Click HERE to read Bangkok Trip - Day 3 (Part 1)

December 25th, 2005 - Day 3 PART 2

Yes u ols! Mrasalah mek dosi kembalik with part 2 and also sambungan terus menerus ke Day 4 (WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME la kan! HAHAHA!) So anyways, dalam part nih, mek akan citerkan panglaman mek selepas 1/2 jam rehat dalam bilik hotel on day 3 itiew, serta - my final day, Day 4.

So lepas memandian memandaan siap siapan segala bagai semua, mek pon, memulakan langkah dipersada mek dan keluar membinatangkan diri lagik katanya - hiks! Kalau tadik (in part 1) mek pergi merelaxkan diri di massage centre, mrasalah kali ini mek ke itiew sawana.

Basically, mek have a rough idea la kot how the place would be. Probably sebab mek dosi ade experiences ke sawana² di overseas, tetempat lebih vast like London, Amsterdamn, Frankfurt, Sydney, Melbourne (the list goes on actually. Hiks!) So mek tak der lah rase pa per sangat - cuma mek teruja to go to these places kat Bangkok piuler sebab aim nye, for Asian look la kan. So dalam listing mek, mek dosi ade beberapa tempat yang mek plan nak pergi...

Babylon
Soi Nantha off Sathorn Soi 1, 02-213-2108.



From the Malaysia Hotel parking lot make two right turns and a left (8 minute walk). World famous men's complex and sauna. Gym, restaurant, disco, internet access, jazz performances, parties. Facilities including swimming pool, sauna, steam, jacuzzi, dark maze, large gym, disco, fantasy spaces, private cabins and hotel rooms (in their Barracks section). International crowd.

Sauna Mania
35/2 Soi Pipat 2 (off Soi Convent), Silom, 01-817-4073.

Same lane and 5 or 6 blocks away from Eat Me Art Restaurant. Nearest Sky train station is Sala Daeng Station; MRT is Silom Station. Smaller then Chakran but nice and very clean. Entrance is on the 2nd floor. Dark rooms/maze on 3rd floor; steam, sauna and shower area and deck on 4th floor; and another deck on 5th floor.

39 Underground
Phahonyothin Soi 39 (between the Saphan Kwai Sky Train Station and Pradiphat Rd), 02-279-1511.

From the Saphan Kwai Sky Train Station, take Exit 1 and walk towards Pradiphat Rd, then take the 2nd lane on the right after AMB bank (less then 3 minutes). You will see the big sign for 39 Underground at the end of this small short lane. G/F has lockers, steam, sauna; 2/F has TV and a tiny gym area; 3/F dark rooms, 4/F roof top cruising area (most are not shy there). Cheap admission and popular with the local Thai crowd.

Chakran
32 Soi Ari 4, Phaholyothin 7 (5 minutes walk from V-Club and close by the Ari Sky Train Station), 02-279-1359, 02-278-5310



This multi-story facility features swimming pool and large jacuzzi, steam and dry saunas, well-equipped gym, restaurant, poolside lounge, private cabins, mazes and video theater. Beautifully designed with exotic details, textures and colors -- a leisure and pleasure oasis.

Ok - enuff sunda info-gibek yang dibawa secara past tense oleh Nurlea Laurielle di http://www.lealaurielle.blogdrive.com! AHAKS!

So so, mek dok budget lah nak pi either one of these 4 places. Semuanya mek baco macam ala² menariques sangat. Tapi mek had to narrow down la kan kepada 1. Takkan la mek nak masuk semua sawana dalam masa beberapa jam sajo? Mau nya mek kempot. So mek pon narrow la down - since mek di Silom/ Suriwongse, mek budget tannak pergi jauh². Mrasalah Chakran dan 39 Underground itiew jauh katanya, walaupun Chakran yang mek rasa paling VA VA VOOM! So nak buat cam mano, lain kali la kot kan. So that leaves only Babylon and Sauna Mania. Sauna Mania tu kirenye lebih dekat dari Babylon, sebab Sauna Mania itiew very der kat Convent Street itiew, just sebelah Silom sajo. Jalan also sampai. Tapi memandangkan reputasi Babylon itiew melerts, dan since it's not as far as Chakran and  39 Underground, so mek cakap, why not pi Babylon... DULU. (Note the word DULU yer. HEHEHE!) So mek pon pi la - naik itiew tut tut katanya. Hanjeng sangat. WHY? The driver tu very der kasar sunggoh bawak tut tut itiew. Dah la muka tak candiew! Kalau candiew, leh la mek makhapkan, kan?! HEHEHE.

