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Sunday, May 08, 2005

ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS THAT SHOWGIRL - Episode 5

From the last episode... Episode 4: A wish that came true

But one fine day... as I got up from bed, all I could think of was... "I nak drag... and I wanna do that show!!!" - yes, tibe2... but that was like after several months jugak lepas malam intro Angah buat utk mek to be in drag in public kat Serdang tu. It was just like what Whoopi Goldberg said dalam script Sister Act 2 tu... "If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere... you got get up and pay attention..." - and "If you wake up one day and you can't think of nothing else to do but to sing - then you go ahead and sing!" So that fine morning - or should I say afternoon kot, as I got up from bed... and all I could think about that day was - I wanna drag and perform... then I guess I just have to do something about it then.... :) To be continued....

Episode 5: Doing somethin' about "it"... lets!

Well - 'I wanna drag and perform' I said to myself one day when I woke up from bed? Hell yeah - so I did! I told everyone in the house, especially Along and Angah. And both of them were like, woooooo! Ok...

"Kalau Anjang bebetul wanna do this - you have to start having your basic needs... firstly..." ujar Along after I told them my intentions that fine day.

And so the list of 'stuffs' that I needed pun telah disiapkan Along. Like, haiyoh!!! Dalam list tu, banyak bebende yang I never bought before in my entire life. Malunye... cam mana nih!?!?!

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Click on the list to read what's on it! Eeheheh - malu ok!


Like, HELLO!?!?! BRA!? PANTIES!?!?!? Haiyoh!!!! Perlu ke!? Can't I like ask some girls to buy for me? Mana mek nak tahu nak beli size ape? Or... kalau nak kena try, HOW!? Am not in drag when I go shopping for those stuffs nanti - haiyoh! Mati lah aku! Memang malu, segan + everything lah! Tapi kesimpulannye, NAK BELI, how? Ehehehe - so mek heret la si Acu and Acak gi shopping for all those stuffs as Along ade flight and Angah keje. SO where did Acu and Acak bawak mek? YEZZZ!!! Shopping paradise for adiks2... where else, Suuuuungaaiii WANGG!!! Hehehehehe...

The shopping experiences were like somewhat, different from before. Yer lah, tetiber jer getek gi beli bra and panties kat women's department kat Parkson tu, sape tak malu? Acak ok lah ala ala woman jugak, Acu, no doubt lah muka jambu dia VERY DER terserlah ok. MEK!? Gibek patah!? Nampak sangat out of place. Malu lah! Seriously, I WAS VERY MALU at that time. Bukan memain punye malu!

Haiyoh! Heavensss ok kalau dapat set bra and panties cam nih... Ehehehe - Of course, for basic users like moi like that time terpaksa settled for something simpler, something, less, menarik dari set cam nih! Ehehehehe


So after settling beli semue barang2 basic needs semue tu (yes, semuanye in one day mek habiskan duit beli semua bebende tu; knowing ME, I nak semue complete - you know that kind of feeling kan... ), and lepas beli loads of basic make ups from Guardian... balik rumah, ape lagik! DRAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It took me awhile to get myself SESUAI dengan memakai panties. TRUST me, it 'hurts'!!! The first time jer lah kan, lepas tu, lama ke lamaan, CONFIDENT nih! Tapi, still, bukannye KEPIT MAUT lagi, ade lah tersembul once or twice. HAHAHAH! Bodoh sangat! Tapi, tetap nih berangan confident. I remembered practice pakai Vincci heels 3 1/2inches tu... huiyoh! Susah gilos! Tapi, sebab nak cantik sebab nak drag cecepat, I guess I managed to get use to wear those heels in a short period of time.

I guess I took like, what, nearly, NEARLY I SAY, a month - before I beranikan diri and called Awie and told him I wanted to perform...

"HAA!! Bagus lah tu! Weekend nih free? Buat show.. ok?"

But but but!?!?!? What show mek nak buat? Lagu ape? Haiyoh! For crying out loud, that WEEKEND? It was like, three days lagi to go waktu tu. Mek dah cuak! Then he asked me to go for rehearsals (ADE REHEARSALS KATANYE!!!) at his place in Bangsar. So Angah brought me there since Angah knew the place. Gi la rumah Awie tu, tgk waktu tu, Shalohong (another fine, great, talented showgirl under Awie's group), Mimie (a 24-7 drag queen.. cantik! Gi keje kat Maybank draggg nih! Confidentnye!) and Mama Roza (waktu first time jumpe dia, takut ok! No no, bukan garang, just... owh nevermind. Siape yang kenal Mama Roza tahu la ape maksud mek) - then there's Jimmy (cute gibek, memang mek taste! Tapi tau tau also drag, but not 24-7 or course, HOW!?) - Semuenye tgh practice items masing2 for the coming weekend. Siap ade opening show and finale, WHICH I also have to join AT FIRST. Tapi since Jimmy and Awie lepas tu discussed that since it was my first debut performance, I get to skip the Opening act - just tunjuk muka for the finale as they introduces me. Nak guna nama ape? Jengjejenggg!!!!!!!! That's when Laurielle wujud! - from my nickname "Lady L`OreaL The Great", remember? mIRC? Ehehehehehe... Tapi semua salah paham - they tot it's L`OreaL the brand was my name, and not Laurielle. Thank God it wasn't Laurier tuala wanita itiew (HANJS LAH GINGER!) How sad can that get? Nevermind lah I say - LOreaL pun, LOreaL lah. Asalkan jangan Lorry Taik, OOOPPS!?!?!?!?!

