Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Hadek˛ yang duduk dalam closet - hiks!
Hiks! U ols... mek dapat email ini dalam Adam; remember Adam? The cutiepie, antara pioneer chatters di TB mek dulu itiew? Hiks! Anyways; dia lah hantaq email nih on behalf of his officemate katanya... mrasa...
My Dearest,
Attached herewith is a request from my officemate. She need your advise lah. Pleaseeeee!!!
Regards,
Adam
"The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after."
****************************************
Lea darling,
I nak tanya your advise la camne nak bagi kawan i sorang hadek2 ni keluar dari closet dia...fyi, dia takmo ngaku dia hadek2 tapi keponenan dia sungguh terserlah..!! Bukan apa....I just kesian kat dia terpaksa berpura2 all the time. To me it's ok if he's gay or straight....as he will always be my bestfriend. I just want him to be himself and not someone else.
Anyway, I'm one of your fan. Heard that sometimes you organise a gathering party for all your bloggers. Can I join the crowd too? I have yet to finish reading your entries.
Thank you for brightening up my long and boring day at the office with your interesting stories.
Hope to hear from you soon.
-RAIN
TU DIA! Request dari cik RAIN (mek tak sure lelaks ke perems ke tapi mek suspections perems la kan? Hiks!). Mek 'GULP' sat baca email ni. Cam ne ek??? *sambil garu˛ kepala... hurmmmm...
Ok - cam nih... let me see... hurmmmm... hish! HOW EK? Hahaha...
Apa kata mek start by bukak mukadimah kisah past tense mek waktu kat MAS dulu. Meh mek citerkan pengalaman mek carutcaraz sorang crew hadek˛ yang feeling dia STRAIGHT walaupun keponenannye lebih menyerlah dari mek katanya, kan!? Hiks! It all happened dalam flight ape ntah la. Dari seawal di dalam briefing room lagi, mek suspection mamat nih hadek˛. Gaya dia saja, ANY IDIOT can tell. Tapi waktu time salam dan introduce diri nih, very der gripped tangan mek seolah˛ like there's no tomorrow. Sakit sundal! Not bad aih for a ponen to jabat tangan dan cengkam tangan sekuat˛ alam. Pun begitu, suara walaupun tak sekasar mek (ooops!) tapi LENGGOK pertuturannnye dan jalan dia dah terbukti hebat yang dia hadek˛. Mek tarkik la part tu, cuma mek menyampah dia kekonon nak menten jantan dan bile ade sorang stewardess tanya dia waktu tgh tunggu our IFS masuk kasik briefing....
"$%&@#, seronok kan flight nih semua pompuans! Bestnye!"
$%&@# tu nama mek la. Stewardess nih memula cakap dengan mek lah... Then mek jawab...
"Ha ah - sure havocness nyeh, kan!?"
Dan time mek jawab tu, mek paling muka tgk mamat tu. Tetiber mamat yang mek suspect hadek˛ tu jawab...
"Sorry yer, ade jugak STEWARD dalam set nih occay..."
Mek time tu dah jeling sentap! Dah la ko tu JUNIOR CREW, brani mampos menjawab ley? And stewardess tu dengan slamber dan blur tanye...
"Eh, sorry. U bukan hadek˛ cam $%&@# gak ke nyeh?"
TAU fantart tu jawab ape?
"SORRY I bukan hadek˛ or pondan macam si $%&@#... take note!"
BERASAP telinga aku! Waaaaaahhh bukan hadek˛ leh? Habis muka ko dah serupa tepong gomak tu, APA KES!? Tak per tak per - KO TUNGGU dalam flight! Dah la tannak mengaku; dah tu, KURANG AJAQ pulak cakap cam tu. YER, memang dia junior mek tapi kononnye sebab mek MUDA dari dia yang KERTU time tu, so dia FEELING la this one has got nothing to do with Junior or Senior - kirenya nih ala˛ mek tuduh dia yang berumur tu pondan, dan mek nih tak tak hormat dia la as org lebih berumur - DE FARCO lah kau! (De Farco is another way of saying F*ck YOU dalam tonasi dan nada lebih relaxed dan with poise. BOLE? Mati la with POISE katanya, kan!? HAHAHA!)
