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Sunday, March 26, 2006

Caught Red-Handed?


"I love you too... three, four, five... infinite! Hehe. I'll see you in couple of days ek Sayang? Promise kat B, you'll be good, ok? Sayang nak notti², dengan B jer tau - tunggu B balik k?"... katanya si Intan, ala² penutup bicara perbualan telefon bersama shuben (teman lelaki) nya, Irman, sambil tersenyum sengih sampai ke telinga. Hodoh sangat perangai! Hiks!

"Haa Tan - ko kenapasal nih nyeh? Gile menghoyan? Tetiber sajork senyum bagai beghuk nih kenape!?" tetiber jer Zizi, teman sejawatannye tiba disisi, menegur Intan, yang lebih manje la kirenye dengan gelaran Tan. Yer, it's Zizi yang hadek², bukan Intan ek. Intan fyi, is a girl nah! Hiks!

"Tak der maknenye nyeh! Saje je senyum, cakap phone ngan laki mek, tak leh ker sundal?" balasnya Intan, ala² persis ponen berjaya bedah pookie - cakap pong dah seghupo maknyah dah! Hiks! Confused mak cik nih!

"Kowser tau! Cakap dengan laki, perlu la nak sengih bagai beghok jer aku nengoknye? Feeeeling kan kau Senah!" balasnya si Zizi... sentap la tu! LOL!

"Tak der lah nyeh - dah memang mek cam gitu perangainye, nak buat lagu mana lagik? Hehehe..."

"Bahagianya aku nengok ko ngan Irman, nyeh. Dosi brapa lama? Lama dah kan? Even before kau join the airline lagi, kan?"

"Yeap yeap - balik dari Paris trip kite nih, mrasalah mek dengan dia dah 6 tahun lamanya sundal. Kalau kawin, mrasalah dosi boleh buat hanak² bagai, KAN?"

Terus briefing room tu dipenuhi ketawa ngilai seorang perempuan ori, dan seorang perempuan jadian - apa kes!?

Yeap - si Zizi and si Intan nih, airline crew. Best friends lagi kaedahnye. Biaselah, some girls, prefer hadek² jadik best friends, kan? Hiks! So anyways, diaorang nih tgh tunggu briefing to start, katanya nak gi flight. Tapi tunggu punya tunggu - nah, bad news katanya! Flight last minute cancelled. MOTIF!? CDG (3 letter aiport/ station code for Paris - Charles De Gaulle International Airport) cancelled? Gile ke ape? Tapi gile² pun, for these two, mrasalah terloncat bagai kere kena belacan katanya. Yer lah, dinch perlu gi for that 5 days trip flight kaedahnye, kan? Mrasalah boleh kepulangan ke rumah sajork dan standby di rumah.

"Ko dah call laki ko dah nyeh?" sebok jer la si Zizi tanyakan si Intan, as they were about to reach Subang Airport (katanya naik shuttle bus dari KLIA ke Subang Airport, kan...)

"Tak lah nyeh. Mek rase mek nak surprisekan dia. Bukannye selalu mek dapat flight cancelled cam ginik. Hehehe..." sukanye si Intan tu... sanggup nak balik naik van transport send off katanya dari call laki suruh mai amik kat Subang Hub tu. Kejist...

And so - she reached Subang Hub, took the send off van, and terus dihantar balik ke USJ, ke rumah dimana dia tinggal bersama 2 orang kawannye yang lain - Irman dia ajak duduk sekali jer, sesuke... (semua crew, except for Irman la kan... engineer katanya you... mrasa!). Sesampainya di rumah, si Intan senyap² jer masuk rumah. Serious dia nih, bukan main nak surprisekan laki dia yang tersayang katanya. Hehehe... suke punye suke, nahhhh si Intan yang alih² disurprisekan... katanya...

"APE NIH!?!?!?!?!" Intan jerit bagai nak gile nih, when she opened the door to her bedroom, and saw Irman sedang senang lenang sedap enak bermadu kancah kasih asmaradana dengan orang lain - and somemore, it's not another girl! It's actually, another guy, HOW!?

"B... I... I... can... I can... explain..." katanya si Irman yang berbody muskul mampan dan kacak tu, tetiber jer cuak, very der gabra, pecah lobang sangat very der gagaps...

"EXPLAIN, WHAT!? That's you... you're a... a... WHAT IS THERE TO EXPLAIN!?" Intan bagai dirasuk - mati la mak esah!

"B... I thought you... you were, erm... were supposed to go for flight?" Haiyoh! Mati la Irman! Mati la mati!

"Don't you bloody dare change the subject! WHAT IS ALL THIS HA!?!"

"Ermmm... err... meet... err... my ermm..." ish! Apo kono ngan si Irman nih. Tak penah² gagap katanya... tetiber je - mrasalah ko mati mata tebeliak selepas gagap dan gagal kasik explaination katanya! Hiks!

"Meet your WHAT!? SEX BUDDY!? WHAT!? Tell me Im! TELL!"

"Yes... I mean, NO! Ish! Erm, he's just erm... he's erm, my erm... he's... ermm..."

