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Monday, September 19, 2005

Cinderalolo... twinnya si Cinderella - Episode 2


From the 1st Episode... (click HERE to read the 1st Episode which includes names of the whole cast!)

"Don't be alarmed, LOLS!" said the fairy - motif LOLS? Hehehe. "The Katarinawind blew me your sighs itiew. I know you would love to go to the ball and meet the prince with the balls itiew, kan u ols? And dengan adenya mek, so you shall go, sundel!!"

"Err.... what ball???" asked Cinderalolo, very confused. Gilo ke apo nih? 'What on earth is this fairy talkings abouts lah?' sentak hati Cinderalolo.

"E eh? What do you mean, WHAT BALL? The dance, the party... haiyoh!!! Hello!?!?!? Snappy2!" Fairy itiew ala ala seperti sentap sedikits. Hiks!

"Er... u ols, we havent't come to that part just yet. Perutusan dari Istana Rumah Urut Matahari pong, yang sepatutnya dibawa oleh Penyampai MJ Nory pon belum sampai lagi u ols!" terangnya Cinderalolo to the fairy mak esah Godmother itiew.

"Haiyoh! Yer ke? Mek terFUTURE tense piula. Sorry! I'll be back later, nah? Hehe.." Hiks... and within split seconds she's gone, climbing up on the chimney...

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The very next day, Cinderalolo was busy doin' her usual work, when the door bell berbunyi memecah kesunyian mansion itiew. She rushed to the door, and seperti tahu², its was the Penyampai MJ dari Istana Rumah Urut Matahari, Nory Kurip Kuriyapan...

"A msg from his royal highness the king! Please get this invitation card to the owner of the mansion, thank you!" - tu je dialogue Nory? Haiyoh! Extra sangat, kan? LOL!!! Mati la mek!

Cinderalolo did not wasted any time - terus dia naik ke tingkat atas to see her step mom Lady DelaImah dalam the music room, teaching her two 'lovely' daughters singin' "Di Bawah Pokok Klapak"... feeling nak masuk AF la tu! Although, Cinderalolo was specifically told not to disturb them, tapi...

Knock²!!!

"Owh dear step mother..." perlahan saje Cinderalolo berkata² (takut kena sembur la tu!)

"Lolo! I specifically told you never to interrupt!!!!" tengkingnya mak tiri itiew, lari!!!

"But this just arrived from the palace..." Berani mampos nih jawab mak tirinya itiew!

"From the palace!?!?!" Serentak nih the two stepsistas menjerit sambil lari² itik kearah Cinderalolo...

"Give it to me!" Fiebiedrizella suddenly snatched the invitation card from Cinderalolo...

"No, let me have it!" Nah, Jingganastasia pulak dah snatched from Fiebiedrizella. Kexi lah!

"Thank you but I'll read it...." THAT'S IT! Rebut pi rebut mai, mak tiri depa jugakkk dapet!

"There seems to be a ball, in honor of his highness..."

"The kertu king!?!?!" Again, serentak the two stepsistas berkata² - MOTIF the KING? Ngong lah.

"No silly, the PRINCE!" First time mak tiri depa laser depa nih, Cinderalolo gelak jer lah nengok gelagat her two stepsistas sambil fikirannya bermain²... 'Katanya US grad! Mati la Ivy League!'

"Ouuuuuuuuuu!!! The prince!!!!!" Dinch lah perlu mek cakap yang they said this serentakly also!

"And it says every eligible drag queen is to attend..." sambung mak tiri itiew...

"Why, that's us!??!?! We're so eligible!!!" - die lah CLEO Mag!

"That means I can go to..." tetiber nih Cinderalolo bersuara, mampos lah kau!

"YOU!? Goin' to the ball!?!?! Dancing with the prince!?!? Perlu ke berangan! Next station Jelatek, kau pikir kau CANTIK!?!?!?! Sudah! Kertu de la past tense! Hanj sangat ade hati nak ke party itiew! You're nothing! Lalats pong tak hengen tgk muka kau nyeh! HAHAHAHA" - told you, mampos lah kau Cinderalolo berani mampos feeling nak pergi also. Nah, kan dah kena ketawa dengan Jingganastasi!

