December 23rd, 2005

Aiyoh! Kempot mek pagi tu tau! Dah la malam sebelum tu kan, gathering TB mek di restoran Syed tu, (click here to read more about it) and you can guess mek tidurans lambats, and by the time bebetul nak tidur, NAH!!! Volks dah kejutkan mek dah sebab ala² Nasik's picking me up at 7.45am. Tapi, NAN ADO pon si Nasik picked me up at 7.45am. Dah la SMS tak jawab, mek dah start cuak. Volks dosi pi kerej. Aiyoh, terkempot mek - ready dah to take up Plan B, yakni (pergh! YAKNI lagi nih! Hehehe) nak pi ke KL Sentral and naik jer ERL and proceed to KLIA. As I was about to do that, mek tergerak nak call jugak si Nasik nih kan. Call², pepet sangat! Dia dah on the way, and it was 7.45am. Baru kuar umah la tu. 5 minutes, 5 minutes, tup², 8am jugak (memang asalnya DIA nak amik mek at 8am, tapi mek yang getek nak suruh dia amik at 7.45am).

So oklah, Nasik picked me up and straight away kami ke KLIA. Dalam kete, usah tanya la apa kami sokseksokseksoksek - macam² ado, KAN NASIK!? Hiks! Yang penting, mek ingatkan dia hanya nak menghantar mek sajo. Alih² dia parked kerete dia dan terus temankan mek ke terminal. Mek suke mek suke!

Lepas dia tolong check-in kan mek (haiiiii bettuahnyee sapa dapat Nasik ni - opps!), we decided nak pi breakfie. Mek nak pi foodcourt, tapi Nasik kaedahnye nak pi McD. Hehehe. SO mek pon ikutkan sajo. Lepas dah duduk, sapa tah Nasik, yang kite jumpe tu? (japs japs, mek nak korek kat blog Airpoolism - sebab mek rase Airpool ade buat entry pasal dia... japs nah)



Haaaa u ols. Mek ngan Nasik jumpa mamat nih la, apa tah nama dia - Aiman Asmawar kot? Alahai, kecik ajo orangnye. Dia dengan gf dia. Jgn tanya mek cuba ke idak nak snappy², DOSI CUBA tapi it's bloody obvious. Nasik siap buat lawak spastic lagik... "You think if I use my Communicator to snap his pic, dia prasan tak?" DUH!? Youre Communicator tu kan dah besar gedabak, kalau balik kat hidung Ginger pon boleh patah - OPPS! SO kaedahnye, tak der lah kami amik pics itiew. Tapi mek amik pics breakfast yang kami makan itiew? Ok kan? Hiks!

The BIG breakfast katanya - APO yang so big nya pon mek taktau?

Ala ala ala ala Nasik, comeiiinye! MEK SUKE pic dia ni! Hiks!

So anyways, lepas makan, BARU LA kelam kabut nak pi ATM machine la, tukar duit la, itu ini la - MEK TAU Nasik CDH sebab mek suka buat keje last minute (Mati la mek speku lagi!) So tak per lah kan, dah keluarkan duit, dah tukar duit currency THB la, and what not semua - BARU TERINGAT - Maxis mek tak top up lagik katanya! Tgk time dah kul 10am. Departure 10.40am. Mrasalah kelam kabut katanya. SO the best way mek ngan Nasik pikiaq pi pikiar mai, dia pi la tolong belikkan top up utk mek, RM100, sat gi dia msg mek the reload number. Bis citer, KAN? Hiks! So dia pon hantar la mek sampai ke area departure sebelum masuk melalui immigrations itiew. Mek dah excited dah nih! LOL!

