Tangkap haponye? Ala - remember kisah CPU office hilang? Ahhh yes! Ini latest update! Binatang yang bertanggungjawab membawa keluaq cpu dan lappy toppy mek itiew dari office (biarpun Kak Jah ado tgh sebok di office sebelah katanya...) telah berjaya diberkas semalam. Apa kes?

8.25pm Last night, mummy went out dari rumah, with our maid - to rumah Abang Long. Daddy went out terlebih awal since he wanted to go masjid dulu for Maghrib and then baru dia nak pi umah abang Long. As for me, well, since CPU in my room at home pun kena curi (hehehe, in a good manner la kot sebab pencuri tu curi sebab dia nak tambahkan rem dan install few stuffs plus dia nak reformat the pc - hiks!), so mek dinch have much alternatives but to spend my Saturday night depan Astro kat main hall. So in other words, am all alone at home...

Dari luar rumah mek, org would guessed that... "Mesti nan ado org kat umah sebab tinggal satu kete jer. The other 3 cars tak der pun? Setahu mek, 3 penghuni dalam umah nih sajork yang drive - the father, the mother, the son and the driver. Mesti semua keluar. And plus, gelap gulita sajork rumah? Tinggal lampu porch jer? Confirm nan ado org..."

Somewhere 10 or 15 minutes later, as I was watching James Bond 007 - Moonraker, right after Stephord's Wives (motif nak be in detail nih? LOL!) I thought I heard something. Kat sliding door main hall - ade grill. Grill tu dipadlockkan... THAT'S what I heard. I heard the padlock berbunyik kling kling as it kena the grill. And as I turned around to look, I saw the curtain was like, moving... "Owh well - daddy mesti lupa nak tutup sliding door tu lagi as usual. And as usual, Kak Tri or Mummy mesti lupa nak tutup also when either one of them pulled the curtain tadi. Owh nevermind, biarkan sajork. Windy siket..." Pap! Sambil tampar nyamuk. Chimpeng...

So mek continued watching James Bond 007 Moonraker kat Astro channel 40 HBO kot... (Motif nak be specific and detailed tapi masih ade 'KOT'??? LOL!). And then suddenly the phone berbunyi...

Dengan tema lagu iringan citer RAHSIA yang Noor Kumalasari tu berlakon kat PD tu dulu tu, mek mencapat telephone umah mek yang cordless tu... (motif nih dah macam citer thriller dah? LOL! Over lah drama!)

"Hello?"

"Is everything alright at home?" kedengaran suara mummy, persis cuak... MOTIF!?

"Errr... yeah? Why ek?"

"Our neighbour called. She said she saw someone climbing our gates and entering our compound... "

NAH! THAT'S IT! Mek pulak dosi cuak. Like, hello? AM ALL ALONE AT HOME!!! Hello!?!?!?!

"Errr... eemmm... Mama... did... erm... did you, or Kak Tri lupe nak erm, tutup the glass sliding door ptg tadi???"

"Nope - mama yang tutup sliding door tu lepas bapak masuk ptg tadi... awat?"

NAHH!!! Then how come it's open now???? As mek was talking to my mom, mek nak gi jenguk kat sliding door tu. Sebab kalau ikutkan material curtain tu, its one of those white and with flowerish motif thingie, membuatkan mek susah nak nampak what's behind it. Couple of feet away dari sliding door tu jer, mek dgr tapak kaki running. HA! HAMEK! Terjerit aku kat situ. Terus rasa nak pengsan (OVER LAH time² cam tu rase nak pengsan! LOL!)

"Bukak lampu semua!!!! - go outside and check!!!" kerah mummy...

"Mama, Bapak and the rest semua on the way balik now..." sambung nya lagi.

Mek ape lagi, ON semua suis yang ado dalam umah. Segala lampu bilik, main halls, living rooms, dining room, kitchen, gate, SEMUA mek bukak lampu!!!! No more OFF OFF OFF here and there. It's time to ON ON ON ON ON!!!!!!!!!

And then, berbekalkan tah kayu ape tah yang dah memang ade kat kitchen behind the fridge tu (mati la propah baseball bat kat Ginger - LOL! Masalahnye, kalau yer pong baseball bat, SAPA yang main baseball dalam umah tu tatau!? LOL!) and mek kuar with a flashlight... keluar tak sampai 5 langkah jer, mummy called again...

"Kak Rodi cakap (Kak Rodi is my neighbour's inlaw. Dia dengan husband dia *anak kepada neighbour mek yang Tan Sri itiew ler* tgh drive melintasi our house nak balik ke rumah diaorang yang couple of blocks away dari rumah parents diaorang yang next to our house itiew, yang also telah dicerobohi malam Jumaat hari itiew, when she saw a guy climbing our gate...) org tu keluar dari kerera Kancil KBD***3. IT'S THE SAME CAR yang kita suspected pecah masuk your office, remember!?!? Where are u now?"

