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Monday, September 26, 2005

Ginger's Violation of Aviation Law Case - Hearing (part 1)


Ladies and Gentlemen, good evening.

This is goin' to be a very short hearing. I request an immediate and full attention to this case as this is a very serious offence/ matter (ceh, macam real sajo! Hiks!)
  • Yang terduduh: Ginger de la Loca (bangun berdiri slamber, in her off-shoulder light purple kain sari material glittering dress, dengan muke ala˛ kekwat, sambil buffing her nails... - click HERE to proceed to the tertuduh's blog!)

  • Yang menuduh: Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah (bangun berdiri dengan lemah gemalai, in her Rizalman's creation of Baju Kurung Kedah, and with selendang satin and her Gucci sunglasses - and not to forget, her pure sincere smile - MATI LA KAU PLASTIC FACE! Hehehe!)

  • Lawyer yang mewakili tertuduh: (Entah? Miss GG? LOL!!! Seriously, siape yang mewakili tertuduh? We expect si tertuduh utk mewakili dirinya sendir - Mati lah dia yang gaji RM5K tapi tak mampu hire lawyer dari Imah and Imahs Advocates and Solicitors!)

  • Lawyer yang mewakili penuduh: Diri sendiri i.e. Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah (Of course, she could hire Peguam dari Nabilla & Co.; tapi, since lawyer Nabilla sebok blowing, perming her own hair, so Nurlea TERPAKSA teruskan case nih on her own... hiks!)

  • Case number: (Err... hmmm... Ginger, what was your flight number ex KUL to AOR tadi? Hmmm...)

  • Case: Switching on electronic device i.e Handphone while the aircraft (G's flight ex KUL to AOR - AKXXXX) was still on the runaway, taxing towards to arrival/ departure bay at Alor Star's Sultan Abdul Halim Airport, Kepala Batas (near that Sungai Padang Terap - ahaks!)

  • Case description: As flight Air Asia AK(flight number tidak dapat dikenalpasti) landed safely at Alor Star's Sultan Abdul Halim Airport at 1955hrs, on Sunday September 25th, 2005, and while the aircraft was still taxing from the runaway to the arival/ departure bay, it was told by Nurlea, si penuduh, bahawasanya, si tertuduh, Ginger (mati la GG!), telah dengan sengaja switched on kan her Nokia handphone. This act is/ was/ will be (mati la all tenses!) very serious and it could lead to the aircraft into danger as the engine of the aircraft was still running.

Let's hear what Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah has to say about this case; Tell us what actually happened on the eve of that incident:
    Your honor, and the rest of the floor members of the blog - Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarokatuh semua. 1st things 1st nah. On the evening of Sunday, September 25th, at somewhere around 1930hrs, I sent an sms to Ginger, telling her that I might be 10 minutes late. You see, I was supposed to pick her up at the airport, in her Honda (the car yang hanya mampu dimilikki oleh those berkelayakkan - mati la those yang bergaji kurang dari RM5K! Opss!). And lepas mek sent that sms, I received a report msg on my hp as "PENDING MSG" i.e msg belum masuk ke phone G. That explained to me that she was still onboard the flight and her HP was off la kan. So anyways, I arrived at the airport at 1945hrs, and the aircraft belum sampai. So me waited outside the car, just by the end of the runaway, dimana I could see the clear sky, and the runaway lights were on, indicatin' the flight was about to land. Tunggu punya tunggu, finally, 1950hrs, the aircraft landed safely. And the aircraft reached the penhujung runaway tu, I was like... "Owh what the heck, meh la nak hantaq satu lagi sms, saje nak mengenakan si G nih nanti bile dia on kan her hp". As I was typing the sms (which I planned to type "Gal, look outside the window. BITCH I'm waving at you! WAVE BACK!" Hehehe), a report came in and states "MESSAGE DELIVERED/ SENT" - AA-HAH! At that point I knew, SHE dah switched on her hp WALAUPUN the aircraft was STILL taxing its way to the arrival/ departure bay! Your honor, coming from the airline/ aviation background (yes yes, I've been a crew with MAS before this your honor... heheheeh) I KNOW this is a serious offence. Switching on the handphone while the aircraft's engines are still running, could lead to a disaster! It could still interfere with the aircraft system. Waktu tu jugak lah I sent another SMS to her SEBAB I KNOW she WILL receive that SMS dalam flight tu (the reason why I sent her that sms sebab couple of days ago, she did say something about she never violates the airline/ aircraft safety requirements segala bagai nih!)