Sampai² sajo kat waiting area tu - aiyoyoh! Ramai sundel! Mek suke! Tapi, NAN ADO yang mek suke pon among ramai² tu. Hanjs tau. Tapi ade lah sorang mamat nih, ala ala macam, tah - Eurasian? Tah la. Dok senyum pi senyum mai... mek pon layan sajo katanya. And then, tuptaptuptap, aircraft was supposed to arrive at 10am (aircraft coming in from BKK) - alih² delayed sebab depart dari BKK katanya dah lewat. UPSET! Kalau mek tau, ish! DAH LA ROKOK SAMPOERNA A MEK HABIS katanya baru mek teringat! Hanjs sangat!

So while waiting to - nuthing much lah happened pon; mek tetap lah buat my own hal. And finally, aircraft came in, and we ols semua boarded the aircraft at around 10.45am, and departed for BKK at 11.15am rasenya. Waktu nak board the aircraft tu, sempat mek sembang² dengan crew AK tu yang berasal dari CNX (Chiang Mai) katanya. She noticed my MH Crew tag yang ade my name, logo MH and tulisan CREW MH tu. Dia tanya la kan dan jadik mek cakap la mek ex crew. Pastu... erm, tu jer la kot.

Since mek was the last person boarded the B737-300 tu, aiyoh, mek nengok semua seat dah penuh. Ade lah last², hujung² tu - ish! Bohsan. As I was walking nak ke aft of the cabin, tetiber mek terperasan si Eurasion guy tu tersenyum sambil tepok² seat sebelah dia...

"Saved this seat for ya - thought you might want it..."

"Owh gee... Thanks!" Mek tak berlengah masa ok! Terus sumbat beg dalam o/c (o/c bukan Orang Cina yer. Tu OC. Nih, O/C, Overhead Compartment la. Hiks!) dan terus duduk and get comfy kat situ sebelah dia. Muka dia I tell u, haiyak! Very der lazarts sekals in the world to the glory of survivals! Hiks! Tapi mek borak sat sat jer dengan dia, sebab mek terus ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Yer la, tak cukup tidur ok!

Yang mek boleh tersedar tu, macam, ade announcement apa tah - prapppungpangpungpang prapppp apa kejadah tah! MEMEKAK sajo! Tgk² kat frwrd of the cabin, the crew tgh buat macam session nyanyi lagu Xmas lah, buat games lah, teka teki itu ini la - ala² macam fun-filled activities. Mek macam, URGH! Sentap! Nak tidur pon susah. Yang si CJ (mamat Eurasian tu la, nama dia CJ dia cakap. Claude Jerome? Claudy Jay? Cemara Jingga? Cilahanat Jahat? HIKS!) asik la dok tepuk² tangan, gelak la, itu ini - MEK SENTAP! Jadi terus mek kuarkan camera dan snappy² pic bahlul wailuls yang kejutkan mek tadi tu... nah!






Sorry tak clear siket - biasa lah. Tannak guna flashy dan terus shaky katanya kan. Tapi dalam pic tu nampak tak mamat berdiri sebelah crew tu, tgh nyanyi lagu Jingle Bell katanya! Harrrrrrttuiiitt! Terus mek teringat Ginger De La Jingga Bellz! HEHEHE...

2 hours flight, mek rase cam LAMA SANGAT since no meals no nothing katanya. So mek mula la bohsan. Si CJ tu dok cakap apa tah ngan mek, tapi perut mek dok grupgrapgrupgrap lapaq (LAPAQ!? WALHAL BARU JER MENGKETEDAGHAH BREAKFAST DENGAN NASIK, kan!?) - jadi mek amik keputusan, mek panggei stewardess tu, mek belik Aircraft miniature tu, ngan AK's Tumbler, pastu mek belik T-Shirt, BOLE? Perut yang lapaq, pi belik bende² menghapu tu! CHOY!

And finally, we arrived in BKK (aiyoh! Panjang nih punye citer, BARU SAMPAI BKK!? Mati la mek kena carut dengan President PPCM yang saban hari dok tanya mana updates mana updates! OPPS!). Dan by the time kami sampai BKK, it was already like, what, 12.30pm (local time? Tah... tak ingat...)

