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Friday, May 06, 2005

Dialah Abangku - The End...

Sedutan "Dialah Abangku" - Part 1

Bermula lah kes mek mencaras mukanye dlm mIRC; I purak2 menyamar jadik GWM (gay white man- as abang mek memang RAMAI, and I DO SAY, RAMAAAAI kawan mat salleh dari Malays or Malaysians... so mek had that strong feeling dia taste GWM!) dan mek mengayat lahhh lawyer yang baru 2 3 tahun bekerja itiew dan bergelar Latin Dance Champion itiew! Hehehehe...

Nak tahu apa mek caras kat muka dia!? Eheheeh - tunggu sambungannya nanti... Mueieueiueieueieueieu..............

DIALAH ABANGKU - Part 2

As much as I wanted to type in the full details ape yang mek chatkan dengan abang mek tu, I guess - I can't. Sah sah bende nih way back years and years ago. Apa u ols pikiaq, mek leh ingat sangat ka in details? So what I can only do, mana yang mek ingat, mek type jer lah. Yang selebihnye, just pretend those were the things yang mek chat ngan abang mek tu, ok? Points maybe there, tapi ala ala the exact words used, tak der lah. So... go figure la ek... :) And mek dinch mau cerita sarat barat segala mala semua tau. I'm just gonna highlight bebende yang punting jer tau! Ehehehe

GWM-KL30 (ME!!!): Hie. Care for a chat? (Ok - the first msg from mek and the first reply from my brother tak mustahak - cuma penyedap rase jer... )
Ch*ps (MY BROTHER): Sure...

GWM-KL30 : Location?
Ch*ps : USJ (HELLO!? Motif cakap location SEBENARNYE!? Dia nih tak pandai nak cover ke?)

GWM-KL30 : Me too! (Saje mek propah... walhal I was in Shah Alam cc my uncle)
Ch*ps : Which part? Me USJ14. (Haiyoh! PERLU KE INI LAGI!? MIGHT AS WELL CAKAP Goodyear Court 9 terus! Kan senang!? Or, or... asal tak cakap apartment number terus, kan? Keji tau!)

GWM-KL30 : What a surprise... I'm in Court 10 (VERY DER mek play along ngan abang aku nih!)
Ch*ps : IC...

GWM-KL30 : Care to trade a selfpic? (Nyeh, at that point, mek dah kelam kabut carik gambaq mat salleh memana dalam net, ala ala spedorama nih menipu, and luckily, he bought it! Ehehehe - tak sia sia aku kelentong dan go underground. Eh? Undercover lah... isk)
Ch*ps : Sure... here's mine... (NAHHHH!!!!! Jengjejenggg!!! ADIK DAH AGAK! Memang betoi abang aku! Sah sah pic dia kasik tu pic kat London! Mek kenal sangat pic itiew! Keji nye. Tak pandai cover lah dia nih. Dia tak tau ke adik dia MAY BE chatting with him dalam keadaan penyamaran lalatz!??!?! Nak kata bodoh, LAWYER kejenye. Nak kata tak celik IT - Could be jugak.. ehehehe)

GWM-KL30 : Nice - wanna meet up? (The 'Nice' one tu I said immediately lepas tgk pic dia. The 'wanna meet up' tu, I said like - after 5 to 10 minutes of plain, dull, boring 'get to know each other better' chat thingie. You know, like, 'Where do you hang around' lah, 'What do you do, and where do u work?' lah - and YES he went and answered keje LAWYER in KL... kejis tau! Kata hide in the closet! Sah sah closet dah reput, that's why can detect kot celah2 lubang. Ngok tul lah! Tapi mek suke mek suke mek suke!)
Ch*ps : Sure - time and place (HAIYOH! YANG INI MEK MEMANG CAKAP BEBETUL DIA YANG CAKAP! Very der desperados ker dia nih!? Kejis tau!)

GWM-KL30 : The Mall, Putra Place... 5pm... can you make it? (Mek berani mampos nih!!!)
Ch*ps : Sure... I'll be there. Here's my digits, just in case. May I have yours? (HAIYOH!!! KASIK NUMBER PHONE NIH! Mek tak perlu lah! Sah sah aku ade phone number hang, silly! Ehehehehe- Hang tu jer tak der phone number GWM make believe nih, kata hatikiew, sambil gelak2 suka riang kanak2 Ribena Berrys nih!)

