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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Ginger's Violation of Aviation Law Case - Hearing (part 2)


The court bersidang semula kembaliks - MUSIC PLEASE! Hiks!

Yer, berbalik kepada kes yang dibicarakan (SILALAH rujuk SINI to review the case hearing Part 1). Dipenghujung perbicaraan kes ini di part 1, Judge telah mengemukan statement berikut...
    JUDGE: GINGER DE LA LOCA, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO GIVE A CLEAR CUT EXPLAINATION ON YOUR ACTION REGARDING THIS MATTER AS THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS OFFENCE.
Jadi sambungan case hearing part 2 ini, lets hear what Ginger de la Loca has got to say in her defense...

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GINGER DE LA LOCA: *sambil mengilatkan kuku*

YOUR HONOR, I tak perlu buang masa I kat dalam mahkamah nih.

I akan sexplain semuanya kat dalam buku I yg bertajuk "50 SEBAB KENAPA GINGER MENG-ON KAN HP NYER" yang berada di pasaran bulan depan... (Mati la kau G feeling nak publish book katanya!)

*trus mencapai beg Ferragamo & melangkah keluar dari mahkamah*

NURLEA LAURIELLE LAI LEE: Your honor! Motif dia nak tulis 50 sebab saje?!?! Itiew tidak ENUFF katanya! I nak 100 SEBAB! Mrasalah feeling kau STAR sangat kan? Cuba lah kasik 100 kalau ko STAR sngt!

JUDGE: STAR ke kau Laurielle? EH, I mean, SIAPE JUDGE sekarang nih, kau atau aku!? Please sit down dan MISS GINGER, PLEASE GET YOUR HAIRY AS* BACK INTO THE COURTROOM!

*sambil tangan ditarik oleh BAILIFF dipaksa masuk semula ke court*

MG: Hey apa nih, jgn sentuh beg Ferragamo I, jantan sial. Beg ni lagi mahal dari gaji ko setahun tau! *sambil memekik kat BAILIFF* (MATI LA GAJI RM5K)

Judge: Order! order!

MG: I bukan apa Yg Arif. I tak suka org pegang2 & tarik I sbb I rasa macam selebriti plak haha *sambil tersengih menunjukkan giginya yg tersusun rapi, takde yg terjongket occay!* (mati lah kau dengan KB kau si GG!)

Judge: Miss G, we're talking about your case here...

MG: Oh... right... Yg Arif, si parakemari tu cakap semua henset akan menggangu sistem navigasi pesawat.Jadi bila pesawat dosi landing...

Judge: DOSI?? Apakah ittieww?

MG: Overtau!! Bila pesawat DAH landing, tak perlulah lagi sistem navigasi pesawat kan? Perluker nak nagivasi pesawat di atas landasan? Kan? Kan? Kan? (MATI LAH KAU TAK PAHAM KONSEP AIR TRAFFIC REGULATIONS!)

LL: Objeksi!!

MG: Oh SHUTTUP, ENUFF!!

Tiba˛, kedenganran suara garau persis tiada kepitan bersuara (Mati la mek!)

IMAHLENGGOK: I am appointed as a devil's advocate... runn***( sampil pin baju yang longgar utk dikebayakan..dgn sanggul geding2 pengantin) voley?? (NYEH, sape appoint dia nyeh? Kau ke G? Mek dinch - ke JUDGE itiew? Mati la JUDGE itiew!)

"Your honor... According to the drama, both of them should be remanded in custody!! Case closed!!" (merasalah kena apom dengan jantan˛ banduans tu semua, kan? HIKS!)

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SO APE KESUDAHAN NYE NIH? Ade any CREW MEMBERS or EX CREW MEMBER or TECHNICAL CREW MEMBERS of any airlines yang ado membaca entry nih? MRASALAH COMMENT! Betul dak si tertuduh yang salah sebab on kan hpnya dalam flight Air Asia AK**** (mati lah flight number si G tu mek masih belum kenal pasti!), kan? Selagi engine still running, DINCH BOLEH ON HP!


Bagi pendapat mek - Ginger de la Loca TETAP SALAH! (lets cheers to G yang bersalah, WITH Green TEA!) - run!!!!!!!!!!