Yang penting mek dinch hui la kan AK punye aircraft parked kat outside bay (bukan kat terminal) - tu baru 1st time mek tau. Sebab dulu mek buat BKK flights, dengan Airbus or 747 Jumbo MH, so we ols of course la parked kat terminal bays, kan? Nih tak - parked kat the outside bay, mrasalah turun tangga katanya, KAN?

PS - If you ask me, nak pi BKK naik apa better, cam ni la. Kalau hampa jenis tak berkira, naik lah MH tu, 800++ cam tu, dari KL, siap ade meals and what not. Ini, 600++, naik AK, dah la dinch ado meals, pastu half way resting, memekak dengan Public Announcement system tu with apa tah nonsense tu, pastu parked kat out-bayed punye parking area, kena naik bus lagi. Aiyoh! Seriously, kalau mek tahu, mek naik MH or TG (Thai Airways) sajo. Tapi it's true la, AK murah by couple of hundreds. Tapi to those yang tak berkira about spending couple of hundreds extra on flight tickets, mrasalah naik MH! (Kalau Ginger, mek tau dia sanggup. Yer, SANGGUP Tak bayar that extra hundreds tu semua, dan sanggup naik AK, kan girl? HEHEHE do I know you or do I know you? HEHEHE!)

So ok lah - never the mind. Mek turun aircraft tu pon, dengan si CJ tu. Pastu dok sembang ngan dia sat dalam bus tu, while waiting for the bus to move, mek nampak sesuatu...

NONOK ke NOKS ke NANOK tu? Mek ala ala tak nampak sajo. Tapi yang penting, it's NOK airline/ airways! Mrasalah kontigen pepondan nak masuk Miss Miss kat CNX (Chiang Mai) semua tu, naik airline nih dari BKK, KAN!? HAHAHAHAH! Terkempot mek GDH (CDH= Carut Dalam Hati, kan? GDH = Gelak Dalam Hati... heheh bole?)

So anyways lepas tu, I had to like clear immigration - mak aih! Panjang bebenor. Kempot mek menunggu. Seriously mek rase, the immigration people tu, VERY DER slow ok. Sementerara, eh, sementara menunggu tu, mek pusing pi pusing mai tengok kiri kanan, macam, sedeh la airport dia. (Mek tak amik pon pics bebanyak sebab ala ala kan no cameras, kan? Kang tak sepasai² kena rampas camera mek, NAYA sajo!) Dan lepas mek cleared immigration, mek terus amik cab dan proceed to Suriwong (or was it Suwirongse? Hmmm) road. Nah! Awai² lagi dah terkena. Instead mek amik cab yang THB300++ tu, mek pi amik cab sapu! LOL! Terkena la THB500! Hanjs tau. Tapi ok la. The driver was VERY friendly, so ok la...

Mek dosi sampai!!!!

The long and boring queue kat Immigration tu!

Dalam taxi yang cekik darah itiew. Hiks!

And finally, mek dosi sampai ke Silom Road/ Suwirong Road tu - memang macam crowded tempat tu, biarpon di siang hari. The cab stopped me kat ROSE HOTEL yang di suggested oleh CD. Tapi ala², macam, grand pulak mek nengok. PATUT LAH! THB1400 per night! Hanjs tau! Terus mek berSMS dan bercalling dengan CD and also Volksie! BerSMS dan bercalling punya hal, tau tau, Credit mek yang RM100 tu, HABIS! Hanjs sangat! Mrasalah mek on my own katanya.
SO what happened was, mek pusing pi pusing mai, kat area Silom ngan Suwirong tu, pusing pi la sana sini, tau tau mek buat tawaf. Hiks! Mek dok carik J House tu. Suwirongse Hotel mek dosi jumpa, yang bebetul depan Jupiter A Go Go Club tu. Mek asik lah dok carik J House tu, sampai nearly an hour berpusingan, mek sentap - terus mek checked in kat Suriwongse Hotel tu (funny, nama hotel tu Suriwongse, tapi mek rase, area/ jalan nye bukan Suriwongse, I think it's Suwirong? Tah - janji samo sajo!).