Kata² itiew very der menikam nusuk kalbu hati Cinderalolo. Sedeh sangat stepsistasnya sanggup cakap cam tu. But what to do, reality check, she had no choice. Dia terpaksa bekerja keras since lunch time sampai ke petang, siapkan the two stepsistas - siapkan dresses, accessories lah, wigs Jenny la, shoes and what not - sampaikan ke make up pon Cinderalolo had to do... (kalau harapkan those two stepsistas make up sendiri, harus la hausly kelabu make up masing²! Aiyoh! Mati lah event Miss Two Faces! LOL!)

So anyways, siap pi siap mai (not to mention, Cinderalolo also had to siapkan the Mak Tiri - ala ala "Lolo! Siapkan mek! Make me look like Joan Collins!!!" - Joan Collins katanya? Jonet Keling can ah? LOL! Mati la mek - lariiiiiiiiiii!!!) sampai lah pukul 7.30 lebih, when it's time for them to leave for the ball.

"Bye PRINCESS... selamat berangan!" sindir Fiebiedrizella sewaktu she was goin' out of the mansion...

"Gi la menari dengan your penyapu sampah kat dapur tu ek? Duuuiii!!!" nah, kena lagik, dengan Jingganastasia. Kesian, kesian... haiii...

"Do not worry my dear child... you'll get to go to the ball, in YOUR DREAMS!!!!" finally, mak tiri itiew ALSO nak caraskan Cinderalolo katanya. Mek yang jadik narrator nih pon, tumpang nangis...

And so, Cinderalolo watched in tears as the carriage usang yang membawa those two 'lovely' stepsistas and her stepmom to palace leaves the perkarangan mansionnya itiew... sambil membuat lambaian miss² (mati la feeling nak masuk Miss² lagik katanya! HIKS!) And once the carriage dah out of sight, nah, apa lagik, 100m speed run nih, ke belakang dapur diluar mansion itiew, dan as usual, DQ, nangis lagi la tu... ape lagi kejenye, kan? And as Cinderalolo tgh nangis, suddenly, that 'voice' came back... that suara garau ala ala bapak ghanduk itiew...

"Pssstt!!!! Is it NOW!?" walaupun kaedahnya whispering, tapi mek rase, sebatu pon boleh dengar. Kepit siket u ols! Hiks!

Cinderalolo yang masih menangis itiew pon replied... "Duh!?" And then BOOM! The Fairy Mak Esah Godmother pon muncul in her lovely pink glittering short dress kembang with heels berbulu katanya (not to mention, the bebulus kat kakinya also! Hiks!)

"Don't be despare my child, heads up gal! Lick the tits and blow the gum, look out palace matahari de Ciksit here she cumms!!!!!!!!!!" katanya Fairy itiew, penuh confidensi nih!

"Hello!? Like, reality check please. How can I go? Kalau nak pergi jugak, mek kena feeling² woman, dinch pecah lobang as drag ok! And IF I'm goin', what am I goin' to wear? These old rags?" Cinderalol replied. "The servants will turn me away! - even the LALATS pon will turn me away ok!"

The fairy smiled her plastic fake smile saje, listening to Cinderalolo membebel. With a flick of her magic wand yang persis tongkat orang² buta itiew, Cinderalolo found herself wearing the most beautiful dress, the loveliest ever seen in the realm, of course designed and created by the famous designer, Volkvw ChandrOng (designer nih ade darah kacukan family Bernard Chandran dan Michael Ong - tu yang dapat ChandrOng tu, curlast dak? LOL!) That settled bab dress, now her looks. The Fairy, dalam keadaan separuh terkejut...

"HAIYOH! Perlu ke berbauk bagai semua masih!? And, haiyoh, got bul² dada also? And what is this, KETI also? And not to forget, the wild bushy leggies!?!?!? NANGIS!!!!!! But fear not my child, I have a solution..." said the Fairy sambil keluarkan something from her Mary Poppin's floralbag itiew...

