasalah JGN MELENTING! End the chat as quickly as possible.
  4. Whatever you do, jgn show yang you ols sentap. Instead, tunjuk yang u ols malas nak layan. This way, dia pulak akan rasa sentap sebab trick dia tak menjadi! Hiks!
  5. By this time, kalau dia give up, dia akan cakap siapakah dia. Kalau dia tetap keras kepala berdegil nak play secretive dan all sad cards bagai semua, you "JUST WALK AWAY" bak kata Celine Dion... ops! Tok sah layan. You have got NOTHING to lose. Tapi menerusi kajian forensik mek (mati lah tetiber kajian forensik katanya, kan? HAHAHAH cam tak mengena tema jer! LOL!), by this time, dia akan mengalah sebab dia rasa kite malas nak layan dia, so dia akan cakap siapakah dia. In which dalam kes me, terbukti! MEK GIRANG!
So haveslah part 1 entry nih dimana mek citerkan how nak melayan prank sms-es dengan play-class katanya, kan? Hiks! Mek sker sangat. Mujur lah mek tak call dia. Or else, dia la menang. Mek jugak yang kalah! Heheheh siapa tatau abang F nih? Japs - nih mek tempekkan pic dia...

YERRR LAH! Ini lah Abang F, lakinya si Donna Joliekins, yang dua dua datang for Miss IQP 2006 hari tu kasik support kat mek tu. Mek kenal Donna like for quite sometimes now (ain't that right Woman?) dan husbandnya yang candiew itiew. OPS! Sebagaimana Donna dan laki dia sker nyakat mek, ala ala adek manja depa nih, mek pon sker nyakat Donna jugak - dengan percubaan berkali² utk merampas Abang F! Ops! Hahahahahah! Tak der lah - mlawak jer. Motif? Ko hengat mek nih hapo? Pemunsnah rumahtangga orang? Aiyoh! CHOY!

Hari tu, just last Saturday, mek jumpe Abang F (yang kini semakin segak berambut panjang ala ala buat bun pon cantik tu! Ops lagi!) dan Donna kat La Bodega apa tah kat Telawi Road Bangsar itiew, for lunch katanya. Motif nya lunch at 2.30pm?! Hahahaha late lunch la kaedahnye. Donna invited another couple - kengkawan dia jugak la. The husband also not bad! (mati la mak they read this blog! LALALALALA!)

Had tons of fun laughing and all dengan they all semua hari itiew - hey guys, me missing you alls too!!! ESPECIALLY ABANG F! Mati la mek dengan Donna lepas nih! LARIIIIIIIII PANJAT GUNUNG DINDING BERBUKIT BATU BAGAI! Hahahahaha...

Owh PS:
  • 1st: Thanks Abang F sayangku intan payungku for the final sms tadi... sweet sangat! "MISSING YOUR SMILE" katanya - MEK CAIR! Hahahahahahah mati la mek dengan Donna kejap lagi nieh!!!
  • 2nd: Donna woman! Thanks for lunch hari itiew. Untung hang noh - mek tak kedaghah banyak kat La Bodega bagai tu. Kalau idak, JENUH LA HANG nak belanja mek! LALALALALA!
  • 3rd: Kawannye si Donna and Abang F tu, that sweet couple tu, sapa tatau nama laki dia tu? MASIH ADA LAGI KE GANGGUAN SEKSUAL OLEH HADEK² MELALUI TELEPHONE!? Hahaha mek kesian kat u ols diganggu sebegitiew rupe - so in other words, what abang F did to me, wasn't that bad la, kan? Lalalalala...
This one is to my Abang F (Note: "MY" Abang F yer - ko ado!? HAHAHA) - bile nak beramas mesra dalam phone tatau!? Teringin I nak dgr your husky deep voice itiew lagik. Ops! AIYOH! MATI LA MEK! Lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!


Abang F (center katanya - feeling² Pemenang Miss la tu! Hiks!), flanked by moi on his left (kalau ikut susunan left Abang F, meaning, mek 2nd runner-up ley? TIDAKKKK! Hahahah motif tetiber menghoyan!? LALALA) and on Abang F's right handside is erm, sapa tatau nama Abang tu? Lupa la... hiks! Candiew also! Ops!


Donna Joliekins katanya on MY right (mrasalah mek feels² Ratu between two ORI womanz, kan!? HAHAHAH mek girang!) dan also kawannye si Donna, isterinya si Abang yang mek tatau nama tu. Mati la mek laki bini both mek tatau / tak hengat namanya depa! LALALA!





Posted at 12:01:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

joliekins
January 31, 2007   12:55 AM PST
 
nama derang dri and hanim laaaaaaaaaaaa...pekak betol. masa org intro nama, entah apa diconcentrate tgk nye tatau.. hehe.. tapi mmg kelakar tadi.. he was really all out testing you lepas ko cakap besar di meja makan itu hari. hahah!
Name
January 31, 2007   01:02 AM PST
 
aiyoh...
blackheart
February 1, 2007   12:39 PM PST
 
napa di "effect"kan pic tuh???
Lee @ Lab
February 2, 2007   08:25 PM PST
 
Hmm hensem laa abg F..mak nakk!!! Hhaha matila mak kena pelangkong ngan si Jolie nanti :P

Ermmm nok, bagitahulah mak camno nak buek gambaq u ols jadik camtu..sebab mak pun sker main sorok sorok muka nih :P
Nurlea Laurielle
February 3, 2007   02:12 AM PST
 
Aiyoh! Dona! Mati la kau, LEE also tasty kat abang F mak! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Nurlea Laurielle
February 3, 2007   02:13 AM PST
 
Dona: ko ngan laki ko sama jer kan! TESTING MEK LA? Takpa - hampa tunggu satu hari MEK kenakan hampa pulak!

Kem salam kat Dri and Hanim nah? :)



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