So sesampainya mek di Babylon, (well actually the tut tut pon dinch hui di manakah Babylon itiew WALAUPUN mek kasik dia map segala bagai nih! Tapi I think since the map was in English, mrasalah tak gherti baca, KAN?). So in the end, the tut tut dropped me off kat Hotel Malaysia itiew. So mek pon jalan la pi Babylon. MEMANG meriah sundel! Vast sangat buildingnya (ok, I might just be a little bit TOOO exaggerating katanya tapi it's true la, memang elok pon building nye dari luar, tapi tak der lah VA VA VOOMLY VAST katanya, kan!?! Hehehe) So anyways, mek gaya nak masuk sajo, terdetik hati mek suruh pi tempat lain. TAK TAU pasai pa sundel! Seriously, like, BERAT sangat nak masuk. Macam, could it be the entrance fee? THB250? Or mek tgk yang dok lepak kat ground floor tu semua cam hadek² sajo, which automatically turned me off kot? TAH LAH - yang penting, mek jeling pi jeling mai, amik businesscard kat entrance counter itiew, and then tahan tut tut dan pi balik ke Convent Street. MOTIF!? Mek pon tak pasti - serious u ols. Macam tingtongs sangat kan!? Tapi yang penting, mek dosi tahu kat mana itiew Babylon! Tak pa - next time ado lagiks. Hiks!

So tak per lah - mek pon pi la ke Convent Street tu dan cari SAUNA MANIA (sesuai - mania? Maniac? MEK MEMANG TGH TINGTONG elok sangat la masuk sitiew! LOL!) Jalan nak masuk ke arah Sauna Mania itiew very der macam perkampungan, and kalau sekali pandang, tak prasan pon the building tu is actually Sauna Mania itiew. Mek terpaksa ikut sorang mamat depan mek nih yang mek budget gibek also, dan dia laju sajo masuk ke building tu. Mek celikkan mata mek besaq², nah - memang betoi pon - SAUNA MANIA!

Entrance fee was way way cheaper dari Babylon (I VONDER VHY hmmmm) -THB105. That's like, RM10? Otot² pong dosi RM25, kan? RM10 nih dah macam U2 and LEO in Penang, OPPS! Tapi... jgn tak tahu - biarpon THB105, tapi the place, AIYOH! MEREMBES!!! Meletop sundel! Mujuq mek tak masuk Babylon, kalau idak sia² THB250 katanya, sedangkan mek boleh bayao THB105 ke Suana Mania itiew.

1st floor (ground flood NAN ADO. Dari Ground floor itiew, naik tangga, ke 1st floor... baru jumpa entrance) - lepas masuk entrance dia, ado la gym space (mek rase skadar cukup syarat jer depa buat tempat gym tu, macam lahhh orang nak pi sangat! Sah sah dari pi Gym, baik pi 'pump' kat atas, KAN? Opps!) and there were lockers, loads of them. Naik 2nd floor, itiew are bilik gelap itiew - got loads of rooms and etc. Naik satu lagi floor, ermm... japs jap mek nak ingat. Owh yes, saunas, steam room, shower room, dark room katanya, and open space area within lush greenery scene... siap ade kasik minum and makan nih! MEK SUKE! Naik 4th floor, erm, ape ek? Owh yes - HUTAN katanya diaorang buat landscape melerts sundel! Ala² mung mau feeling maing dalam hute? PI LA NAIK ATAS TU! HAHAHAHA! Tarzan katanya! LOL!

The place was not bad - (tak payah la mek detailkan apo mek buat, tak der maaaaaaaaknenye pong kalau mek bagi tau pong!) tapi YANG PENTING, kul 7.00pm, ade announcement katanya ala² inflight announcement itiew. TAPI MRASALAH IN THAI! Haram satu patah pong aku tak paham. Pongprang pongprang - aku dok ingat ape kes semua orang dok turun. Waktu tu mek kat floor ke tiga kot, tgh dok baring2 sambil isap rokok... Pastu mek tgk semua orang rushing nih turun nih. Awat tatau!? Mek pon pi la CIO (check it out!). RUPO²nya, 2nd floor yang hosts many many many many rooms and all dark segalanya itiew, RUPANYA, SUDAH MENJADI ZONE BOGEL! Ewww! YES you ols - NO TOWELS ALLOWED KATANYA! Hanjeng kan!? Ngeri ok tapi TETAP LAH mek kepit dan jalan² dalam itiew - OPPS! LOL!