      "B*tch! U switched on your phone while the aircraft is still taxing! You know what it could do to the aircraft system!"

    Did she reply? NO, she didn't (not immediately la kan). Her immediate reply was when she saw me at the arrival hall. Her immediate reply was "HOLD MY BAG GAL! Mek nak KENCING DULU!" Hanjeng tak your honor? Errr... I mean, not you of course, I mean, her, si tertuduh tu!

    After she keluar from the toilet, she refused to discuss about this (see! Nampak sangat dia salah your honor!) Need I point out her that as an ex cabin crew, I STILL can recall the safety announcement yang dibuat immediately after boarding, after take off and also again prior before landing which clearly states... (ehem... betul˛ sanggul croissant stewardess mek...)

      After boarding/ Before take off - "... bla bla bla... THE USE OF CELLULAR TELEPHONES AND PAGERS ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED WHILE ONBOARD THE AIRCRAFT. Please refer to our cabin crew for the use of OTHER electronic devices as certain equipmenst/ devices MAY INTERFERE WITH THE AIRCRAFT SYSTEM... bla bla bla..."

      After take off announcement - "Ladies and Gentlemen, the fasten seat belt sign is now. But for your own safety, we request you to keep your seatbelts fastened whenever you are seated. You may now use your electronic devices. HOWEVER, THE USE OF CELLULAR TELEPHONES AND PAGERS ARE STILL STRICTLY PROHIBITED... bla bla bla bla"

    See you honor? Annoucement telahpun dibuat - NAMUN, some ppl (sambil jeling tajam dan menuding jari yang bercincikan berlian besau kearah Ginger yang asiklah belum habis buffing her nails tu), TETAP NAK ONkan HP!

    I demand she gives out a clear explaination on her action, in the comment area, PRONTO your honor! She purposely violated the law of the aviation/ airline! Thank you...

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JUDGE: THIS HEARING WILL BERSAMBUNG ESOK OR LUSA OR WHENEVER ADE UPDATE PASAL KES NIH YER. AS FOR NOW, GINGER DE LA LOCA, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO FILL OUT THE COMMENT FORM AT THE END OF THIS ENTRY, STATING A CLEAR CUT EXPLAINATION ON YOUR ACTION REGARDING THIS MATTER. THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS OFFENCE, AND UNLESS YOU CAN PROVIDE A GOOD EXPLAINATION COMMENT, YOU MAY BE FACING THESE: (nyeh, baik kau comment entry nih nyeh, defend siket diri kau tu kalau kau rase kau tak salah! Mati la Miss AA! HEHEHE)
    - No more flying with Air Asia; instead, fly MAS! And purchasing of tickets must be from Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee's travel agency.
    - No usage of hp for a year - handphone anda akan diserahkan pada sipenuduh (free˛ jer LL dapat guna hp kau nyeh! BAIK kau defend diri kau siket!); and that means no more sms-ing with all those abang˛ askars from merata stations (mati la supplier abang˛ askars, LeeZ! - click HERE to contact the supplier/ place your orders... hiks! Mati la mek!)
    - No more supply of Susu Soya dan juga Teh Hijau! (Heheheh - TETAP kan nak naikkan nama GG! LOL!)