The hotel was ok la for THB800 (roughly MYR80 per night); very basic, very comfy la jugak. Yang penting, it's in heart of gay actions and also shopping! So mek tak berapa kisah sangat - besides, mek tak fussy sangat pon. So lepas checked in, erm, apa mek buat? Ermmm - ADO TIDO? Nan ado! Mek terus mandi, siap², kuar pusing² to discover Silom and Suriwong area tu... With a map in my hand, and printed out infos about clubs, saunas, massage centres, cruising area, shopping places and what not, I was like, geared up and ready to explore!

Bermula la mek di Silom Road tu... pusing²!

Traffic kat Silom Road tu, tak ubah macam kat depan Lot 10 itiew!

Very der macam kat KL jer mek rase. Hiks!

Mek dengar citer, tempat nih cruising area, tah betul ke idak!

Mek suke pic ini! Tak tau pasai pa. Tertongeng monggeng mek nak amik pic nih! LOL!

Signboard nih pon mek suke! HIKS!

Kat area Convent Road - curlast! Teringat mek Convent Road kat... kat... kat mana tah? HAHA!

Hotel mek!

Jupiter A Go Go Club itiew, yang bebetul depan hotel/ bawah hotel mek!

By the time mek dosi habis exploracing bagai semua, dah dekat nak petang dah. Mek sempat singgah kat cybercafe nih, very good! Very bagus attendant dia, efficient gittiew. Memang betul kata CD, it's expensive, tapi, mek tak kisah. Mek TETAP la nak pi. So pi masuk cc tu, sempat la chatting kat TB japs, uploaded some pics dari my camera to my pendrive, and what not, surfed the net for more infos, and then, lepas sejam, mek berambus... (Sejam kat cc tu dok ada like, THB300? That's like RM30 for an hour!? GILE kan!? LOL!)

So anyways, lepas tu, mek balik terus ke hotel. Mandian mandaan bagai semua, tgk² jam, lerrrr baru kul 7nish. Awal lagi nak kuar ke memana pong. SO mek bebaring sambil tgk movie apa tah kat Starmovies tu. Ok la, mengisi jugak masa mek. And by the time habis movie tu, jusssssssssst nice, 8.45pm (local time depa la kan). So mek touch up touch up siket, and then, mek terus proceed kuar meniti kehidupan malam yang penuh keliaran di kota Bangkok! Yes, my otak also dah disetkan supaya berhati² kat area situ malam², kan...

So my 1st stop was Telephone cafe kat area Silom 4 (or was it Silom 6) Hmmmm... tak kisah la kan. Mek duduk sitiew, had my dinner (dinner was ok... Had Fish and Chips with OJ, baru THB330... kire ok la tu) - great environment. Bukan skadar penuh dengan gays and trannies, straight people and woman ponnn nih, penuh nih! Mek suke! Sambil makan dinner, sambil minum, sambil tu mata mek menyelam nengok kire kanan. Tapi asiklah mek rase semua mat salleh sajo dok pandang mek - reason being... One of the Telephone Cafe tu cakap kat mek, muka mek macam Thai Boy. Kan Mat Sallehs go crazy for these Thai/ Asian boys, kan? Tapi masalahnya, mek dinch tasty sangat mat sallehs, how? Mek dok nak carik Asian Thai Boys! Hapset sangat tau! Hiks. So mek pong lelepak lah sitiew sampai dekat nak sejam lebih; pastu baru mek pi ke Twillight Area kat Suriwong road tu, yang depan hotel mek tu. Ha... kat situ, baru mek menjelajah masuk A Go Go Boys club katanya.