And so, selepas makan 2 kali, dan 'makan' 2 kali jugek - opps!, by 8.45pm nearly 9pm, mek pon berambus balik katanya. Jerit "AKU PUAS"? Addinch kali ini. Kali ini mek jerits, "YES U OLS! MEK BERJAYA MENGAPOM! Oppps!" Lariiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Lari pi mana? BALIK HOTEL la sundel! Mek pon balik la pi hotel nih. Mandi manda kasik bersih bagai semua, had some juice with some bread katanya pengalas perut (LAPAR LAGI KATANYA!) - then mek pergi la ke Silom road itiew, kat one of those Soi Siloms again. Yeap, TELEPHONE lor, mana lagik! HIKS! Tapi tak lama sebab mek suddenly had that urge nak pi tgk show katanya... And so lepas minum, mek pon pi la Twilight Zone kat Suriwongse itiew. Dan malam tu, mek determined sangat nak masuk BOY BANGKOK! Nahhhh! PILIHAN TEPAT! Heheeh...

Mek kan dok gila nak tgk SHOW as in real, diva SHOW/ dance show kan semenjak mek sampai BKK? ASIK LAHHH tiap² malam dok tgk show ciknek ciknek ciknek! Hish! Hiks! So bila mek masuk Boy Bangkok, mek tau dah mek akan dapat tgk show diva sebab bile mek baru nak masuk tu, ade dua orang diva drag nih, baru dok masuk, tapi dosi siap² dah rambut wig extension dress bagai semua ni. So mek tau la memang ade show, kan? So ok lah - mek pon masuk dan duduk senyap² kat this one side, terperonyot dari khalayak umum katanya. HEHEHE..

So sebelum show tu start, biasa lah - Go Go Boys tu belambak la dok parade of nations atas stage itiew. Tapi ONE of them captured my eyes. Standing at somewhere around 5'9" kot, body MUSKUL BERKETAK katanya, muka MELAYU HABESSS!!! Senyum cair sangat mek nengok! HAIYOH! MEK SUKE!... (HARAP MAKHAP. SIARAN TERGENDALA. STORY MORY PASAL KES INI AKAN DIBAWAK KE MINGGU HADAPAN SELEPAS MEK BALIK DARI BALI KOT... DALAM... "MEMOIRS OF A GO GO BOYS"? - maaaaaaaaati la ade sambungan katanya pasal mamat nih! LOL! Mesti la u ols. EXCLUSIVE ok sebab ade part² perchentaan katanya! Opss!)

So anyways, back to pasal show ni. Lepas 1/2 jam kot mek duduk nunggu dengan penuh kesabaran, yes - show pon bermula. MEK SUKE u ols! Costumes MELETOP! Accessories MELETOP! Diva² diaorang walaupun HADEK² gibek, TETAP MELETOP SUNDEL!!!! Show diaorang MEMANG world class! Lagu² R&B katanya! Menari penuh steps nih! MEK SUKE! Lip Sync dengan penuh drama dan ketepatan! MEK SUJUD! Cantik sangat! And it was WORTH watching!!! (it was even worth going to Boy Bangkok sebabkan itiew Abang Pitt - OPPPS! Siapa kah? BRAD PITT kah? DINCH CERITS SEKARANG! Tunggu la mek balik dari BALI nanti - mek akan buat entry "Memoirs of A Go Go Boy"... hmmm, ataupon... "One Night Romance with A Go Go Boys?" Hmmm - tgk la. Nanti mek decide on the title tapi yang pasti, it's all about seorang mamat ni yang telah mengetepikan $$$ kerna CINTA katanya! OPPS! Sabar nah - tunggu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Jadi temanya mlm itu, or should I say, the whole day, was VERY VERY VERY memuaskan hati! MEK SUKE SANGAT! Dari pagi saaaaaaaaaaaaaampai la ke malam, saaaaaaaaaampai la ke pagi hari ke 4 itiew, haiiiii - WORTH IT! MEK SUKE! Mek balik hotel lepas show tu pon, dosi after midnight katanya nearly 2.30am. And my pick up ke airport was at 4.45am. So... eh, sat - ni dah masuk day 4 punye part nih. Chup chup chup!!!!

December 26th, 2005 - Day 4

So anyways, by the time mek dosi sampai balik bilik, it was 2.30am kot. Pompangpompangpompang (mati la percintaan atas katil!), dahhhh kul 4am. JUST nice mek siap² packing, mandi semua siap², terus mek check out dan amik cab ke airport (yes, ditemani Abang Pitt itiew sampai ke taxi sundel - Zack@Mamy, jgn jeles nah! LOL!) Sedey sangat u ols (bukan bab nak balik, tapi tingalkan cintankiew itiew) but what to do, mek terpaksa baliks. Kalau idak, haiiii - nahas aku! So mek pon balik lah naik cab tu, classss! Cab guna VIOS nih, sapa nak jawab!?!?!?!