GWM-KL30 : So I'll see u later?
Ch*ps : You bet... -n-

Dah habis? BELUM u ols! I may have got his digits from the chatroom, I may have got his photo, tapi, kerangkalian still it wasn't him, tu, tetap ade. Mana tau, kawan2 dia ke, ape ke, anything was possible at that time, kan???

So apa lagik - I drove back home. Yes, he was at home... still on the PC. Mek masuk bilik mek, then siap2, called a friend, suruh my friend belakon dtg umah mek, ajak mek keluar... So, tak der lah nampak sangat ape2 kan? So kawan mek also datang lah - purak2 ajak mek keluar nih...

"Abang N... J kuar sat nah ngan my friend... " Mek sekadar menginformkan lahanat itiew... tapi bangsat tul - dia leh reply NAN ADO!!! CUMA "HmmH" jer sambil tangan still kat keyboard - mata still kat PC... chis! Sentap tak!? Macam, I tak wujud tu! Hish! Tak per, tak per Abang N a.k.a Ch*ps!!! I'll see u LATER! Tahu la kau tinggi rendahnye langit dan bumi dan don't play2 with ur adik! THAT'S IT!

Mek kuar somewhere after lunch - so that gave him plenty of time to get ready. Mek also, tetap mengambil kesempatan shopperina di itiew The Mall. Pusing pi pusing mai, me ngan my friend, dan another 3 joined, the five of us duduk lah kat food court kat atas itiew, sembang2, dan gossip2 ala ala seperti di InfoGossip.net nih, (e eh? Sempat nihhh promo IG secara meluas. IG memang kena bayaq mek gaji jadik promo exec. Ehehehe). So anyways, dalam dok borak2 tu, mek tgk2 jam, VERY DER lambatnye nak sampai 5pm. One of my friend noticed yang I macam gelisah mimpi gittiew... terus mula lah detik2 berkaknam bersama kengkawan (kaknam - gossip - busybusykanbody)

"J, you nih asal? Very the tak senang duduk je? Senak perut ka?"
"Senak perut apenye kalau every 10 seconds tgk jam... ko nih!" sampuk another friend...
"Tak lah... am expecting somebody... and something BIG is about to happen..."
"Ape dia??? Cakap lah- ko nih - suka nak simpan2 dalam peti ais! Kang beku citer ko tu, sia sia jer dari citer panas membara sensasi, jadik ketulan2 ice!" very der tau my friends all very the kaknam sangat. Should I tell? Maybe I shouldn't... OWH! FUDGE! Maybe I SHOULD! Lebih menarik kalau ramai2 yang serbu abang mek! Mek suke mek suke!
"Cam nih... ingat tak dulu hampa nampak abang mek and you guys like cakap abang ku tu ala ala PLU gayboy hide in the closet thingie?... Well.. hear this... " terus nihhhh mek berinfogossip.net (PROMO LAGIK!? Can somebody from IG.net tolong take not usaha murni mek dalam mempromokan Forum IG nih? Ehehehehe) saaaaaaaaampai lah almost 5pm!

"HEY! Dah nearly 5! Hang nak jumpa abang hang tu kat mana J?" Thanks Gods (bak kata Siti - no offence, mek also peminat setia Siti Nurhaliza ok! Booo sama itu Ginger yang panggil Siti 'Siti-upid'... maaati la ko G!). Anyways, Thank God kawan mek ingatkan mek. So apa lagik, kami semue lintang pukang lari turun ke bawah ground floor nih... kan ade Delifrance kat g.floor itiew kalau tak silap mek lah. But I know I was supposed to meet him somewhere kat depan entrance itiew. So anyways... nah!!! Mek dah nampak dia. Dia also nampak mek! Cuak ok muka dia. Mek purak2 bising2 ngan kawan2 mek as we walked towards him...