1st night, 1st time, mek masuk club cam tu - mek masuk Xfresh Club (terus teringat XFresh FM katanya! Heheheheh!) Waktu mek memula masuk tu, it was like sederhanaly ramai. But 15 minutes lepas mek masuk, DOSI PENUH katanya! Mek duduk sitiew, masuk foc. tapi kena beli drinks la kan. THB220 for a glass of OJ (orang juice) - ok la tu. Sambil minum, sambil tgk the boys atas stage.

What they would do is that, diaorang yang hanya memakai seluar dalam/ pendek/ hotpants diaorang tu, sambil tunjuk² buldge diaorang tu semua, sambil tu depa menggoda clients. And once clients suka, these clients will mintak these attendants to call these Boys (ikut la number apa kite pilih sebab diaorng pakai numbers) dan datang sembang². Sembang² kat dalam bar tu saja, dalam THB250 (inclusive of a drink dah la) and kalau kite setuju nak bawak balik, depa akan salin baju dan duduk sebelah kita SAMPAI kita nak balik. Nak bawak balik, kalau for a short period i.e 2 or 3 hours, mrasalah THB1200 (depending on the boy, and the club - ade setengah boys/ clubs, harga tinggi, ade yang rendah - kena pandai nengok la. Macam Xfresh nih, the boys were like, NOT BAD AIHHH!!! And the price also reasonable la kot) and kalau nak the whole nite, ala ala macam double the short period punye rate tu la kot? Tah - mek rase la kot sebab dia cakap pon mek paham tak paham cam tu....

And so mek dah spot sorang mamat nih - VERY DERRRR lazarts badannya, MAMPAN! Hiks! Muka very der melayu² kita. So mek cakap kat NAT si attendant / GRO yang layan mek tu, mek nak number 44. So si 44 tu, apa tah nama dia, Pring? Ping? Apa tah... pon datang la. Tanya nak cam mana. Mek just cakap mek nak sembang² dengan dia sambil tgk show. So kena lah THB250 cam tu. So tak kisah la kan. Besides, mek dinch brani lagi laaaa malam pertama bawak balik ke hotel. Kang lain jadiknya, NAYA je 3 malam lagik aku kat sana!

So sembang pi sembang mai, orangnya berumur 28. Just nice orangnya. So dia just layan sembang dan borak dengan mek sajo dan dia tak salin pong baju dia sebab dia still kena naik pentas sat gi lepas habis show, sebab mek tak bawak dia balik, KAN? SO anyways, tgh² sembang tu, second set Showtime pon bermula. 1st set started at 9pm, mek tgh dok dinner kat Telephone tadik. Itu show sat ja, ala ala preview. 2nd set starts at 10.30pm and the last set starts at 12.15pm kot? Again, different clubs, different timings rasenya...

Show apa? AIYOH!!! Show binatang sangat! 18sx sundel! Tapi ade la jugak part² lawak. MEMANG mek tak paham apa depa cakap tapi CARA depa cakap tu, TERKEMPOT mek yang mendengaunye! LOL!

So mek tak der la nak review pepanjang sangat pasal this 1st A Go Go Boys club yang mek masuk nih sebab nothing much happened pon. Tgk show, sembang, gelak, tgk show, and then blah - habis. Finito. Tapi hari hari seterusnya, aha!!!!!!! Ade la menarik siket! HIKS!

Mana pics di clubs and what not? SORRY - No cameras/ hp cameras/ VDOs allowed dalam clubs tu, so mrasalah mek dinch boleh amik pics... hiks!

So lepas habis show semua, mek terus balik hotel and tak hengat donia, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Penat siut! It was like, a long day ok! Dah la tawaf bagai nak rak carik hotel, pastu, ptg pulak, tak tidur pon. SO mrasalah malam 1st night tu mek kempot max! LOL! So itu la dia - laporan mek di Bangkok on day 1. Tunggu la esok mek update Day 2 (esok ke? HEHEHEHE InsyaAllah, mek try buat esok nah? Hiks! Tunggu nah....? Duiii!)



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