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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Cinderalolo... twinnya si Cinderella - Episode 3 (The finale)



Episode 1 and Episode 2


Sedutan dari episode 2...

Anyways, Cinderalolo had a wonderful time at the ball... But, all of a sudden, everything changed. The prince was touching her face when suddenly... "Eh, asal tajam sangat kat bawah dagu you nih?" Mati lah itiew Kak Lin... hehehe. But actually, bukannye dagu bahagia nya itiew yang tajam, it was her susuks coming out already! And then she heard the sound of the clock: the first stroke of midnight katanya!!! LARI!!!!!!! And without a word of goobye (sambil lagu background ditukarkan kpd Take a Bow by LeeUKdonna), she slipped from the Prince's muskul arms and ran down the steps. As she ran she lost one of her glass slippers (tu lah, getek tau nak feeling pakai size kasut 7 padahal sebenarnye kakinya size 10! Oppsss! Mati la Vincci pembekal kasut peponen!), but not for a moment did she dream of stopping to pick it up! Kalau dia stopped, kang tak sepasal pecah lobang. And so she fled and vanished into the night, ala ala Zorro itiew - disappeared into thin air...

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By the time the two stepsistas and the step mom sampai rumah, Cinderalolo dah pun berbauk buruk bagai kembali; her mega monster fishy coach with blue hyppo and bodyguard and driver bagai semua dah turned back into their original form. And while the three of them sebok˛ feeling˛ penat (walhal tak der pon diaorang menari dengan prince tu pong), Cinderalolo buat˛ bodoh, masuk ke living room and asked them how was the evening like? (perlu ke buat˛ bodoh? LOL!)

"So how was it???" Cinderalolo sounded so teruja askin' her two so-called tired stepsistas...

"I danced with him!" said Fiebiedrizella

"I french kissed him sambil raba˛ ciknek dia ok! Sama macam mek buat kat Bali waktu mek pi dengan GG dulu tu... ooppss!" sambung Jingganastasia...

"While I.... I erm... I had fun dancing with the KING" and the mother tiri also tannak mengalah nih...

'Haiyoh!!!!!!! Propah! Semua propah! Mek tau MEK yang menari raba ciknek bagai dengan princie tu. Feeeeling la depa semua nih! Sama naik dengan sepupu diaorang yang sorang tu, Miss GG itiew! Oppss!' Cinderalolo thought to herself, sambil tersenyum...

"Motif senyum!?!" said Jingganastasia...

"Gila menghoyan la tu. Kan tadi siang dia feeling nak menari dengan the prince la ape bagai! Koser!" cepat jer si Fiebiedrizella tu sambung...

'Whatever lah... janji mek la itiew misteri gurlie itiew! Mati la korang feeling overdose!' said Cinderalolo to herself, again, as she picked up her stepsistas shoes, wigs, bra, padding segala bagai yang dicampak˛kan begitu aje...

"Come along girls... its beauty sleep time..." kerah the step mother. Ceh, beauty sleep? That'll take them FOREVER! LOL!

And so balik ke istana, the princie was so now madly, deeply in love with Cinderalolo (but of course, the prince didn't know who Cinderalolo was la kan... so classic!), walked here and there in his castle, pikiaq pi pikiaq mai, pegang nih the glass slipper yang he picked up just after Cinderalolo was out of sight lagi tu. After a while, he said to his ministers, "U ols! Mek nak u ols go and search everywhere for the drag queen feeling woman yang kakinya would fit this glass slipper. Mek will never be content until I find her, tau u ols!!" Motif Prince menggunakan perkata˛ seperti 'mek' dan 'u ols˛'? Gibek ke prince nih? Sedehhhh lah kalau dapat tau Princie tu bottom, mati lah Cinderalolo kena jadik top! Oppss! So anyways, the ministers pon asik lah cobakan the slipper on the foot of all the dragqueen in the kingdom...

"Mother! Owh MOTHER! Did you hear!?!?! It was on CNN and Astro @15 ok!!! The prince tu gayboy patah ok!!!!!" - errrr.... I don't think this is the actual script Jingganastasia was suppose to read. AGAIN PLEASE!

"Mother! Owh MOTHER! Did you hear!?!?! It was on CNN and Astro @15 ok!!! The prince tu dah sent out his people to search for the girl!!! Mrasalah kejap lagik dia akan sampai and testkan kat kaki we ols also!!!!!" that's more like it! Hiks. And by this time, total chaos dah jadik rumah tu. Jingganastasi and Fiebiedrizella sebok nih lari kiri kanan depan belakang carik somethin' suitable to wear, appropriate for the minister and the geng to see bile diaorang sampai nanti. Yang penting the Mak Tiri also sebok nih, nak kelihatan cantik˛ also! Dan waktu nih la... Cinderalolo pecah lobang!

"Owh yes, I'm sure the prince finally figured out it was my glass slipper...." dan started to dance her way, sebijik cam dia menari malam tu with the prince. And waktu nih la the Mak Tiri punya mata from blue jadi red, scanning through perangai Cinderalolo when all of a sudden, Lucibadarsiloffer tetiber boleh bercakap katanya!

"Yes u ols, THAT'S RIGHT! Memang Lolo lah that girl kat the ball tu, u ols! Mrasalah kurung dia segera u ols!!!!" - binatang sangat kan perangai!? E eh? Wait a minute. Lucibadarsiloffer IS a cat... memang la binatang! LOL!