Sampai jer airport, mek check in - bayar tax semua, pastu, mek terus masuk dan carik the pintu berlepas mek (NO, bukan nak masuk lagi. Sah sah baru kul brapa? Flight mek kui 7.10am sundel! HEHEHE) and mek carik tempat menunggu tu dan mek... BARING DAN TIDUR! Ngantuks ok! Tapi mek ala² tidur tak brapa nak lelap la, asik² terjaga, asik² terjaga - yer la. RISAU la kalau tertinggal flight katanya, kan? Hehehe - dan mek lepas tu board the flight, dan terus TAK INGAT APA DAH dalam flight tu sebab mek tidurans mampos tak hengat donia dah. Penat ok!

Volks - notice anything? HEHEHEHE...
Lengang saaangattt airport BKK pagi tu - mrasalah mek antara yang terawal katanya! LOL!
Mek suke sangat konsep airport BKK nih yang mengekalkan tradisi Siam mereka itiew...

And by the time sampai KUL, mek macam 50-50 nak balik terus AOR ke, or mek nak stay dulu. Sebab asalnya janji katanya nak buat pot-luck lunch bersama tagboard chatters mek kat umah Volks. TAPI mrasalah NAN ADO katanya. SO mek decided nak balik terus. Pi la nak belik ticket KUL-AOR. HAIYOH! Katanya airport masih tutup! Haiii, tak habis² lagik ke banjirans itiew!? HISH! Terus mek terpaksa balik kot Penang. Tapi flight ke Penang, Economy Class semua penuh ok sampai ke ptg. Terus mek sentap, dah la dgn penatnye and tak cukup tidur bagai, mek belik jer Business Class. Hanjeng sangat! Mrasalah melayang lagik duit haku! Tapi tak per, mek lepak² kat Golden Lounge, melantak tak hengat dunia nih! Yer la, dah lamo tak makan meal MH, kan? HEHEHE...

Suasana dalam flight ex BKK ke KUL - surammm sajo pagi itiew, kan?
Nih waktu dalam Golden Lounge KLIA itiew - Mek nak snappy² gambar sorang abang itiew dibalik tiang itiew tapi mrasalahhhh tak menjadik! Upset!
My cup of hot black tea one sugar with lemon slice! HEHEHE...
Close up - yeap; mek tgh boring! LOL! Notice, TEASPOONnye diletakkan disebelah yang salah katanya! It was supposed to be on the right, bawah telinga cawan itiew. HEY! Training school mana this leading stewardieee nih pogi, ek!?

And I got on the 2pm punye flight. The flight was ok; the Leading Steward was hadek² (OBVIOUS sangat), the Business Class stewardess was OK laaarrr, the rest of the Economy class crew semua stewardess; mek dinch makan pon since mek dosi melantak bagai vavis dalam lounge tadik (besides, save la siket kerej crew tu kan! Hehehe) - mek hanya orderan hot lemon tea sajo. EY was full, GCC (Business Class) was, ok la - tak der lah full sangat. 15 out of 16 seats, mrasalah seat sebelah mek dinch ado orang. Alhamdulillah. HEHHE boleh mek campak bebarangs mek atas seat tu sajo. HEHEEH... and by the time mek dosi sampai ke PEN, Hazel and Zack@Mamy pon dah on the way nak pick me up kat airport. Mrasalah TUNGGU lagi katanya, kan? HEHEHEEH - and lepas tu, lepas mek telah dihambel mereka berdua, mrasalah mek dengan depa singgah ke U2 - OPPPPPS!

Dan selepas dah habis menjanakan tenaga di U2, kami pong pulang ke AS (haiyoh - so ayat skema lagi katanya! LOL!)

Dan dengan itiew, maka, TAMAT lah laporan  4 days 3 nights mek ke Bangkok (HUREYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!)

PS: Pics² dalam Day 1, Day 2 - semuanya will be back as per normal by 10th Jan ni. Harap maklum memaklumi... hehehe...

PS2: Dan nantikan sekembalinya mek dari Bali, mek akan publishkan entry pasal jejaka kacukan Kelate-Siam bernama Pitt dalam entry yang masih belom mek dapat figure out tajuk yang sesuai utknye. Hehehee... (mati la aku keje belonggok sekembalinya mek dari Bali nanti! LOL!)



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