So anyways, dalam that long haul flight, kenanya mek keje business class main deck B747. So main deck Business Class galley is just nextdoor to Galley C, Economy class, yang si hadek˛ kononnye jantan nih, worked in la kan. Dia jadik galley steward C la kirenye. So lepas dah habis siap keje mek, mek as usual, very der dedicated, pi la jenguk˛ zone C, kot˛ boleh tolong pa per since service depa tak habis˛ lagi. Heran. Lambat bebenor nak habis.
Masuk˛ galley C tu, MAU TAK LEMBAB! Steward Galley C rupanye buat keje bukan setakat LEMBAB, malah, VERY DER lemah gemalai ok! Nak angkat meal trays pun, serupa cam nak kena jaga nails takut patah! Haram sunggoh aih! Tak leh jadi nih! Mek pon as usual, mencelah... tapi taking into account what happened dalam bilik briefing tadik tu, mek budget nak kenakan dia... so mek cakap la...
"Nyeh... come - meh mek tolong ko nyeh..."
Tetiber, muka dia dari normal jadik cam MARAH nih!
"Excuse me $%&@#, APA NYAH NYAH!? Sorry yer! I'm not like you ok!"
"Ala nyeh. It's ok la. Ngaku sajork. Tak der mende lah. Kite sesama species. Nak cover˛ apanye nyeh..."
"I CAKAP I BUKAN NYAH LAH!"
"Yer noq. Mek tau ko bukan nyah. Mek pun bukan. HEHEHEH tapi kita selaku hadek˛ nih, kalau nak cover˛ dan tannak mengaku, susah nak dapat kon*k taw nyeh!"
HEHEHEH sempat tu!...
"$%&@#, you nih memang sengaja buat˛ buta dan bodoh, OR MEMANG U BUTA DAN BODOH!? I CAKAP I BUKAN MAK NYAH MACAM U LAH!"
AHAH! Aku dah tak leh tahan dah! Nak emo tetiber apasal kalau KAU TU BUKAN NYAH!? EEEEEEE! Aku tak tahan time tu! No more baik˛ sweet˛ talk...
"Wooooo... bukan cam MAK NYAH LAH? BUKAN MACAM mek ley!? Habis muka kau yang berfoundation bagai tu, APA PONDAN!!?"
"Mana ade! U jgn merepek lah!"
"Owwwww... mek la merepek? Sat nah! Mek nak panaskan oven! Pastu, once dah panas, MEK NAK TENYEH MUKA HANG KAT OVEN! Nak tgk, CAIR DAK FOUNDATION KAT MUKA HANG TU! NAK!?"
Terus dia diam... mek tak pedulik! MEK NAK SAMBUNG JUGAK!
"Nyeh, apa lah sangat kalau ko nak cover˛ nih sedangkan keling botol tepi jalan yang otak sewel kalau tgk muka kau pun leh detect muka ko tu muka hadek i*ap k*nek! Tak sesuaiiii lah ko nih!"
Dia diam LAGI dia sambil buat keje - tapi muka dia very der muka sentap!
"I have NO problems with you kalau ko tannak mengaku ko tu hadek˛ ke ape ke - BUT TAK PAYAH LAH susah payah nak cakap ko tu STRAIGHT sedangkan leher ko dengan muka ko tu ketara sangat warna kulit berbeza. Awat, hang sakit ka? Tu bukan sakit - TU FOUNDATION!"
Dan terus mek sambung buat keje dalam zone C, kuar dari Galley C tu dan join the stewardesses buat collection of trays. Then later, habis mek tolong... mek pi balik kat galley dia... mek cakap...
"NYEH! I'm done helping your zone!"
Dan terus mek catwalk lite˛ katanya. HAHAHA! Dannnn lepas tu, selang beberapa minute, dia datang kat mek mintak maaf dan mengaku dia hadek˛, BOLE!? Hahahahahah - terus KB dalam flight tu, bole? LALALALA!