"Owh for heaven's sake if you wanna lie, LIE QUICKLY!"

"I'm TRYING TO ok! He's a friend of mine... who.. ermm... he... ermm..."

"ISH! Irman! U're wasting your time, MY TIME TOO!" time nih memarah gile dah nih si Intan nih - nangis tak der, MARAHnye, aiyoh - boiler kan rosakkk mannnn kalau this type of boiling up!

Irman tertuduk terus, si other guy tu dosi siap berpakaian katanya, lalu lari turun and left the couple; yang sorang terduduk kempot, tutup muka dengan tapak tangan gagahnya itiew; yang sorang lagi, tercegak bak Sheila Rusli pegang watak mak tiri naik hangen - haiyoh! DRAMA! Classic! Mek sker mek sker! *mati la entry nih patutnye sedih, tapi mek rase, dosi hilang dah kesedihannye, gara² citer aku nih macam - tah, nak kata lawak pun tak sangat, but for surenye, dah tak sedih, KAN!? Mati la lari tema dan konsep! Hehehe...

"WELL!? Are you just gonna sit there and start crying, trying to avoid from explaining what is the meaning of all this? OR what!?"

"B... jgn la cam ni... I've been trying to tell you before this... that erm..."

"That WHAT!? You're a bi!? Owh my! All these while I dated, stayed with, had sex with, a bisexual guy who fucks another ass while I'm away - IS IT!?"

"B... please! Jgn la cam nih... let me explain..."

"EXPLAIN? I've been waiting for like half a decade for that and you still giving me that sad pathetic look, and nothing else! This is too much for me to handle now. PACK YOUR STUFFS, and get out! I MEAN IT! GET OUT! I don't wanna see you face in this house, ever again!!!" Over lah half a decade walhal 1/2 jam pong belom tau! Propah tau si Intan nih!

"But B..."

"NO BUT BUT NAH! Nak BUTT, go get that friend of yours punya butt! GO! I MEAN IT!"

Sedehynye si Irman - dihalau katanya. Mrasalah terus packing² bagai and as he nak keluar from the room...

"Irman..." sayu jer suara si Intan memanggil si Irman. See - semarah² mana pun, kalau dah sayang sangat², kan? Mestinye lah panas tu turun balik...

"Yes B???" jawabnya si Irman, sambil memusingkan muka/ badannye ke arah Intan... NAH!!!!! DICAMPAKKAN SESUATUH KE MUKA IRMAN KATANYA!

"TAKE THIS BLOODY BED SHEET WITH YOU! I TANNAK TIDUR MALAM NIH ATAS KATIL BERLAPIKKAN CADAR YANG U GUNAKAN UTK MENJUBUR TADI TU! PERGIII!!!!" Nahhh engkau! Boleh tahan gak dramanye si Intan ni, macam mek sajork? LOL!

Itu lah senarionya u ols - gf balik nak surprisekan bf, alih², nahhh engkau! Hamek! Bf memantat jubs jants lain katanya; isk isk isk. Ape kes!? Kalau mek la jadik Irman tu, isk, tah la - mek dinch akan bawak balik ciktan tu balik ke umah. Gile? Nih la jadiknye kalau bawak balik. Hotels kan banyak, motels pong ado - rumah tumpangan also ado. APA KES?

Well - lokasi bukan jadik masalahnya. Masalahnya skarang nih, kite nak nengok -

Why berlakunya kes² sebegini rupe?
Why men turn Bi?
Why diaorang sanggup menduakan gf?
Why choose nak ciktut jubs jants dari cikpom puks puks yang ado? (isn't this the same q, why men turn bi? Muahuahahahah...)

Semuanya mek believe, truly, ADE REASONSnye yang tersendiri. Memang nampak cam Irman yang perlu diblamekan, tapi - sabar dulu. Lets discuss...

Tapi... (mati la mek ade TAPI katanya...)

Why? And WHY TETIBER MEK NGANTUKS NIH!? Mrasalah mek ade jawapan utk soalan terakhir itiew. It's because, - owh look at the time,12:32am sudah - and so end lah Part 1. Heheh kaedahnye ade part 2!? Matila part 2 pasai beauty pageant tips tu pong belom buat, kan!? HAHAHA... mrasalah nantikan, CAUGHT RED-HANDED; Part 2, NAH!? Soon yerrr soon, mek janji *sambil buat pandang janji itiew endah tak endah jer - JANJI APOKAH ITIEW!?!? Janji Kie kah? Mati la mek - lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiii terus ke katil dan Zzzzzzz....








Posted at 11:31:03 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

BELLERINA TEOH
March 27, 2006   11:13 AM PST
 

aper kess nie?...Cam pernah ku dengar....keekekekekek...
uculer
March 27, 2006   11:18 PM PST
 
lmbtnye nk tunggu ari esok
Name
March 30, 2006   05:55 PM PST
 
wah, aku suka entry ni...mmg byk pengajaran kan dan beyond expectation. tapi, aku pun ok je kalo ada pompuan nak share laki ngan aku...hehehe



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