"J... what are you doin' here?"
"Like hello? This is Malaysia and it's a free country? Get the point?"
"I know lah... " jawab abang mek sambil tgk jam...
"Expecting anyone???" mek sindir dia very derrrrrr punye!
"Yah- kinddof... "
"He's not coming..."
"Excuse me? Who's not coming?"
"Perlu ke I cakap lagi? Abang N - I KNOW.... believe me I DO!"
Muka abang mek tetibe merah pedam nih!!!! Either MARAH or MALU? Kawan2 mek dah senyum2 sinis dah nih...
"Still tak percaya? Well - let see now. Erm, GWM-KL30 ade msg utk u. 'Dearest Ch*ps... I couldn't make it to see you at 5 at The Mall. Something came up. I had to send your brother to meet u up and tell you this... ' mek sambung... MEK SUKE MEK SUKEEEEEEEE!!!
"J - you'll pay for this! We'll continue this at home!!!" Nyeh, dia marah mek nyah kaw kaw kat situ, lantang ok suara dia tetibe macam very drama queen emo gittu. Eh? Itu kan mek? Haiyoh - I must have got that DQ attributes from my bro la nampak gayanya....

Dah habis? BELUM lah! Balik rumah malam tu. NAHHHH! PERANG DUNIA DUA BERADIK OK! Tapi, mek maintained cool je (For the first 3 minutes jer lah). Mana ade mek bamboo dia balik (at first) - dia jer serang hendap ngan mek nih (mek balas LEPAS tu). Poommpaanngg poommpanngg dia maki muka mek.... mek sentap nih mek sentap! Perlu ke dia nak emo pasal hal chat tu? I had some other bigger issues to bamboo him back! In the end...

"Dah? Dah habis marah? Listen here Abang N. All this while, I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT I AM ONE. And all this while I KNOW THAT YOU ARE ONE TOO but I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I KNOW YOU ARE ONE! THAT's why I just had to find out more! AND that's why I did what I did..."

"YOU KNOW I KNOW, KNOW WHAT!?!?!?" maki lagi aku, haiyoh! THAT'S IT! Maaati la ko!

"Hey hey hey! I'm not finished! Haashhyyy! - To answer your q, I know you know I like men and so do you! HAPPY!? So anyways - LISTEN to what I have to say about all this. I WANT to be close to you again. I wanna be able to sit down, melawak like we used to do. I want us to be so close, I could come back home and mengadu dengan u pasal men, bfs... sex... anything! I want that sooo bad - you pushed me away eversince u left for boarding school. Our distance yang buatkan I curious to find out more about u - its like getting to know a stranger. Walhal, you abang I! I envy some of my friends - why? It seems that they can talk just about anything and everything dengan siblings diaorang. BOTH OF US!? ADO!? (ok that ADO thing was tambahan.. ehehe). Its like - macam tak der abang. Dah la BOTH of us tak rapat dengan our first abang, now us also tak rapat? Cukup lah I've been like soo distance from you for the past 10 years Abang N! I KNOW you're gay! SO AM I! Why can't we be close like we used to be!? Why? Sebab you envy me, being 'manja' with bapak and mama and I can have everything I ever wanted? And you had to earn what you have now, the hard way? Oh please la- alasan pathetic! You know I'm the youngest boy in the family! So what? Accept the fact that I'm the youngest boy in the fam lah. So!? Apa lagi you tak puas hati Abang N!? Cakap lah!?!?! Lets be allll out malam nih!!!!" - Haiyoh - mek bebetul mengamuk time tu sbb mek pendam jer selama 10 years, those rindus I had for him - tetiber boom dia maki hamun mek sebelum nih - terus mek panas sundel - and terus mek all out dengan dia.

Dari kes penyamaran nih - tgk lah - dua beradik bergaduh besar - which, we didn't have in yeaarssss. Semua yang terpendam, keluar habiissss kakpiah malam tu. Semua keluar - macam2 lagi mek tak taip. Hal isi hati dia yang tannak be all out sebab tannak kecikkan hati my parents...

"You don't have to be ALLL OUT lah Abang N! But at the same time - don't deny it and don't push me away! You know I'm like you... You know it, kan!? Lagi nak tolong J ketepi!" Very der drama swasta sangat malam itiew...