"Am outside lah! Tadi suruh keluar and tgk²..."

"FORGET WHAT I SAID - get back into the house and lock the doors!!! He could be armed!!! Wait for us!"

HAH!!! Tunggu lagik. Larik lintang pukang mek jadiknye. So while waiting for my parents, my abang long and semua to arrive, mek terduduk jap. Sambil sambung tgk Jame Bond tu, ala ala it got me thinking japs...

"IF this asshole yang tgh berlegar kat luar umah aku nih, the same f*ker yang masuk my office... HURM, APA MOTIF semuanya nih!?!?!?!? Kebetulan saja ka dia TERmasuk umah mek, yang dia sendiri tak tau yang umah dia tgh nak rompak tu adalah rumah pemilik kedai / office yang dia pecah masuk somewhere 3 weeks ago? Nak sabotaj apa lagi nih!?!??!"

Tapi lagi lama mek pikir... mek dapat buat speku...

"Maybe diaorang have been following me all these while. No wonder diaorang masih berlegar kat bawah office mek, konon² buat tak tahu dan purak² makan buah kat gerai buah depan office mek tu *according to the kedai restoren mamak and also kedai dobi tu la, yang detected these idiots*. So meaning to say, memang dia dah planned la nih. Tapi apa motif? Doubt its sabotaj dah nih. Mek rase, kes office hari tu, kalau betul these three idiots were working for 'someone' ie another competing agency here in Kedah to sabo mek, mek rase kali nih depa bertindak atas their own free will. Hari tu rompak utk org. Kali nih nak rompak for themselve. Hmmm..."

Make sense kan? Owh well - nevermind that. Yang penting - HELLO!? Where are these ppl lah!?!? PHONE berbunyik lagik katanya...

"Dah... semua dah ok dah. Come out now. Pi umah Dato Sobri... depa dah tangkap pencuri tu..." It's Mummy!

AIH!? Sejak bila nih!? Apa kes!?!?!?!?!?

"Sure ke? Org yang sama? Ke, dua penyamun tried menyamun at the same time? Satu umah kita, satu umah Dato' Sobri?" mek masih cam tak percaya...

"It's the same one lah. The same one yang tried to masuk umah kita tadi, dia lah jugak yang curi cpu u hari tu! Dia dah mengaku! Now get here..."

BINATANG! Tunggu kau! Dah kena tangkap kan? NANTIKAN!!! RASAIIINN!!!!

Mek terus keluar, tak jalan dah nih. LARI terus nih ke rumah Dato' Sobri yang selang dua rumah dari my house. Sampai² jer, Rezal, anak Dato' Sobri tu tgh mengikat tangan dan kaki malaun itiew. Abang Long sebok pegang kayu apa tah (aik, dia pon ado kayu gak?), mummy was on the phone, Daddy was dengan Rezal dan budak setan tu, anak anak Dato' Sobri semua dok from a distance dok tgk setan gondol tu tried to escape lagi. Datin Liza was all kecoh² - haiyoh, that mak cik ah. Funny lah. LOL!... neighbours mula keluar rumah dan bukak lampu semua terang benderang. The whole neighbourhood macam... aiyoh. Meriah. Like, sebelum² nih, like, "20 years in Alor Star, have you ever seen a neighbour" sort of thingie! HIKS! 

Dan as semua org sebok itu ini, and semua dok tunggu Polis yang VERY DER lembabs katanya nak sampai di tempat kejadian, HAIYOH!, mek pon ape lagi. Setan tu dah terikat rapi, semua dah macam biarkan dia tersandar kat dinding gate tu... the coast is clear... mek menghampiri dia... dan...

"KAU SIAL! BINATANG! Ko tahu tak ko curik komputer aku tu ko tahu tak menyusahkan hidup aku! HANJENG! BABI! Tak der keje lain ke ha, mencuri jer keje ko ek!" mek dalam ala ala whispering, tapi sempat mek tolak kepala dia, dan tarik rambut dia... BABI!!!!!"

"E***, get away from him!" sampuk mummy, walaupun she was on the phone - as if like she knew... hiks...

"Wokayyy.... wasn't going to do anything pun..." sambung mek dan terus beredar... LA LA LA LA LA. Hiks! Ginger, STOP LAUGHING!

Pastu... mek nengok si Rezal tgh luka siket tu; adik dia tgh sapu ubat kat lengan dan siku dia... *PS: Yes, its the same Rezal/Rizal *opps, matila pecah lobang tukar nama semata² nak cover - yes, he's the same guy yang dulu dok bawak mek ngan  granny pi terawih dulu tu, remember? Hiks! Nih kesah lama nih... hiks!

"Are u ok?"

"Ok... tadak pa pa aih. Luka sikit ja..." jawab dia - control la tu...

"What happened???"