So lepas tu, Saturday night came - I didn't perform on Friday night tu since Awie said dia nak introkan mek during Saturday night, lagik pack ramai - meriah. WHAT!?!?!? MERIAH katanya!? NAHH!! THAT'S IT! Maaati lah mek!

As Saturday arrived, mek makin cuak. Seharian suntuk kat USJ3 tu mek pasang lagu mek nak perform tu, menari terhoyong hayang nih sengsorang, hafal lirik semua. Lagu ape? Dinch cerits lagik! So anyways, malam tu, mek dah sibuk nak start make up at 8pm. Angah, who wanted to do my make up waktu tu said...

"Awat nak rush!? Baru pukul 8... kang kul 10 Angah make up kan lah... "

10!?!? Why so late one!? Rupe2nye, 10pm tu just nice. By the time mek habis disiapkan dimakeupkan semue, it was midnight. Nak keluar rumah, mek di ucapkan SEMOGA BERJAYA katanyeeee oleh Acu and Ateh - Along wasn't there - flight. Atam, Angah and Acak ikut sekali gi BB! On the way tu I was like, HAIYOH!!! PERLU KE SEMUA NIH!?!??!

Sampai jer ke BB - AGAIN - mek terkejut. RAMAI and I DO MEAN, RAMAI nih - memandang mek! Ade yang memandang ala ala sentap (MOTIF DAN TEMANYE mek dinch tau waktu tu - ade ke mek buat salah datang in drag?), ade yang pandang in full of like erm, tergamam? Haaa gittu. Ade yang couldn't be bothered pun (like, Ala... just another boy in a dress). So mek yang ala ala dengan berpakaian baju show tu (seluar leather brown colour + tube warna light brown) - gile kan? Gi BB dah pakai siap2 nih baju show (What to do, tak gherti drag lagik waktu tu), jumpe Awie,... and he told me to get ready quick - show's about to start and mek number 2 in line. NYAH!! MATIII MEK OK! Number 2!?!?!?!? That's like, AFTER OPENING!? Haiyoh!!!!

So anyways, back stage, Angah betulkan make up, rambut - pakaikan accessories (which were a choker, gelang tangan dari pergelangan tangan, dililit sampai ke shoulder *sebelah kiri* and a headgear ala ala crown - YANG DIPERBUAT DARIPADA MANILA KAD DAN JUGAK DAWAI HALUS - both dibalut disalut dengan ALUMINIUM FOIL!!!!!!!!! - THOSE WERE MY FIRST SET OF ACCESSORIES!). And then, I was ready... for WHAT!? HAIYOH! Wait I until I tell you guys what happened...

The song Dov’è L’Amore by Cher was my choice. Tu la lagu show pertama mek! Why that song? Rancak - and since I thought show was all about dance, and since I love to dance, mek pilih la lagu tu - besides, lirik dia mek memang tahu. So anyways, lagu bermula - lampu club BB itiew dipadamkan... only lampu2 disco jer... very der seksi! I went out (tak der orang tepuk ok! Well, ade la, lite lite....), started dancing like beruk makan belacan, tercungap2 kepenatan in the first 1 1/2 mins of the song (sebab I was like practically dancing dancing bagai nak rak!) - and then... it happened... WHAT? Hehehe.. malu la nak cakap... Owh very well! Remember I told u tadik I wore a tube top? And my bra, I took out the tali bra so that it looked better bile pakai tube top (you know where this is goin', kan? Kexi lah!). Anyways - as I was terloncat2 bagaikan kera/beruk kena belacan itiew, I noticed Acak tgh trying to say something - and I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMPLIMENTING ME! Duh!?! Na ah! IT WAS MY TUBE! Dah terlucut turun sampai ke bawah nipple line, WAY WAY bawah nipple line. What's worse, MY BRA WENT DOWN WITH IT!? Now tell me how pathetic and sad can that GET anymore!?!?!?!?!?!? MY FIRST SHOW!!!! URGH!!! MEMALUKAN SUNDDEELLL!!!!!!!!!!