Moral of the story, bukan mek sekejam tu nak suruh u ols kenakan kawan u ols tu Rain. Tapikan, if TALKING NICELY pun tak der guna, APA LAGIK! BAMBU JER! Sometimes depa nih bukannye apa. Depa worried sangat what others might say or think of them, tu yang nak hide in the closet tu. Tapi you go tell that friend of yours kan dear, cakap... kalau dia dok hide hide nih lagi, lagi kawan˛ sentap. Kesian tgk dia had to cover-up is one thing. Tapi SAMPAI bila dia nak cam tu? Dia tannak ke join˛ and just be diri dia sendiri? Talk to that person la Rain, and if like I said CAKAP ELOK˛ pun tak guna, THEN, apa lagi u ols - mrasalah kenakan also. Kenakan here means, maybe, stop being nice and asking dia to mengaku. Instead, try be bitchy about it and start to sindir˛kan dia. Tapi of course, try to talk him first la kan.
Tapi kan Rain, on the other hand, sometimes, some ppl, contoh lah, for instance, you ade kawan by the name of SUN (mati lah RAIN SUN MOON EARTH, ROCK dan JADED HEART, kan? Opps!) - ok, maybe for YOU, u ols nak get your friend hadek˛ nih out of the closet. TAPI, for SUN, as long as the signs are there, the clues dah terang˛ menyuluh muka hadek˛ tu yang dia memang hadek˛, for Sun, maybe that's enuff dan tak perlu nak susah˛ troublekan dirinya keluarkan hadek˛ tu dari closet. Cukup dalam diri Sun, yang dia tahu, kawan u ols tu sebenarnya hadek˛ yang TAKUT nak be all out dan prefers duduk dalam closet. Sometimes cam tu noq. Depa PREFER jadi cam tu. Memang la kita pun tak syok kan, tapi, what to do? Pilihan dia... kan? Apa apa pun, GOOD LUCK!!! Hihihih! Mati la mek!
I hope this entry will help. Ehehehe...


My Dearest,
Attached herewith is a request from my officemate. She need your advise lah. Pleaseeeee!!!
Regards,
Adam
"The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after."
****************************************
Lea darling,
I nak tanya your advise la camne nak bagi kawan i sorang hadek2 ni keluar dari closet dia...fyi, dia takmo ngaku dia hadek2 tapi keponenan dia sungguh terserlah..!! Bukan apa....I just kesian kat dia terpaksa berpura2 all the time. To me it's ok if he's gay or straight....as he will always be my bestfriend. I just want him to be himself and not someone else.
Anyway, I'm one of your fan. Heard that sometimes you organise a gathering party for all your bloggers. Can I join the crowd too? I have yet to finish reading your entries.
Thank you for brightening up my long and boring day at the office with your interesting stories.
Hope to hear from you soon.
-RAIN
TU DIA! Request dari cik RAIN (mek tak sure lelaks ke perems ke tapi mek suspections perems la kan? Hiks!). Mek 'GULP' sat baca email ni. Cam ne ek??? *sambil garu˛ kepala... hurmmmm...
Ok - cam nih... let me see... hurmmmm... hish! HOW EK? Hahaha...
Apa kata mek start by bukak mukadimah kisah past tense mek waktu kat MAS dulu. Meh mek citerkan pengalaman mek carutcaraz sorang crew hadek˛ yang feeling dia STRAIGHT walaupun keponenannye lebih menyerlah dari mek katanya, kan!? Hiks! It all happened dalam flight ape ntah la. Dari seawal di dalam briefing room lagi, mek suspection mamat nih hadek˛. Gaya dia saja, ANY IDIOT can tell. Tapi waktu time salam dan introduce diri nih, very der gripped tangan mek seolah˛ like there's no tomorrow. Sakit sundal! Not bad aih for a ponen to jabat tangan dan cengkam tangan sekuat˛ alam. Pun begitu, suara walaupun tak sekasar mek (ooops!) tapi LENGGOK pertuturannnye dan jalan dia dah terbukti hebat yang dia hadek˛. Mek tarkik la part tu, cuma mek menyampah dia kekonon nak menten jantan dan bile ade sorang stewardess tanya dia waktu tgh tunggu our IFS masuk kasik briefing....
