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Sunday, May 08, 2005

Kisah Orang Minyak di MRSM Balik Pulau


Dearest all...

Yes - another story mory of my times kat MRSM Balik Pulau, Penang. And No, this is no dongeng or direka2. Memang betul ade... tapi... ehehehe...

So anyways, in the one part story, mek nak citerkan experience mek dengan 'Orang Minyak' while I was in MRSM BP way back in 1995 and 1996.

Aper nih? Ade kaitan ke? Hurm,... hentam jer la labu...


It was during one night, lepas balik prep class, and I was already getting ready to sleep... tgh dok pack buku2 yang perlu for classes the next day. Aizul, my roomie, was already like, ala ala tidur2 manja dah. So anyways, as soon as I jumped into bed, I suddenly heard, a loud scream, yang maha zast maha dasyat kuatnya - dari arah dorm girls (it could have been from Block C* Senior girls or Block D* Junior girls) Memang waktu tu no no suspect hantian (hantu) yang menjerit sebab it was clear enuff that it sounded macam perempuan betulll. Although, menjerit itu hasil dari ternampak hantian, mungkin gak. Tapi that jerit was something like jerit terkejut... no Tolong or anything... just plain, aaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Semua bilik mek nampak dah started bukak lampu semue - everyone sort of like rushed out of the dorms,... bertempiaran berkeliaran semua - semua Kak Nam (busybody) nak tahu ape dah jadik. Wardens also like tungging terbalik nih lari ke dorm tersebut - which waktu tu I just couldn't be bothered sangat - just nak find out, MOTIF MELALAK MENJERIT MEMALAM? Histiria ka!?!?!

Then - everything settled. Duh... ape kes? Over tau nak grab attention satu BP tu dngn jeritan batin dia tu (whoever the girl was lah kan). So citernye? Tah lah - some said that she saw hantian- some said she saw something, black, berkilat kindda thingie figure, memerhatikan dia (si perempuan gila nih la) tgh basuh fefetz kot dalam toilet itiew. Haiyoh! Kezi lah. Kes mengendap ke? Ke saje nak timbulkan skepulasi lagi? Always tau. Mek yang diva berangan nih ponnn tak der orang nak mengendap. Mek mengendap orang ade lah - and was I good at it, sampai pecah lobang! Ehehehehehe...

So anyways - the next day, they found out siape the girl was. Senior girl, class mana tah. Memang cun - cantik la. Tapi obviously Aizul my roommie tu lagi cantik (walhal nak cakap kate MEK nih lagik cantik tapi, don't want to sound like a self-centered bitch kan? E eh?). So kecoh la sehari dua jer, pastu diam la balik BP tu. (Balik Pulau - I malas nak call MRSM - so I stick to BP jer la ek?)

Then the following weekend tu, nah - ade lagik! Jeritan2 batinku itiew! This time, the girls (note: RAMAI ek kali nih - 3 ke, 4 orang tah - mesti lesbo scenes dalam toilet itiew, mek tau mek tau! Eheheheh) menjerit bagai nak gile, nak runtuh mek rase katil mek yang dah memang azab tu. Time tu mek dengan Aizul tgh beborak ngan Amirul - it was on a Friday night, so semua dalam dorm la. And for goodness sake it was still early, still dalam 10nish. Takkan hantian? Tapi kali nih the girls said, bukan SORANG - or SATU hantian (whatever it was lah kan) - they saw 2 or 3, standing there... and THIS time, they see those figures ala ala berbentuk manusia. DUH!? Manusia la then, kan? Ehehehehe... tapi this second case nih parah sikit. One of the girls yang terkejut tu got hurt as waktu dia terkejut tu, dia terjatuh. And when she fell down kat lantai toilet tu, kepala dia terhentak kat dinding - so luka berDARA la sikit. Kes kes kes.... mujur tak biul dan hilang daya ingatan... kalau idak, isk isk isk - kesiannnn dia.

So cut the story short sikit sebab lepas dari insiden tu tarak pa pe yang berlaku - the usuals, spot-checks la itu la ini la... and mainly lagi pasal citer mek lagik kang, ade orang sentap? Eheheh - so better mek cut the story short as citer nih bukan habis cam nih jer.. Ade sambungan PARAH ok!