This court / hearing session will be continued... hiks! (that is if the tertuduh decides to keluarkan statement! Hiks!)






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Posted at 12:14:13 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Fuck U
September 26, 2005   06:42 AM PDT
 
fuck u
Z
September 26, 2005   07:18 AM PDT
 
mr or mrs fuck u....apalah pengecutnya berani swearing kat sini jer....tak puas hati ajaklah tuan punya blog lawan lumba lari ker, lawan congkak ker....
Nurlea Laurielle
September 26, 2005   08:19 AM PDT
 
heheheheh Abang Z... nama dia tu 'f**k u' ke? Kesian kan? Orang mesti kalau nak call dia, kena CARUT muka dia baru dia nak menyahut. HEHEHEHE - kalau nak jadik lalat yang menghentam muka aku nih pun, at least, jgn lah tunjuk kebodohan diri sendiri. nih tak, pi letak nickname as 'F*ck U' katanya! HEY 'F*CK U' si pemberi komen - hahah - 'F*CK URSELF LAH!' LOL! tergelak kejaps mek bukak˛ pc pagi nih! LOL!
MGaruda indonesia ®
September 26, 2005   08:24 AM PDT
 
*sambil mengilatkan kuku*

YOUR HONOR, i tak perlu buang masa i kat dalam mahkamah nih.

i akan sexplain semuanya kat dalam buku i yg bertajuk "50 SEBAB KENAPA GINGER MENG-ON KAN HP NYER" berada di pasaran bulan depan...

*trus mencapai beg Ferragamo & melangkah keluar dari mahkamah*
Nurlea Laurielle
September 26, 2005   08:36 AM PDT
 
PLEASE RESPOND to permintaan court as ur testimonial (comment) will be the PENYAMBUNG PERBICARAAN!!! Hiks! MATI LA KAU!
MGaruda indonesia ®
September 26, 2005   08:51 AM PDT
 
*sambil tangan ditarik oleh BAILIFF dipaksa masuk semula ke court*

MG: Hey apa nih, jgn sentuh beg Ferragamo I, jantan sial. Beg ni lagi mahal dari gaji ko setahun tau! *sambil memekik kat BAILIFF*

Judge: Order! order!

MG: I bukan apa Yg Arif. I tak suka org pegang2 & tarik I sbb I rasa macam selebriti plak haha *sambil tersengih menunjukkan giginya yg tersusun rapi, takde yg terjongket occay!*

Judge: Miss G, we're talking about your case here...

MG: Oh... right... Yg Arif, si parakemari tu cakap semua henset akan menggangu sistem navigasi pesawat. jadi bila pesawat dosi landing...

Jusge: DOSI?? Apakah ittieww?

MG: Overtau!! Bila pesawat DAH landing, tak perlulah lagi sistem navigasi pesawat kan? Perluker nak nagivasi pesawat di atas landasan? Kan? Kan? Kan?

LL: Objeksi!!

MG: Oh SHUTTUP, ENUFF!!

Judge: Matilah korang... baik mek balik skarang. COURT IS ADJOURENED... *menghempas gravel*
Nurlea Laurielle
September 26, 2005   09:17 AM PDT
 
HAHAHAH! Mek suka mek suka! Tunggu la kes ini di sambung nanti! PASTI HANGAT! KITA TGK SIAPE YANG SALAH! hahahahah mati la judge tu yang tanya "DOSI" tu ape tapi MAMPU CAKAP 'ITIEWWW'?!?!?!? LOL!
imahlenggok
September 26, 2005   10:39 AM PDT
 
I m appointed as a devil's advocate..runn***( sampil pin baju yang longgar utk dikebayakan..dgn sanggul geding2 pengantin) voley??

"your honor..
According to the drama, both of them should be remanded in custody!!
Case closed!!

matilamak*
Imanatasha
September 26, 2005   11:28 PM PDT
 
kikikiki... kendo la Bailif tuh.. tasteee!



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