"Tadi... I tgh isap rokok lepas dinner tadi kat luaq. Pastu I nampak ada org lari dari ur house, lari ikut umah Tan Sri, pastu terus mencelah masuk umah kitaorang. Dia masuk jer compoud umah I, terus jer I terkam dia. Bergelut guling kejap la kami sebelum my dad keluar and helped me and then kitaorang ikat dia... "

Owhhhhhh kirenye, like, "MY HERO" la ni - ceh...

"You ok?"

"Huh? Me? Yeah I'm fine..." mek terjaga dari lamunan mek... gittiiew...

"Alhamdulillah. I heard you're all alone at home tadi. Mujur depa tak apa²kan you..." sambung Rezal

HELLO!? I was inside and they were outside!? Of course am ok! HIKS! But I thought Kak Rodi yang called my parents? Owhhhhh - so they did. And Rezal and his parents/ family called the police pulak. Owh nowww I get it. Pa per jer. Janji haiwan sialan tu dosi ditangkap. *JELING KAT DIA NIH! MATI LA KAU KEJAP LAGI KENA KAT BALAI - tapi dok jeling², tgk² dia, macam, CAN DO LA PULAK? Mesti Ginger suke - ala ala taste dia tu, stock² abang². HIKS! Haiii kenapaaaa lah ko nih mangkuk hayun sangat? Muka cando, jadi pencurik! Baik lah ko jadik lelaki simpanan si Ginger, KAN!? LOL!

But tu baru sorang - meaning ade 2 ekoq lagi yang masih berkeliaran katanya dengan that Kancil KBD***3 tu. Hanjeng sangat! They managed to larikan diri in that Kancil. It was told that this idiot yang kena tangkap nih, DIA jer kononnye expert dalam hal menceroboh nih. Yang lagi 2 tu expert mengemudi kerete sajork. HAIYOH!

"Saya tanya la dia... awat yang cek buat keja lagu nih???" tetiber mek terdengar Datin Liza tu dok bersembang ngan mummy and all. Mek pasang telinga sajork dgr...

"Tau dia jawab apa? Dia nak beli susu utk anak dia... alahaiiii saya pun kata la kat dia. Cekkkk, kalau nak, habaq, makcik boleh bagi duit elok². Toksah mencuri semua nih..." sambung Datin tu lagi...

Tetiber jer mummy mencelahcaruttt katanya..."Ala... kalau dia mintak elok², u nak ke kasik kat dia Liza?" HAHAHAHAH! My mom has a point there! LOL!!!

Some times later, 2 kereta polis Waja arrived (FINALLY!), and bawak setan tu ke balai. Rezal was asked to come along nak buat report...diajaknya mek temankan dia. E eh? Kuasa lahhh aku nak ikut pi balai... hiks! (Yerrrrr Volks... I KNOW you mesti akan suruh I ikut kan??? Hehehe...)

We ols believe that this idiot and his 2 companions dah buat keje nih lama. Nak kata secara kebetulan dia nak mencuri rumah mek, tanpa ade pa per kaitan dengan kes kecurian kat office mek, I DONT THINK SO la kan. So anyways, depa nih la yang kitaorang suspect masuk umah Tan Sri sebelah umah mek tu mlm Jumaat baru lepas hari tu... and melarikan diri melalui garden umah mek. Sebab Tan Sri tu personally kejar malaun tu, tapi tak dapat. It was malam tu la yang Tan Sri tu terpekik² nama my dad and we got up semua (well, it was malam yang mek keluar dengar Chef Aduka, Zack Zali and Tok Wan Rock tu ke JC tu la... but it happened before I went out) and noticed my beemer yang tak berkunci tu, all doors tak ditutup rapat. Funny, tak penah pulak recall pintu kerete beemer tu tak ditutup rapat. Pastu as mummy dok buat gardening ptg semalam kot, she noticed putung rokok Dunhill and also plastic minuman air bali katanya. So meaning these idiots dok wandering around my house dah banyak kali kot? Tapi as G and mek dok gelak over the phone lepas kejadian semalam, mek called her, and we both thought of the same thing. These idiots memang IDIOTS! Buat keje, and then leaving traces behind, kan? And sambil nak menyamun dan menyangak, ade ke boleh buat feeling² leisure bawak bekal air bali katanya!?! Hanjeng sangat!

Whatever it is - CPU memang la gone for good. Memang ler, kalau dosi jumpa the pencurik pon, I think the cpu dah jadik 16 bahagians dah kot by now, KAN? Tak kisah lah - janji kami dosi dapat dah penyangak yang buat keje tu. SO INI akan memudahkan investigations katanya ketua polis Kedah itiew yang kawan Daddy and Abang Long. Tapi masalahnye, 2 ekoq lagi tu dok merayau terlepas katanya. Tapi, yer lah, sekoq dah kena tahan, lagu 2 tu, erm, tak lama la tu. KAN? Hiks!