"Nah, here's a Gillette twin shaver with shaving cream - now go upstairs and do your magic in the toilet! Leave me at peace, while I figure out the means of transportation for you to go to the ball, nah? Now shuhhh! Go!" kejarnya Fairy itiew. And as usual, Cinderalolo run pecut 100m masuk kedalam mansion itiew dan up she went to the first floor and into the toilet and started shaving whatever things she needed to shave, sambil pasang lagu Body Beautifuler, nyanyian LeeUK also... hiks!

"Now that mek dah settled the matter of the dress," said the Fairy, "mek need to get that Lolo a transport. A real lady would never go to a ball on foot! Quick! Get me a... a... cat!!!" she ordered Jack and Gus! Motif, CAT!? And so, the only Cat yang ADO dalam this cerita is Lucibadarsiloffer jer la, kan? So, Gus and Jack tricked the cat to come out ke belakang mansion tu. And they managed to do that, and once Lucibadarsiloffer keluar jer, the Fairy dah ready dah menunggu, and terus turned the cat into... a... Blue Hyppo????????! MOTIFNYA!?! (nyeh, sah sah Blue Hyppo TMNET Streamyx yang sponsor cerita nih, harus lah kena ada unsur bodek sikit, kan? And what better way to bodek, then to bring in the mascot of TMNET iaitu the Blue Hyppo itiew into the scene. Tadaaaaaa! HIKS!)

"Oh of course, we do need... a erm, tulang ikan?" sambungnya the Fairy. Gus and Jack still pening lah. Motif, TULANG IKAN? This is Cinderalolo not Bawang Putih Bawang Merah!? Haiyoh! Whatever lah. And so they found a tulang ikan, and then, dari tulang ikan, terus jadi ala ala a fine coach limo nih, with 18 wheels nih (mek rase mek tau mai mananya those 18 wheels - tu, tulang² rangka ikan itiew, kan!? LOL!). It's like the pumpkin coach, but only, its a limo shaped ala ala ikan with 18 wheels, attached with a blue hyppo - grand dak? Grand kan? And when does Gus ngan Jack nak masuk into the scene nih? Ahah!!!! The Fairy decided to turn the two lovely mice into the driver and also the bodyguard... hiks! GusCd jadik the driver, and JackZaru jadik the bodyguard for Cinderalolo. Classic, kan!?!?! Hiks!

And by the time semua nih dah siap, Cinderalolo pon dah habis shaving katanya... and when she came down... she could hardly believe her eyes.

"A fish-shaped Coach with 18 wheels? Monster!!! Coolness!" tu jer yang Cinderalolo managed to say. But there seemed to be one small problem also... Cinderalolo masih belum bermake up katanya!

"Never der mind - you should go au natural! Feeling woman sikit!" Maaati la kau Fairy, kan? Feeling la sangat, sebenarnya dah malas la tu! HAHAHA. Cinderalolo pun, apa lagi, berbekalkan music nyanyia LeeUK, Survivenyah, terus lah, tenyeh Krayolan number 8 yang sehabis tan itiew, sekali dengan Miyami number 3 sebagai compact, sedikit bronzer dimukanya, disapukan sedikit shading pipi dan dagu, serta hanya berbekalkan lipgloss natural shining itiew, dan selepas buat kening, terus pakai eyeliner yang tebal dan diikuti dengan melekatkan bulu mata pelesu number 123 + number 115 (semuanya 4 lapis), dan sarung wig Scarlette yang RM999.99 itiew - and THAT'S IT! Done katanya! Simple... hiks!!! Make up sendiri nih, curlast! LOL!

NOW baru dia ready to go to the ball katanya...

"You will soon see that the Prince (wallahua'lam la sape yang pegang watak ni, LOL!), in whose honour the ball is being held, will be enchanted by your loveliness and your ketidakpecahanlobangan. But remember! You must leave the ball at midnight and come home. For that is when the spell ends. Everything will turn back to it's original form... and you - your susuk² bauk janggut bagai and what not will timbul, and also, you will be dressed again in rags and wearing clogs instead of these dainty little glass slippers! Do you understand?" Cinderalolo smiled and said, "Yes mak ayam!!" Hehehe... mak ayam katanya! Hiks!

