*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

Friday, January 06, 2006

Selenge... Selenge...


Selenge: Woi... kau tidor dah ke?

Liat: Tak der lah. Tgh wide awake nih, tgh berqiamullai!... (walhal dah membuta berair liur basi dah ni...) Ha, apakehal nye tgh² malam buto call aku nih? Tak gherti² ke nak tido?

Selenga: Wei... aku ada masalah dalaman...

Liat: Then, go jumpa pakar sakit jiwa. Dia boleh selesaikan masalah dalaman kau tu. Kau cari aku tgh² malam nih buat apo? Macam la aku boleh tolong sakit jiwa kau tu... *yaaaawwwning*

Selenge: Cam nih ah kawannn! Tannak aahh menguap! Jgn ah tido! Macam la esok ko keje! Wei, dengar ah ni. Masalah nih!!!

Liat: Yer yer yer apo dia - cakap ajo lah... aku dgr ni... (sambil mata tertutuppejam rapat ni walaupun tangan masih liat malas memegang hpnya...)

Selenge: I got f*%ked just now...

Liat: Owh really? Congratulations...

Selenge: NO! Maksud aku, REALLY - I got scewed up in the a#@ tadi!!!

Liat: LA, betul la aku cakap, hanjeng! - congratulations! Welcome to the "I'm Not A Whore Not A Virgin Either" club. Me selaku pengurusi zaman berzaman, welcomes you with an open a&*!

Selenge: SIAL!

Can you imagine? Selenge tu terujaly EXCITED about getting his first f**k after 28 years of living (out of which, 10 years of being a gay); hmmm ataupun he was like terujaly WORRIED about his first experience getting nailed down in the ass?

But believe me, being SELENGE, 10 year lepas jadik gay and baru get his 1st f**k, it can be quite a gabra moment. Not that it really matters though, in fact, dia memang hidup as a gay pun for all these years kan. Tapi the 1st f*#k? Aiyoh!

Perubahan dalam sesuatu perkara can sometimes be taken in a positive manner, and sometimes people cannot take that changes positively, jadik lah mereka amik semua perkara tu negatively. Well in this case, I'm sure Selenge would be a total SLUT if dia take things positively, kan? Macam... "How was your 1st F^*k?" and kalau dia replied "Ok jer..." - seriously, dia memang slut! Kalau org yang takpernah getting nailed in the a** kan, 1st time tu, mesti lah either sakit ker, tak comfy ke, ape ke, kan? So in this case, Selenge was just being, erm, NORMAL kot? So we cannot blame Selenge for being, erm, worried? Here's the sambungan...

Liat: Jadi apa masalah kau nih?

Selenge: Ade beberape la jugak masalahnya...

Liat: Yer la, such as?

Selenge: I didn't enjoy it...

You might wanna ask... wtf!? He enjoyed being a top for 10 year, and bile jadik bottom and getting nailed for the first time, dia tak enjoy? Well - siapa cakap being a top, you kena enjoy jadik bottom as well? Kalau ade theory cam tu, mrasalah semua orang FLEXI sebab org flexi enjoys being a top and a bottom, kan? So for Selenge, he obviously tak suke jadik bottom. Why?

Selenge: Tah la, aku rasa sebab sakit kot? And aku prefer sondol orang dari biar orang sondol aku...

It is CLEAR to me that Selenge is a natural-born f*%ker! I mean, TOP la. Hanjs tau tak paham² lagi. But kalau dah 10 tahun hidup as top, buang tabiat ke nak jadik bottom tetiber?

Selenge: Tah la, aku tetiber terasa nak tahu how does it feels like to get screwed... and obviously aku tak suka...

Well there you go - curiosity killed the cat, and because of curiosity, it hurt Selenge's ass too! Wooopps!

Liat: Ok so let me get this straight. Ko tak suka jadi bottom, dan prefers to be a top... OK, I DON'T GET IT! Apa dia masalah hang nih!?

Selenge: Masalahnya, adakah aku flexible?

Aiyoh! Tingtong lah Selenge nih. Flexible katanya? Flexible means you prefer 69's and give-and-take thingie. Mrasalah f&*k and getting f*%ked at the same time, correcto? So now that it is clear that Selenge tak suka having a willy in his tight virgin-no-more-assie, mrasalah he's a pure TOP.