"$%&@#, seronok kan flight nih semua pompuans! Bestnye!"
$%&@# tu nama mek la. Stewardess nih memula cakap dengan mek lah... Then mek jawab...
"Ha ah - sure havocness nyeh, kan!?"
Dan time mek jawab tu, mek paling muka tgk mamat tu. Tetiber mamat yang mek suspect hadek˛ tu jawab...
"Sorry yer, ade jugak STEWARD dalam set nih occay..."
Mek time tu dah jeling sentap! Dah la ko tu JUNIOR CREW, brani mampos menjawab ley? And stewardess tu dengan slamber dan blur tanye...
"Eh, sorry. U bukan hadek˛ cam $%&@# gak ke nyeh?"
TAU fantart tu jawab ape?
"SORRY I bukan hadek˛ or pondan macam si $%&@#... take note!"
BERASAP telinga aku! Waaaaaahhh bukan hadek˛ leh? Habis muka ko dah serupa tepong gomak tu, APA KES!? Tak per tak per - KO TUNGGU dalam flight! Dah la tannak mengaku; dah tu, KURANG AJAQ pulak cakap cam tu. YER, memang dia junior mek tapi kononnye sebab mek MUDA dari dia yang KERTU time tu, so dia FEELING la this one has got nothing to do with Junior or Senior - kirenya nih ala˛ mek tuduh dia yang berumur tu pondan, dan mek nih tak tak hormat dia la as org lebih berumur - DE FARCO lah kau! (De Farco is another way of saying F*ck YOU dalam tonasi dan nada lebih relaxed dan with poise. BOLE? Mati la with POISE katanya, kan!? HAHAHA!)
So anyways, dalam that long haul flight, kenanya mek keje business class main deck B747. So main deck Business Class galley is just nextdoor to Galley C, Economy class, yang si hadek˛ kononnye jantan nih, worked in la kan. Dia jadik galley steward C la kirenye. So lepas dah habis siap keje mek, mek as usual, very der dedicated, pi la jenguk˛ zone C, kot˛ boleh tolong pa per since service depa tak habis˛ lagi. Heran. Lambat bebenor nak habis.
Masuk˛ galley C tu, MAU TAK LEMBAB! Steward Galley C rupanye buat keje bukan setakat LEMBAB, malah, VERY DER lemah gemalai ok! Nak angkat meal trays pun, serupa cam nak kena jaga nails takut patah! Haram sunggoh aih! Tak leh jadi nih! Mek pon as usual, mencelah... tapi taking into account what happened dalam bilik briefing tadik tu, mek budget nak kenakan dia... so mek cakap la...
"Nyeh... come - meh mek tolong ko nyeh..."
Tetiber, muka dia dari normal jadik cam MARAH nih!
"Excuse me $%&@#, APA NYAH NYAH!? Sorry yer! I'm not like you ok!"
"Ala nyeh. It's ok la. Ngaku sajork. Tak der mende lah. Kite sesama species. Nak cover˛ apanye nyeh..."
"I CAKAP I BUKAN NYAH LAH!"
"Yer noq. Mek tau ko bukan nyah. Mek pun bukan. HEHEHEH tapi kita selaku hadek˛ nih, kalau nak cover˛ dan tannak mengaku, susah nak dapat kon*k taw nyeh!"
HEHEHEH sempat tu!...
"$%&@#, you nih memang sengaja buat˛ buta dan bodoh, OR MEMANG U BUTA DAN BODOH!? I CAKAP I BUKAN MAK NYAH MACAM U LAH!"
AHAH! Aku dah tak leh tahan dah! Nak emo tetiber apasal kalau KAU TU BUKAN NYAH!? EEEEEEE! Aku tak tahan time tu! No more baik˛ sweet˛ talk...
"Wooooo... bukan cam MAK NYAH LAH? BUKAN MACAM mek ley!? Habis muka kau yang berfoundation bagai tu, APA PONDAN!!?"
"Mana ade! U jgn merepek lah!"