And what happened next, nah, berlakunya kes dera u ols. Mak Tiri itiew tarik nih rambut ori Cinderalolo yang nan ado itiew, tarik sekuat˛ hati dan heret the poor unfortunate soul masuk ke bilik store dan locked her up! Haiyoh! Kesian kan? Kalau nak lock her up pon, lock la dia kat kitchen ker. At least, leh dia melantak while dikurung, kan? *mati la spare tyres lagik!*

And so, lepas tu, the menteri tiba katanya with the glass slipper. Nah, ape lagik - Jingganastasia tried, dinch bol. Fiebiedrizella tried pong, dinch bols katanya "I'm sure it's mine. Maybe kaki mek membesar kot? U ols know la kan, dancing all night, my kaki was practically killing... sakit sangat u ols!" Duh!? Dan yang teramat lah penting, THE MAK TIRI ALSO nak try katanya!

Waktu living room rumah tu kecoh, Jackzaru dan CDgus tgh sebok nih cuba nak selamatkan Cinderalolo. Macam˛ diaorang cuba ok. Finally Jackzaru ade idea... "LETS U OLS! Calling˛ itiew Fairy Mak Esah God Mother itiew!!!!"

"But how u ols!? We don't know where she is now! She could be in Mindeff? She could be in Transit!? And for all u know, she could be in either Jakarta, or Bali, or Bangkok, doin' misi ketenteraman tentera u ols! HOW!?!?!" sampuk CDgus...

"Ah-hah! U're wrong! Mek disinik u ols! Thanks to Miss Air Asia, mek tiba sepantas kilat dengan penerbangan AK303 Air Asia dari Neverland! Curlast tak!? Hiks!" tetiber the Fairy muncul to save the day.

"See, I told you, Lolo couldn't be Miss Air Asia. She's trapped in the store room, kan?" is this part of the script? Or simply ayat nak menyata-defend-kan bahawasanya Lolo is not Miss Air Asia? LOL!!!!

Ok - back to the story! Saat paling vast sangat u ols! As the ministers were about to leave the house, sambil bertanya... "Are you sure, dah tak der org lain dah dalam rumah ni?", tiba˛...

Dengan lagu background "A moment like this" nyanyian LeeUK Clarkson, Cinderalolo tetiber muncul dalam scene itiew...

"Please, sir! May I try it on!?"

"That awful untidy girl simply cannot have been at the ball, so tak mungkin kasut tu milik dia, u ols!!!" snapped the stepmother katanya!

"Madam - my orders were, EVERY dragqueen!" Nahh!!! Zast! Minister itiew katanya telah SEBkan (shaddap, enuff, ban) the mother tiri!

Dan finally, seperti permintaan director of the movie, the glass slipper fitted perfectly.

"No! It cannot be!!!!" snapped the stepmother AGAIN, tetap nih tak puas hati walaupun di SEB kan tadi. "Tell the Prince he ought to marry one of my two daughters, ok!! Can't you see how ugly Cinderolol is! Can't you see?" over lah nak repeat statement can't u see katanya!

Suddenly the fairy appeared again depan diaorang, with CDgus and JackZaru by the side... "That's enough!!!!" Haiyoh! Mak ayam Fairy sentap ke u ols!?

In a flash, Cinderalolo appeared in a splendid dress,shining with youth and beauty (heheheh, youth? Dinch kertu ok! LOL! Mati la SOYA BEAN and GREEN TEA!). Her stepmother and stepsistas ala˛ gazed at her in full amazement, and the ministers said,

"Come Lovers' Handswith us, tanned with bronzer on ur face, maiden! The Prince awaits to present you with his engagement ring!" So Cinderalol joyfully went with them, and lived happily ever after with her Prince. (masalahnya, siapa top siapa bottom uols!? Siapa yang ikat sanggul rambut nih!? Mek confused japs!)

Whatever happened to the two stepsistas and the stepmom and that cat itiew!?!?!? Well, lets just say that, there goes their social life - that's it! No life terus katanya. Mesti upset habis kan? LOL!

And so... the Prince and Cinderalolo pon lived, happily ever after... di Grand Continental!!! Hiks! Ape kes? Motif Grand Continental? EHEHEEH -Mrasalah tanya CDgus tu u ols. Dia tau citer. Cuba just tanya dia... "WHAT HAPPENED AT GRAND CONTINENTAL IN 1997!?!?!?" Hahahaha - laaaaariiiiiiiiiiiiii! Mati la mek!

The end...





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Posted at 3:03:03 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

faizaru
September 21, 2005   03:36 AM PDT
 
ehh...hanjs sgt...apanye kisah di GRAND CONTINENTAL itieww??LL lesvo ngn CD first time kt situ ke hapa...
Nurlea Laurielle @ Home
September 21, 2005   03:45 AM PDT
 
Dinch u ols!!!! Tanya lah CD! Dia tau! Mek ngan MISS Ginger pon dah tau! Mati la mak ayam nabilla dan bebudak Jitra! LOL!!!!
CD
September 21, 2005   11:32 AM PDT
 
Dinch volleh cerita dalam ni u ols... nanti ada org petik buat cerita dalam Majalah Mastika bulan Disember pulak.. sebab kejadian iteww sungguh terlarang oleh agama ... *maatilah main dalam bath tub!



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