Apa kesudahannye??? Hmmmm....... (No don't worry, no Part 3. Ehehehe. Kenape, nak part 3 ke? Sudeh! Sah sah OUATIWTS Episode 5 mek also tergendala gara2 ini Part 2- eheheheh).

Kesudahannya malam itiew - well, let's just skip the nangis2 part, peluk2 part - and what not... cukup mek cakap kat sini, yang both of us rapat gile2 babeng lepas malam tu, which buatkan our parents terkujat kejaps tapi tak lama - like, "Owh - ok - so they're getting along well with each other...so?" haaa.. cam tu la. On the other hand, my abang sulung very the suspecting sehsuatuhs pasal me ngan my abang N, yang dari non-existance mode tetibe to super-dooper-coolie-friendly mode nih! Hmmmm - I don't blame him. Ehehehe - But apa yang mek tahu - after that night, up till now, my Abang N - the best abang in the world! Tapi sayangnya bangsat tu kat London now! Kejis tau. Banyak kali dah dia suruh stay ngan dia kat sana. Tapi tah la... family mek, parents mek.. kengkawan mek kat sini semua, how? Dia.. lain lah - kengkawan majority kat sana, tolak family and parents je kat Malaysia nih, the rest, dah tak penting bagi dia. "Siap dah ke tempahan/reservarsi tanah nak buat kubur kat sana tu???" selalu mek melawak cam tu ngan dia... dan dia always akan balas "Tannak join ke?" Babi kan? Ehehehe - at least - dari kes curious murious nih - it didn't kill me, like how it killed the cat. Instead, dari kes nak caras muka my own abang - I ended up 'getting back' the abang yang once pernah hilang from life....


Abang N - I know u're reading this - I love u... always... and excuse me, bile nak send that XXX mags to mek yang mek pesankan hari itiew, with the dildos? Kowser tau ponen nih! Cepat UPSkan kat mek!! SEGERA!

OOPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah





Posted at 1:45:08 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

faizaru
May 6, 2005   02:20 AM PDT
 
mek nk gelak boleh tak?
Nurlea LaurielleŽ
May 6, 2005   02:40 AM PDT
 
Motif gelak? Lawak bod bod ke cerits mek? Ker u ols nak gelak pasal ENDING bodoh tu? Ehehehehehehehehehe - betul u ols! Dia still owe me that dildo dia janji nak belikkan kat mek! Ehehehe
LeeZ di Rumah
May 6, 2005   05:13 AM PDT
 
hmmm... ada jantan belikan mak dildo ... motifff???
Rya
May 6, 2005   10:03 AM PDT
 
adek beradek kalau gaduh tak lama tahannyer...tarching sungguh criter kak lea
shay
May 6, 2005   11:05 AM PDT
 
apsal u ols nak dildo..hihihi...
tapi citer bes...apsal takde gegambars abg N dah..alaaaaaaaaaaa
katdah.warriors
May 6, 2005   02:32 PM PDT
 
lea.. kan ke me dah cakap.. taruk gambar.. mana nye wehh ?? kan readers dah tanya..!
dildoe
May 7, 2005   04:26 PM PDT
 
hi lea, whats the dildo for.. : )
uculer
May 9, 2005   02:21 AM PDT
 
touching nye.... :((
ChiChi PaRee
May 16, 2005   12:12 AM PDT
 
aiyo.. with the "i know,u know,that i know, that u don't want ppl to know, that.. on n on n on... fyuh!! i've heard this confession once upon a time ago.. guess i got the facts wrong kot?? .. i thought this happened in london sweetie??? u told me u met him at victoria square pe ke puki tah.. salah facts kot i? ey minah.. cepat sket datang sinie and bring the wigs and the heels and the elastic dresses(for me kot, very the plumpy-plumpish now aiyo! ).. lets go n paint the town red!

p/s: i enjoyed every bit of it.. u should start publishin' ur own stuff ya know.. u'd make a fortune out of it.. i can already picture it.."life as it is.. by lea laurielle GODIVA" HAHAHAH



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