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Posted at 12:15:59 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Lee Novotny
September 27, 2005   12:56 AM PDT
 
Free Miss G!! We ols tak rela tengok Miss G merengkok dlm jel (unless she likes it cuz loads of janz heheheh cuz in that case, we ols pun rela ajelah...):P
BaBePaRiS
September 27, 2005   03:17 AM PDT
 
voila... nyeh.. ko ni nak masukkan mak ke dalam icu ke nyeh??? mek pecah peruts membaca entry mu kali ni ok.. teruskan merepek mek suke!
volks-vw
September 27, 2005   09:10 AM PDT
 
herrmmmm...... cannot on meh... leally ah... hehehehe... tayar touch jer the ground, i mesti on hp... hehehe.... how????
Nurlea Laurielle
September 27, 2005   09:20 AM PDT
 
Lee: Of course G will LOOOOVVEEEE the jails u ols. Haruslah digunakan jejants bebanduanz tu semua utk melepaskan nafsu pokok ketapangnya... opppss!
Nurlea Laurielle
September 27, 2005   09:22 AM PDT
 
Volks, NIH SORANG LAGIK!!! Until the aircraft has come to a complete stop, engine stopped and u are OUTSIDE the aircraft, BARU boleh on. By right, sometimes, kat aerobridge pun some captains tak kasik cakap phone sebab dekat dengan aircraft tau. Haiyaaa u! Alllways la! HIKS!
Nurlea Laurielle
September 27, 2005   09:22 AM PDT
 
BebPars... hiks! GILA KAN AKU? Nih la kejo nye kalau tak der kejo! HIKS!
MGaruda indonesia ®
September 27, 2005   09:38 AM PDT
 
VOLKS... tulah pasal mek also on hp as soon as dosi landing. overlah regulasi tak betul! mek bantah! mek bantah! haha...
Nurlea Laurielle®
September 27, 2005   09:49 AM PDT
 
MATI LA KAU nak bantah lagik. Kalau tak leh ikut regulasi penerbangan, JGN FLY! naik jer keretapi persis mak ayam angkat kau, NABILLA! Over lah nak ke Bangkok nak naik train instead of flight. Tu kes nak break the airlines rules lah tu. Kan orang cakap hp, electronic devices, HAIR DRYERS, dinch bols di onkan dalam flight - tu yang dia nak naik train tu! HANG pun Ginger, kalau dah tak leh sangat nak offkan HP ko tu, with your new Nikon Digital Cam itiew, mrasalah tok sah naik flight! naik jer chu chu train! *lariiiiiiiii!!!!
nasik
September 27, 2005   07:14 PM PDT
 
hmmm... nasik pon same dgn volks. pernah kena tegur dgn one of the pramugari cun, then nasik balas balik, "u actually want my number right?" lepas tu dia tersipu-sipu malu dan ansik pon hulurkan bisnes card sebelum kuar dari aircraft... :P
anak kapal parakemari
September 27, 2005   07:24 PM PDT
 
Don't see why people tak sesabo nak ON kan hp immediately, klu boleh sebaik aje cecah tayar kapal kt runway memasing teruih gatal tangan nak switch hp.. It is stated in the aviation law that we are NOT ALLOWED to swith on any electronic equipment with transmitting devices until the a/c has come to complete stop.. PAYAH sangat ke nak ikut regulasi penerbangan yg semudah itu u ols? Ke nak tunggu accident happen baru nak take it seriously??
Harus dijatuhkan denda itu agar dijadikan pengajarn kpd yg lain!!
nasik
September 27, 2005   07:34 PM PDT
 
okeh2, lain kali nasik tak buat dah naaa... nasik akan pastikan hp nasik abis bateri sebelum naik a/c then takder la tgn ni gatai nak on.. ;)
Nurlea Laurielle
September 27, 2005   09:40 PM PDT
 
Haiyoh! Siape kah pramugari yang bersuara itiew? Takut mek, ala ala CHIEF kasik warning gitiew? oD kah? I dont think so. Kalu oD pasti dah letak link, ye dok? Siape nih anak kapal itiew? HEHEHEH staff number? Carier mane nih? SQ? MH? TG? Mati la mek pon tak tau siape kasik komen desyum tu! HAHAH

Haaaaaaa... baru korang nak tau. Dah ade orang sound. HEHEHE - yang penting, mek suka statement dia "DAH ACCIDENT BARU NAK TAKE IT SERIOUSLY?" Haiyoh mek pon takut ok... hiks!
oDb*ohzd
September 27, 2005   11:00 PM PDT
 
huiyoo.. takott!! Neway watever i wanna say 'chief ank kapal' dah cakap pon.. ehehehee...

Walaupun tak pernah ada kemalangan berlaku yg disebabkn oleh gangguan drpd gelombang telefon bmbit, but since ada regulation yg diwujudkan utk tujuan ini.. ada benarnya ia harus dipatuhi.. Takkan nak tunggu berlaku 'sesuatu' baru nak menyesal kan?

Nurlea Laurielle
September 27, 2005   11:11 PM PDT
 
Haiyoh! oD pung takut katanya = u ols, kalau dapat CHIEF cam tu, harus kite kejar dengan PISAU kan suruh "JGN KACAU DAN BULI MEK!" hehehehehe



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