So after doin' a lot of investigations and what not (pihak cikgu cikgi ler... wardens too), these people berjaya buat kesimpulan - bukan hantian. These so called black figures semue nih - semuenye jantan! Men, mengintai the girls dalam toilet. Haiyoh! Berani mampos nih. Sanggup nih panjat block asrama - naik ke belah bumbung - and stood there while watching the girls mandi ke, cik ak ke (berri berris lah), ape ke... isk isk isk... sanggup nih! Mesti gerdus kan those men. Tapi, motif all in black? Berkilat2? Soonnnnn these cikgus cikgis found traces of empty tins of pewarna cat hitam apa tah ( I don't think its like Cat biasa cat dinding semue tu. I think must be some kind of special chat - so they can chat themselves all in black... *that explains the berkilat2 part* and buat ala ala camouflage thinggie lah. Makes sense - they cat themselve hitam belegam, then - mengintai those girls... di waktu malam. Sapa nak nampak? Sure nampak bijik mata bebudak tu jer kan... of course lah scarrrry marry!) Tapi, siape yang buat???

Nahhhhhh!!!! Penyiasatan terulung MRSM BP telah dilaksanakan bagi setiap student putera (termasuk student puterAI yang tak bersalah dan berdosa itiews ie ME AND MY GANG LAH!) bagi memastikan siapekan binatang yang buat keje lahanat itiew. And soon... NOPE - diaorang tak dapat detect/ tangkap siapekah itiew bangsat2tuns yang dok buat keje lahanat itiew... kezi tak?

Tapi some of the girls dah condifent about SENIOR BOYS yang bertanggung jawab pasal kes nih. Tak semena2, kes2 syak2 wassangka nih telah jadi sooooo kecohs u ols tau dak. VERY DEERRRR kecoh alam semesta ok. Knowing, girls, kalau dah mula 'Kak Nam', nahhh thats it lah! Then yang lebih PARAHnye was when the girls (seniors) started tuduh bebukan yang maha dasyat kat the boys, SAMPAI DARURAT ok MRSM BP at one point for 2 days - Imagine, strike gile2 babeng the girls - sampai gaduh nih dalam class diaorang. Yang mek peliknye, some of them, tak derpon sangkut paut, tapi, haiyoh - perlu ke? Baling2 kasut, buku nih - perang dalam class. Mek punye class ala ala jauh dari block classes seniors but I still kena lalu those areas kalau nak gi jumpe Aizul. Dah sampai satu peringkat, JALAN corridor tu di TUTUP UTK PENGGUNA JALAN KAKI katanya! Mek sentap - kena guna jalan jauh yang lebih menakutskan utk gi jumpe kenit tu! Memang darurat u ols. Boy seniors, not in good terms ngan girls seniors - macam ade sempadan pemisah gittu. Porak peranda sangat waktu tu. Mek yang ala ala jadik postgirl utk senior boys ke senior girls, ke, posto services utk sesiape jer la yang ada sangkut paut dengan senior, pun tergendala. Eheheh - mek dinch ade postos to send. Ohhh gumbirrra! Ehehehe. Tapi sedeh la jugak nengok keadaan seniors time tu; couples jadik musuh, kawan jadi lawans... haiyoh! - macam, maksimum lah, semuenye gara2 'ORANG MINYAK' yang belum dikenapasti, siapekan lahanat2 3 orang itiew.

Tapi porak peranda tu seminggu jer - when they found out siapekah yang bertanggungjawab dalam kes ORANG MINYAK itiew. Cam mana they tangkap? Well - they tangkap those boys in action katanye - BELUM SERIK! Hanjeng tau! Tapi the part yang really TERKEJUTKAN satu BP was this - it wasn't the senior boys after all. WHAT!?!!?!? HAIYOH!? And all those peperangan!?!? Kaum Adam seniors telah diexploitasikan!?!?! Kesiannnn - so... siapekah manusia2 laha persis kumpulan penyamaran lalatz ditagboard kiew itiew dulu? (yang sekarang dah pindah rumah ke pusat penyemaian lalatz penyamaran - where else? Kalau bukat kat tagboard blogdrive ponen Republic of Seychelles tu lah! Eheheh - owh abaikan. This isn't about her anyways...) So anyways, siapekah mereka... Ade 4 of them actually - and all 4 of them, jengjejeng!!! SEMUENYE BEBUDAK JUNIORS! Haiyoh! My batch ka!? Gampang dak!? Kezis laaaa very der!!!!!!!!!! Berani mampos nih - tu buat waktu di stage Juniors. Naik jadi seniors? Sure kes ROGOL ramai2... ewww!!! Kalau sekoq ke sekoq muka cam Brad Pitt (or paling lekeh Hans Isaac ke) mek sanggup la jugak dirogol bergilir2 atau beramai2 - ini, muka, haiyoh! Tiang jamban lagi elok lahhhh!

