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Monday, January 02, 2006

Bangkok Trip - Day 3 (Part 1)


Click HERE to read Bangkok Trip - Day 2

December 25th, 2005

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Xmas katanya! And yeap, mek woke up LATE katanya for my 6.30am punye pick up nak pi ke Danwan (tah cam mana tah ejaannye) Floating Market. It's like, 20 minutes ride to that place; where the famous Venice of the Orient is situated. Bukannye tak der floating market kat kat area Bangkok tu itself; cuma, tak semeriah Danwan (ke, Danuwean tah?) itiew.

So tak per la - mek missed that morning tour itiew (non-refundable katanya! Hanjs tau! LOL!). Mek woke up at around 8 lelebih kot. Turun bawah, and had breakfast (yes, the 'sedehhh' breakfast - but that's alright I guess, skadar nak isikan perut sajo...). And lepas breakfast, mek lepak² dalam bilik sampai la around, ermmm... 10nish kot? Then mek keluar pusing² jalan² lagi (YES, day 3, NO PICS at all - katanya mek terlupa bawak camera! HANJS SANGAT!)

Tapi day 3 nih memang mek habiskan duit sajo exploring the gay sites of Bangkok katanya. Apa yang mek buat? Mrasalah mek coba the male massage itiew, and also the saunas. Hiks! Yeap - kalau dulu waktu zaman crew dok buat jugak pi all these sawanas and massage centres, NOW, mrasalah as a businesswoman (woman kah!?) pon mek pasti mampu mencoba. Lagi pun, I wanted to write about "Massage Services that ends with SEX" as an entry, kan? Haaa - what better way to write it, dari experiencing it dulu; baru ade bahan nak tulis! LOL!

So ok ok, 10nish was a bit TOOOOOO early for all those activities. So what did I do? Mek gi nengok Elephant and Crocodile Show kat Rose Garden at Samphran itiew? Ewwww! Macam, BOHSAN sangat. Sit there and what Elephant and Crocodile shows. Macam, HELLO!? Apa la mek buat kat sitiew!? HIKS!

Amazing to see these men (ade yang candiew) sanggup meredah MAUT pi letak kepala depa dalam mulut boya itiew. Ish! Memang carik nahas! Buatnye boya tu NGAP kepala depa, nahhh! SESUAI! Headless CANDIEW man! LOL! It was like 2 to 3 hours stay kat Samphran itiew; and do what? 'Admiring' GAJAHs and BOYAs jer la. Not to mention, nengok survery² local ciktans yang melerts! Body sekoq ke sekoq, merembes!

And by the time mek get back to Silom, it was somewhere around 2.30pm cam tu la. Juuuuussst nice. Mek pon tgh penat itiew (KATANYA PENAT - hanjeng sangat!) - So mek mengambil keputusan nak pi try body massage itiew kat this place called, ARENA.

Situated like, erm, along the main Silom street itiew, kat Silom Plaza kot (nak address dia ke? Mek masih ado Business Card tempat itiew - hiks!) mek jalan sajo utk sampai ke sitiew. Tapi tagha nak sampai tu, kempot jugak la mek menanyakan people around me. Yang penting, some of these local peeps, tak tau menahu ponggg pasai SILOM PLAZA ni. Cammana itiew? Apakah kesnya!? Hiks!

So on the way ke Silom Plaza tu, bole, mek sempat beli kain Thai Silk nih (nak buat dress? DINCH ah - nak buat baju sajo!)... ok lah, utk 2 1/2 ela kain, THB1000. Tak kisah la - it's Thai Silk anyways kan? Hiks! So lepas dah membeli kain itiew, sambung la jalan pi ke Silom Plaza tu. Sampai² sajo, mek noticed bukan sajo ade ARENA, malah ade HIS MASSAGE CENTRE katanya which I read somewhere dalam the net, tak brapa baguih if u wanna compare it to ARENA. So mek teruskan sajo ke ARENA walaupun the massage boys tu macam memanggil² mek ke tempat diaorang. Aiyoh! Choy! Don't want la. Tgk depa pon macam biasa sajo? Tak macam kat luar Arena tu, the boys were all in RED AND WHITE uniform ok. White hot pants and red singlet! MEK SUKE MEK SUKE!

And so mek pon masuk lah kedalamnye - masuk², mek di layani sorang guy nih. Suruh mek duduk dan WAIT. Lepas dah order a drink, maka keluarlah semua tenaga pengurut ARENA itiew, BERBARIS KATANYA depan mek! MELU aku jadiknya ok! Ada la dalam lebih kurang 30 of them, semuanya - MAKKKDATIN!!! Candiew sundel! So apa yang mek kena buat? PILIH LA! Masalahnya, depa semua dok stare kat mek yang sorang nih (and ade sorang lagik client - mat salleh, dok sebelah mek jugek) SO dia dan mek kena la pilih tukang urut mana yang kami nak. Aiyoh I tell you, nak memilih tu, u think it's easy? THINK AGAIN! Semuanya candiew, body merembes, comel² pon ado (yang menggoda² pon ade nih! Hanjs sangat!) And lepas mek tgk² like for 10 minutes, baru mek boleh buat pilihan. Mek picked a guy yang ala ala like 6 footer, rambut meletop! Muka melayu sangat! MEK SUKE! Dan yang penting, mek suka sebab dia tak over² nak goda ke ape ke - dia pon ala² malu dan hanya senyum sokmo sajo kat mek. So mek pilih la dia.