And so I tersentap yang teramat sangat2. Everyone practically laughed at me - MALU NYE! Waktu tu I nearly cried (my first public DQ act ok!) - and all I wanted to do was... "I wanna go back! I wanna go home!!!!" Angah yang ala ala kesian tgk mek, asked Acak to drive me back since Angah decided to stay back with Atam (those two queenies... urgh! - so much for moral support! Ehehe) So lepas tu, on the way back to the car pun, NO THANKS TO MIRC lah... "E eh? Itu bukan Lady Loreal tu ke? Yang dalam mIRC tu?" So I heard someone saying that... THEN.."HA AH- ITU LAH DIA. TADI BUAT SHOW. MALU SIAL! NAMPAK PUTING TETEK SEMUA - BAJU DIA TERLUCUT OK WAKTU BUAT SHOW! HARHARHARHAR" - SERIOUSLY u ols! Time tu, I felt like, OWH GOD! MALUNYE AKU! What have I done!?!?!?!?!?!

After that show - I completely SENTAP dan malas nak buat show lagi dah. Told Awie yang I tannak perform anymore - MALU. Though he gave me quite a few good nasihats, tapi, tau2 lah kan, hati tgh panas, muka still rase malu, I refused to let those nasihats to stay in my brains. Masuk kanan, puup! Kuar kiri! Even bebudak USJ tu pun advised me not to patah semangat and what not lah... nope, I didn't buy it. Even when they puji me I still looked good that nite, NOPE! Am not buying it - I said.

So lepas tu I kept silent for a while - a month or two rasenye. Stopped show but NOT drag! Eheheh - tetap nih kat rumah, dok drag dengan Along Acu semua. Tapi to go out to KL, in public, in drag, AGAIN? NO WAY laaa waktu tu. Even nak keluar not in drag pun mek phobiarina tau! I kept myself busy dengan... dengan... flights, work, social loafing with bebudak USJ tu, - mIRC pon mek silentkan diri. Ala ala DQ DQ DQ Off Hp dan Opp Pc lah gittu... OPPPPPS!

So sampai bile mek cam tu? Sampai bilekah mek stayed on merajuk (actually MALU) cam tu? Dah serik ke nak buat show? Hey hey hey - Che-Detz won't call me MISS TAK SERIK2 for nothing you know... and all akan ku kupaskan dalam Episode ke 6, OUATIWTS... the year 2001 ended with a victory! It's like what Danny Mendez, Miss Italy/ Universe 1997 said... "It's a victory upon victory". Whatever that means lah kan.. LOL!



Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah





Posted at 10:53:31 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

katadah.warriors
May 8, 2005   12:18 PM PDT
 
hahaha... barayor mate aku bacer entry.. haduih... tercirit.. nasib baik ler aku tak pi tengok... kalau lah ada.. harus aku masuk spital kes kejang perut..
anywayz..can't wait for 6th. episode.. bile nak masuk tu ??
Nurlea Laurielle Lee
May 8, 2005   01:20 PM PDT
 
Hanjs tau KW! Maaati la ko bersama durjana alam Ginger itiew. Episode ke 6 ptg nih, insyaAllah - lagi satu, WOI! MOTIF CIR BIR!? Mesti semalam kena jols jols! kan? Ekekeek
AKu
May 8, 2005   01:23 PM PDT
 
lagu mano tu baju leh terkeluar tu?
uculer
May 9, 2005   02:11 AM PDT
 
ouh...penamatan cerita yg sgt bagus. tak saba nak tau what made u drag kat luar balik. well written though *clap clap
baby bee®
May 9, 2005   09:41 AM PDT
 
hikhik.. naseb bb tak ada... kalu tak sahih bb dah panik tengok nenen dah hampir sangat nak nampak....
shay
May 9, 2005   10:14 AM PDT
 
haha sib baik takde ciktek size 42DD..kalau idak harus jejantans kat situ melompat2 riang..hihi
Nurlea Laurielle Lee
May 9, 2005   12:23 PM PDT
 
Mek dah agak musti semua akan komen pasal show baju terlucut nampak teteks tu. MEK MELUUUU!!!
AdamdrAgx
October 8, 2005   02:55 PM PDT
 
Bravo!!!! Besh sesangattt!!!!

Aiyoh! tak tahu nak cakap apa lagi dah....memang terkesima sekejap....

Berani mati u ols buat lagu dance as debut! ST pun pikir sepuluh ribu kali kalau nak buat lagu dance untuk first show...

Anyway, tak kena tak tahu dan tak rasa,... dah kena , dah cuba sudah tentu faham segalanya.... Pendorong dan penguat semangat!!

Sungguh motivated....(Aiyoh!!! Cepatlah raya!! Tak sabar nak buat show semulaaaa!!!!)
Name
May 7, 2006   10:46 PM PDT
 
breast and vulve you is beatifull
VIVIAN
May 30, 2006   04:42 PM PDT
 
I BLOVE YOU
*****^_^
June 28, 2006   02:11 PM PDT
 
sexx with u
SIVAKASI
November 6, 2006   07:59 AM PST
 
Nice and beautiful bra and her two big private part.If can I want to do sex with u.
syahrizal
February 28, 2007   04:40 PM PST
 
Nice & beatiful bra and your body
I like to sexx with u
isn,t it.?




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