So what happened next? Kalau tak silap mek - 2 out of those four boys kena kicked out from BP (Sehsuwaiiii sngat!) - and lagi dua tu kena DI (disciplinary invesitgations u ols!) dan dibawah pengelolaan Jabatan Kaunseling u ols! Sehsuwaaiii sangat! Tapi yang punting, at the end, they jadik 30% baik je - tetap ade unsur2 penyangak in them!

The seniors? Well -lets just say - ending entry nih, biaso ajo; a bit "ooohh we dah agak dah ending cam nih" kindda thing, but still, ok lah. The senior, they had a gathering thingie among themselves, then settled lah baik2. Macam, I'm sure yang seniors girls yang memulakan porak peranda itiew very der malu ceghin makghodot? (Tahu tak ceghin makghodot tu ape? Org Utagha sure tau - kalau tak tau, JANGAN MENGAKU ORANG UTARA tau! Bikin malu sama mek jer nyeh...)I remembered the seniors girls ade yang lepas pada kes itu, terus sentap ngan geng2 juniors pulak. MOTIF!? Tak cukup ke korang porak peranda sesama batch, perlu ke nak wujudkan kekocohan dengan juniors pulak? Kexi tau waktu tu. I felt like, urgh!!! Mujur our Junior rep voiced out...

"Kami yang tak bersalah - jgn dipandang serong ok! Kami tak ada sangkut paut dengan kes tu, jadi harap kumpulan senior girls please do understand. Kami tannak bende nih berpanjangan..." Way the go Junior rep!!!, who soon became the next President of the Majlis Perwakilan Pelajar - tahun mek jadik senior. Curlast ok! Ehehehe...

So itu la dia... ORANG MINYAK - yang nan ado! I wonder what happened to that orang minyak? Hurmmmmmm......




Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah


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Posted at 8:08:31 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

uculer
May 9, 2005   02:45 AM PDT
 
ooo..ingatkan satu lagi cerita mistik. mau tak tido mlm ni
shay
May 9, 2005   10:25 AM PDT
 
haha bebudak BP nie macam2 ada...
Nurlea Laurielle Lee
May 9, 2005   12:22 PM PDT
 
Macam macam ado!!!!!!!!
Madam Sabhnam
May 10, 2005   12:55 AM PDT
 
Nyeh...Mak pon ader citer jugak..masa nak belajar kat sekolah asrama penoh area KK dulu..sekolah ni biaser ler semua jantan kan..tak yang fefokehhh...so mlm2 ader yang jadik ular merayap carik mangsa Nyehhh...ala2 Mak ler nay cuba dimangsakan...tapi Nyehh..mak lari keliling Dorm nyehh..takutttt...nanti hilang daraaaa.....sebab Mak Jagaaaa!!!!

antu
May 10, 2005   01:29 AM PDT
 
ceghin makghodot?aku tak penah dengaq pon...oghang loqstaq ja kot sebut..Aizul si mulut celupar itu dimana sekarang ya..rindu siut..dah kurus sekarang..power..kat sarawak tgh ngajaq budak sana..sure budak2 sana semua dapat pangkat babi...aizul mmg mulut suka cakap babi..heheheh..aizul..hang mana.rindu siot..kasut gucci dah jadi gucccca ka..sori menyemak dalam hg nya blog ni..heheh
Nurlea Laurielle Lee
May 10, 2005   03:10 AM PDT
 
antu: hang nih sapa? macam kenai sesangat ja kami semua nih? Tah tah kenai pa... common.. reveal urself. eheheheeh
liyana
August 21, 2005   03:12 AM PDT
 
amende la hampa ni. baguih gak sejarah tu. batch kami pun gempak gak
orang minyak
September 13, 2005   08:55 PM PDT
 
memang benar orang minyak itu wujud dan dia adalah orang yang hensem
Nameeirul
October 3, 2005   01:28 PM PDT
 