Lepas pilih tu, yang the guy yang attended me tu tanya mek nak urut cam mana. SO listing dia ade la lebih kurang cam gini...

Body Massage - Oil - THB 500 for 1 hour, THB 650 1 1/2 hours
Bla bla bla
Body Massage WITH Scrub - THB 750 1 1/2 hours

And on top of that, kena ade tips for the tukang urut itiew (yes, dikira asing ok!) - roughly THB 500

So apa lagik, mek really nak relax and rejuvinate katanya, mek amik la Body Massage with Body and Facial Scrub itiew for 1 1/2 hours. So all in, ade la dalam THB 1250.

So lepas dah pilih jenis urut, dan tukang urutnya, mek pon di ajak naik ke second floor (SERIOUSLY u ols - the place is like, HUGE! REALLY!). Dah naik ke tingkat atas, naik lagik satu floor - katanya floor tu, SUITES only. Mau tak nye, dalam bilik urut tu, SIAP ADE PRIVATE bathroom lagi ok! MEK SUKE! Sayang mek tak bawak camera - kalau idak... ish! HEHEHEHE...

And so - the massage bermula la kan. Mula dengan body and facial scrub, and the mandi, and the baru oil massage - pastu body to body massage... and bla bla bla (AGAIN, mek determined not to detailkan everything. U ols, perlu ke nak citer bab bab personal and biarkan satu dunia baca? LOL! MELU!)

Surprisingly, session mek ended cepat - HAHAHA! Patutnya 1 1/2 hours kan? Mrasalah hanya 1h15m sajo! (mati la SPEKU!). But it was one great massage. Tak silap pilih mamat itiew (mek dosi lupa nama dia!). Pandai dia urut (SERIOUSLY!) dan tak nyesal mek pilih dia - CIKNEK NALA! Opps! Hehehehe... OK OK OK mek citer sikit la ek. Lepas dia dok massage² mek tu, dia tanya nak apa apa tak? Mek macam ala ala segan la kan, tapi nak. Hehehe. Terus dia bogelkan diri dia depan mek dannnnnnn... Haa ok la tu kan. At least mek citer gak siket kat hampa, dari NAN ADO!? Mrasalah mulakan perkembangan otak hampa tu dan SPEKU! LOL!

So lepas dah habis semua, cleared kan bills and what not - mek pon apa lagik, brambus la kan. Yang penting, mek keluar dari ARENA tu, rasa cam nak jerit sajo..."MEK PUAS!" hehehehehe! Tapi takder la mek nak jerit pong - GILE!?

Lepas tu mek balik hotel terus dan rehat sekejap katanya. And I do mean, SEKEJAP sajo sebab selepas 1/2jam rehat, MEK KELUAR BALIK katanya utk mencoba SAWANA piuler! Binatang sangat kan!? LOL! Well - you get to live your life, once. And each life is short - so make full use of it la kan! And for me, mek bukannye selalu dapat ke BKK sengsorang, and 4 days pun bukannye lama mana sangat pon. MRASALAH cuba segalanya, KAN!?

Tapi mek akan sambung part mek pi sawana itiew, dalam entry Bangkok Trip - Day 3 (Part 2). Sebab, mek macam, tannak la sumbatkan semua the hot and juicy stuffs semuanya dalam one entry sajo, kan? Hiks! (sebenarnye dah malas dan ngantuk kaedahnye! LOL!). So apa², tunggu, nantikan part 2 DAY 3 in Bangkok mek which is like, coming, SOON? LOL!





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Posted at 12:48:46 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

klubbkidd
January 3, 2006   05:58 AM PST
 
muehehehehehehe...dapat first whoopie of 2006! ngan someone aku chat with in 2001...leh? first time jumpa.pas on baru tau kita penah chat. mati laaaaaa ko...aduss...sungguh ku tak sangka
katadah.warriors
January 3, 2006   07:36 AM PST
 
aiyoh nyeh.. mrasalah private entry with password.. **maatila pepagi lagi perkembangan otak ditahap maksimum.. **maatila SUSU ANMUM untuk perkembangan otak si KECIL.. hahhaaaaaaaaa
aidid5
January 3, 2006   10:17 AM PST
 
Hepi new year Lea. Wah pi Bangkok yer.
Silentcer
January 4, 2006   11:56 PM PST
 
Mana part 2 ni......:P Taruk gambar sekali baru syiok... :)
Nameku
October 19, 2008   11:40 PM PDT
 
mesti hang ni ada HIV.



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