"Owwwww... mek la merepek? Sat nah! Mek nak panaskan oven! Pastu, once dah panas, MEK NAK TENYEH MUKA HANG KAT OVEN! Nak tgk, CAIR DAK FOUNDATION KAT MUKA HANG TU! NAK!?"
Terus dia diam... mek tak pedulik! MEK NAK SAMBUNG JUGAK!
"Nyeh, apa lah sangat kalau ko nak cover˛ nih sedangkan keling botol tepi jalan yang otak sewel kalau tgk muka kau pun leh detect muka ko tu muka hadek i*ap k*nek! Tak sesuaiiii lah ko nih!"
Dia diam LAGI dia sambil buat keje - tapi muka dia very der muka sentap!
"I have NO problems with you kalau ko tannak mengaku ko tu hadek˛ ke ape ke - BUT TAK PAYAH LAH susah payah nak cakap ko tu STRAIGHT sedangkan leher ko dengan muka ko tu ketara sangat warna kulit berbeza. Awat, hang sakit ka? Tu bukan sakit - TU FOUNDATION!"
Dan terus mek sambung buat keje dalam zone C, kuar dari Galley C tu dan join the stewardesses buat collection of trays. Then later, habis mek tolong... mek pi balik kat galley dia... mek cakap...
"NYEH! I'm done helping your zone!"
Dan terus mek catwalk lite˛ katanya. HAHAHA! Dannnn lepas tu, selang beberapa minute, dia datang kat mek mintak maaf dan mengaku dia hadek˛, BOLE!? Hahahahahah - terus KB dalam flight tu, bole? LALALALA!
Moral of the story, bukan mek sekejam tu nak suruh u ols kenakan kawan u ols tu Rain. Tapikan, if TALKING NICELY pun tak der guna, APA LAGIK! BAMBU JER! Sometimes depa nih bukannye apa. Depa worried sangat what others might say or think of them, tu yang nak hide in the closet tu. Tapi you go tell that friend of yours kan dear, cakap... kalau dia dok hide hide nih lagi, lagi kawan˛ sentap. Kesian tgk dia had to cover-up is one thing. Tapi SAMPAI bila dia nak cam tu? Dia tannak ke join˛ and just be diri dia sendiri? Talk to that person la Rain, and if like I said CAKAP ELOK˛ pun tak guna, THEN, apa lagi u ols - mrasalah kenakan also. Kenakan here means, maybe, stop being nice and asking dia to mengaku. Instead, try be bitchy about it and start to sindir˛kan dia. Tapi of course, try to talk him first la kan.
Tapi kan Rain, on the other hand, sometimes, some ppl, contoh lah, for instance, you ade kawan by the name of SUN (mati lah RAIN SUN MOON EARTH, ROCK dan JADED HEART, kan? Opps!) - ok, maybe for YOU, u ols nak get your friend hadek˛ nih out of the closet. TAPI, for SUN, as long as the signs are there, the clues dah terang˛ menyuluh muka hadek˛ tu yang dia memang hadek˛, for Sun, maybe that's enuff dan tak perlu nak susah˛ troublekan dirinya keluarkan hadek˛ tu dari closet. Cukup dalam diri Sun, yang dia tahu, kawan u ols tu sebenarnya hadek˛ yang TAKUT nak be all out dan prefers duduk dalam closet. Sometimes cam tu noq. Depa PREFER jadi cam tu. Memang la kita pun tak syok kan, tapi, what to do? Pilihan dia... kan? Apa apa pun, GOOD LUCK!!! Hihihih! Mati la mek!
I hope this entry will help. Ehehehe...

TU DIA! Kalau dah make up cam nih, still kata "NO, I'm not a clown" MRASALAH SIMBAH AIR JER KAT MUKA DIA AND CAKAP "WAH! Dasyat! Muka u ols TETAP macam tu walaupun mek simbah air 3 baldi! TERBUKTI U OLS MEMANG BUKAN CLOWN AND U'RE NOT WEARING MAKE UPS, KAN!? Sorry u ols! MY BAD!" kan!? Hahahaha...