apela
mat sabu
January 30, 2006   05:47 AM PST
 
hahahahaha..
Jeff
February 25, 2006   03:29 PM PST
 
xde apa2 tu klu dibandigkan ngan saya waktu kat MRSM Kuching dulu. skali tu, seminggu lagi dkt nak PMR, suma tktan kecuali form 3 kena histeria.nasib baik la kami student form 3 x kena sorang pun. fikir2 kan, hantu tu bertimbang rasa gak sebab x kaco kami yg struggle utk PMR.hehe
feet_3do
April 26, 2006   07:42 PM PDT
 
seh..hapada.time batch 2003/04 pong adala kes bngbdak pompuan jnjerit ni lg dasat kul 12.30 (kot rasanyur) selama 3 ari hatrixs.seram segala bngbulu d badan hehehe.
DotComDOtMy
May 11, 2006   01:29 PM PDT
 
uish...fakta yg akoo bg kat hang tuh sebenarnya yg paling tepat tau...ok...
nx da great
October 20, 2006   11:46 PM PDT
 
oit!c bapok !! laen x tlg martabatkan ckit bhs melayu..ni sampai kes x fhm dowh!!
nur
January 1, 2007   05:43 PM PST
 
its quite an intrstng story actually.but then da language is quite cnfusng
xbp84 (SPM88)
January 5, 2007   02:19 AM PST
 
ada byk lagi cerita seumpamanya yg berlaku di sana terutama semasa awal pembukaan (1984). masa tu, blok C pun belum siap.
shamsul bp 94/95
March 5, 2007   02:01 PM PST
 
hahaha...ini kes aku igt...budak2 pompuan senior p kepung blok laki senior(blok aku la tu)...siap angkat2 kerusi...konon nak blasah budak laki...kahkahkah...lawak2...darurat 3 hari rasanya...start baling kerusi dr kelas k pastu melarat ke klas2 lain...last2 bedamai mkn besooo..

anyway tq la kasi igt kisah ni blk...

sb838s@yahoo.com
firdaus(fir)
July 13, 2007   05:09 PM PDT
 
apa cerita ni menga.............rut ja...
mana nak ada hantu ni kat blk pulau la aku dah duduk kat situ 100 tahun dah yang aku tau anak antu...ada dgn bapak antu
syd
February 25, 2008   07:18 PM PST
 
heheh..aizul cam kenai jer
bebudak junior menten jer..cam tak der ape berlaku..
GMiE
December 16, 2008   08:00 PM PST
 
Penat gak nak memahami penulisan Mek nih, naik tersenggut-senggugut nk blh dptkan maksudnyer...kasihanilah kami yg suka membaca..Jgn bebankan minda cerdas ini!!..Hehehe...Btw, How 'bout "Antoo" yg masuk Dewan Makan Lak? Pokok Durian masih utuh di atas lereng?..Opppsss.jgn ckp kekuat, nt JKR Penang suruh evacuate hostels..lebih 30darjah kecerunan tuh!!!
Syam
January 3, 2009   11:43 PM PST
 
Aik...u ex mrsm bp? my juniors? which dorm u were?
supersenior
February 11, 2009   10:36 PM PST
 
bhs so tunggang langgang... susah la nk bc dan nk fahamkan..papepun, motif y nk disampaikan tercapai...ada jugak cite mcm ni ek
atiey
March 1, 2009   09:36 AM PST
 
really??
if u really were my senior(haha,,im batch 07/08)
nway..btol ke nih??
hahhahah
nice story~
nelly
March 18, 2009   03:46 PM PDT
 
aiyoh....mampoih aq...daa la bru masok mrsm bp tuh...x pasai2,kene...tidak!!!
Am
March 20, 2009   01:28 AM PDT
 
semekom ...
hamba allah
April 9, 2009   12:44 PM PDT
 
ape kejadah ni.....??? main han2 plak ..... baik ingat pd tuhan lg bagus.............................
hamba allah
April 9, 2009   12:44 PM PDT
 
ape kejadah ni.....??? main han2 plak ..... baik ingat pd tuhan lg bagus.............................
hadhri
May 31, 2009   02:42 PM PDT
 
ni bleh caye ke ni?????????
mokmu
September 17, 2009   05:21 PM PDT
 
lantak mu dengan orang minyak...
abu mustaqim
November 15, 2009   10:10 PM PST
 
cuba lah pakai bahasa yg betui sikit, orang paham msg pun kesampaian... Jenuh duk process otak nak paham...



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