And away she went!!!

When Cinderalolo entered the ballroom at the palace, a hush fell. Everyone stopped in mid-sentence to admire her elegance, her beauty and grace (mek feeling sangat sentense nih! MEK SUKA MEK SUKA!!!!). "Who can that be?" people asked each other. The two stepsisters also wondered who the newcomer was... "Nyeh, muka dia itiew bukan ke macam muka that Miss yang ko penah kalahkan waktu Miss Univeser 2003 itiew, yang dapat 2nd runner-up yang lari turun stage nangis macam org kena rogol itiew?" bisik Fiebiedrizella pada Jingganastasia yang sedang kerut² sambil gigit jari... "Tah la u ols. Macam yer je? Tapi, it couldn't be lah... could it?" Jingganastasia masih tak pasti... The mak tiri also very der curiga (sambil lagu Curiga dinyanyikan oleh LeeUK as background music)... "Macam pernah kulihat, tapi di mana ya? Hmmmm..."

When the prince set eyes on Cinderalolo, he was struck by her beauty. The prince pon berjalan lah towards her, and asked her to dance with him... "Tanggo? Latin? Salsa? Stripdance? Ballroom? Slow?" Cinderalolo kekwat nihhhh, mentang² penah bergelar showgirl - e eh? BILA MASA!? LOL!!!! And to the great disappointment of all the young ladies (not to mention, some kertu ladies also), he danced with Cinderalolo all evening katanya - NANGIS! Mek pong tumpang nangis! "Who are you, tanned drag queen?" the Prince kept asking her. Dalam otak Cinderalolo "Motif dragqueen? Make up simple² au natural nih pun, pecah lobang ke!? NANGIS!" tapi, she didn't la jawab cam tu. Nak mampos. She only replied: "What does it matter who I am! You will never see me again anyway." Waaahhh! Confidensi nih! Ke, kekwat feeling jual mahal? Hmmmm...

"Oh, but I shall, I'm quite certain!" he replied. Kenape the prince sort of like sounded like csi_X ek? Ish!

Anyways, Cinderalolo had a wonderful time at the ball... But, all of a sudden, everything changed. The prince was touching her face when suddenly... "Eh, asal tajam sangat kat bawah dagu you nih?" Mati lah itiew Kak Lin... hehehe. But actually, bukannye dagu bahagia nya itiew yang tajam, it was her susuks coming out already! And then she heard the sound of the clock: the first stroke of midnight katanya!!! LARI!!!!!!! And without a word of goobye (sambil lagu background ditukarkan kpd Take a Bow by LeeUKdonna), she slipped from the Prince's muskul arms and ran down the steps. As she ran she lost one of her glass slippers (tu lah, getek tau nak feeling pakai size kasut 7 padahal sebenarnye kakinya size 10! Oppsss! Mati la Vincci pembekal kasut peponen!), but not for a moment did she dream of stopping to pick it up! Kalau dia stopped, kang tak sepasal pecah lobang. And so she fled and vanished into the night, ala ala Zorro itiew - disappeared into thin air... And so this cerita, will continue in its final 3rd episode, esok... nah? Hiks! Tungguu.... TO BE CONTINUED





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Posted at 1:10:38 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

faizaru
September 19, 2005   09:49 AM PDT
 
ahahaha..hanjeng sgt fairy kasik RAZOR sendiri suruh tebas....xde magic hilang buls ke,at least kasik la zet zet cahaya laserr

bauk2 yg jatuh kene cukur tuh tak jatuh atas dress CHANDRONG tuh ke?harus la lekat2 aksesori tambahan de la bauk segala hiks...
Nurlea Laurielle
September 19, 2005   01:34 PM PDT
 
u ols! susuk² cukuran tu dinch lah jatuh bagai semua kat dress ape.... once shave jer, shaver tu akan sedut susuk² tu, ala ala hightech siket! Takk kotor. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE mati la mek dengan bebulus mek!
Adam
September 19, 2005   04:20 PM PDT
 
Cooooollllll. Great story. Tak sabor nak tunggu 3rd Episode. Macam samarinda lah plak....Ahaks!!!



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