Owh and PS: Yang pasal nak join gathering tu - sure sure. Boleh, no hal. Email me your number, nanti mek leh sms kalau ade gatherings ke ape ke. And plus, why not join us kat tagboard and get to know everyone around here. Eh but wait, kalau u satu office ngan Adam mek tu (opps! Adam MEK la? MATI LA MEK!), meaning to say, you ols tak leh masuk tb, KAN? Tak per - apa apa pun, just email mek. Ask Adam for my email add... nah? :DJANGAN KETINGGALAN!!!
Kini Berlangsung!
Kini Berlangsung!

BLOGGERS IDOL 2006

Posted at 9:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah











| Rakuten August 3, 2006 12:12 AM PDT merasaa... dilemma seorang hadek2... yes memang susah utk kuar drpd closet tuh lelebih lagik kalau muka jantan hazab... tak pasai2 dicarut bagai nanti kan... hahahaha... kalau canteq cam kak lea tuh takper laa... voleey ? ahaks... somehow the same thing happened to my junior as well... kunun nyer takmo ngakud dirinyer hadek2 worst ngaku str8 lagik... hambeek kau... dah terang tang tang kawan dia sumer nyer patah2 tp manten str8 nih... last2 dia kantoi jugak laa... and he finally mengaku yg dia tuh hadek2 siap ada "buah hati" lagik... merasaa... last2 merangkak kat aku jugak kaaan~~~ la la la... tp sekarang hadek2 nie bersepah2 spesisnyer... lagik berani drpd dulu... muka jantan cando pun still patah nie... hahahaha... opss... | ||
| sutheshkumar August 3, 2006 12:44 AM PDT lea!nak join gak gathering! bleh x? pls2....*innocent eyes* | ||
| Nurlea Laurielle August 3, 2006 01:50 AM PDT sutheshkumar : u ols!Kalau ade future gaths, I'll be sure buat entry/ announcement about it. So kalau dah tahu nanti, join sajork... :D | ||
| ADamDryx@Serdang August 3, 2006 03:42 AM PDT To Rain, Kalau dia tak nak ngaku hadek2, biaq pi dia lah.... yang hang nak gak suruh dia out of closet ngapanyer??? Hadoilahhh.... Ni lah dia kalau pompuan... I rasa, samada someone tu out or not, dia tak akan menyusahkan sesiapa... lainlah kalau pada masa yg sama ngaku str8 tapi dok ngorat bf hang ... tu lainlah.... or is that what happened now?? My Lady, cuba korek sikit! Hhahahah!! <b>ADam Dryx</b> | ||
| duchess of nowhere August 3, 2006 12:01 PM PDT mak sujud u ols bile mendapat tahu u ols ade PEMINAT katanya .... adeh .. mrasalah aku peminat die hard no satu hang .. hahahahahah err.. nak autograf lea! .. hihi | ||
| Nurlea Laurielle August 3, 2006 12:58 PM PDT Sial sangat duch! CARUT LEY!?!??!?!? ko awas yer! | ||
| husz August 3, 2006 10:27 PM PDT okay my fren nie walaupon bukan hadeq hadeq .. tapi from the first time i jumpa dia.. memang dah rasa dia nie Gay.. tapi tak berani plak nak cakap apa2.... member2 yg lain pulak tanya aku dia gay ke tak lol... tapi biasa la diplomat .. i said "itu i takleh cerita" anyway.. it took me years,.. skrang dia dah ngaku kat diri sendiri dia gay... cuma tgh pilih siapa, bila and how to come out. anyway.. i bukan buat apa2 pon .. bukan paksa dia.. tapi I just live my life, try to include him. Biar dia nampak walaupon gay, masing2 masih punya takdir sendiri | ||
| Lee Novotny @ office August 4, 2006 12:46 AM PDT Ada sebab lah tu kan dia tak ngaku..mak pun kalau kena memang berasap jugak telinga ni. bagaikan pot call the kettle black gittew... Ntuh...kalau dia degil gak, nak buat camna?? maybe dia lembut saja tapi dia still str8?? Ada ke?? :P | ||
| Nurlea Laurielle August 4, 2006 02:13 AM PDT Husz, thanks nah for sharing with us your part tu... :D | ||
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