Selenge: Tapi maybe at times aku nak jugak disontot! Walaupun aku prefer getting nailed, kadang² tu aku terpikir jugak - kalau aku suka kat orang tu, kesian pulak asik aku jer balun apom dia. Nak jugak biar dia suka and balonapom aku!

Well dahling... SOME people prefers to be a bottom, and only bottom. Kadangkala, cam nih la... A is a Top and B is a Bottom. They've been together for awhile. A sometimes kesian tgk B asik lah di balun, di apom 24-7. Dengan muka B kedut² menahan sakit, A decided, sebab sayang punya hal, dia nak B apom dia pulak. DUH!? KERUTAN DI MUKA B tu tandanya he's enjoying the moment - BEAUTY IS PAIN, so is SEX! LOL! Dan bila si A suruh si B apom dia,
NAHHH! B pulak yang tak enjoy the moment. HOW!?

So you see, dalam bebende cam nih kan, you gotta stand clear of any kesangsian. You like being a top, comfy with it - the hell with others and just stick to it. Like being a bottom and getting laid and dominated? Then, that's your choice. Being a top means you get to secure everything, most of the time. But that doesn't mean if you jadi bottom, you cannot control everything too. KEMUT is the key and when you get control of your TOP PARTNER, you'll be a top too, on top of your own world. DUH!? Don't you guys get it? This entry isn't merely about gay sex, about what position you like and what not - NO!

What I was REALLY trying to say here is that - BE CONFIDENT and HAPPY of who and what you truly are. It doesn't take you to be a strong person to be able to control everything. Kalau you are such a very, how should I say, weak kindda person, there's always a stronger side of you to overtake a stronger person than you! The key word here is being STRONG (that was when I used the KEMUT word tadik tu. LOL!) When you can KEMUT, you can control just about anything. It's not easy to KEMUT and also, bukannye susah sangat pun nak kemut - YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW YOUR BASICS and you have to have faith - that's all?

Brings any sense tak entry nih? MACAM berkeceramuk ajo? LOL!

Selenge: Owh and erm, one more q Liat. Ko kan dah lama membottomkan diri hang kan... erm... HOW DO YOU CUCI your ass? Masukkan getah paip tu dalam lubang jubs kau dah cuci kah?

Mati la aku masih dalam issue getting f*cked nih - lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!

 
Like my page? Vote for me at Malaysia Top Blogs, and at Blog Charts, and also, not to forget, at Malaysia Top Sites too!!! Thanks u ols!!! Your votes, and support, means a lot to me! Thanks again ya!





Posted at 9:34:07 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

5thE
January 6, 2006   10:32 AM PST
 
mek rasa..mek kenal sgt SELENGA itiewwwwww...ekekekke.... HUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH mrembeszzzz...ekekekek... SELENGA: U akan ENJOY it SOME MORE after this.... akekekekke
Nurlea Laurielle
January 6, 2006   11:02 AM PST
 
Mek rase mek kenal selenga! Dan selenga vy lucky 2 hv u as a friend! And mek still kempot! Take care hun!
SENDER:
Fifth E
+60122*863**
SENT:
10:51:13am
06-01-06

5thE! HEHEHE mek pong suke entry nih! Mek dosi habaq dah kat dia yangg mek nak buat entry nih utk dia, khas. MATI la mek. Dia cakap kalau sapa sapa tau its him, i'm doomed! Dia nak KEMUT utk mek! OPPS!
katadah.warriors
January 6, 2006   12:13 PM PST
 
LAPAR LAAAA..
perut aku berbunyik²...
fiebie
January 6, 2006   04:32 PM PST
 
hik hik, sakit tapi sedap kan. hik hik, yang penting tak payah kerja banyak. just enjoy the ride...

hahahahhahaa
5thE
January 7, 2006   12:20 AM PST
 
now mek speku ado 2 orang lak.. aiyoooo.... mek terus TERSPEKU DALAM HATI lagii...hhuhuhu



Leave a Comment:

Name


Homepage (optional)


Comments




Previous Entry Home Next Entry