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Saturday, September 17, 2005

Cinderalolo... twinnya si Cinderella



The Cast


Cinderalolo: Lea Lolly (Aiyoh!!! Dah jadik patut Ba(r)bi ke dia SKARANG? Present tense? Mati lah segalanya kejung keras!! LOL!)

Evil Mak Tiri, Lady DellaImah Delalengg: Imah Lenggok (Nyeh, mek takut nyeh dapat mak tiri cam nih! Lari!!!)

1st stepsista, Fiebiedrizella (yang feeling mata juling di kanan sekali dalam pic): Fiebie
2nd stepsista busuk, Jingganastasia (yang feeling rambut putih persis ketua hakim negara punye wiggerinas itiew lah... hik! Dalam pic tu, paling kiri. Hiks!!!): Ginger de la Loca
And the other one, yang tgh² itiew - sepupu diaorang jer, Miss GG - tak penting pon (mati la 'red-carpet' treatment everywhere she goes... heheh)

Fairy Mak Esah Godmother: LeeZ, pelakon terkenal, serta model utama utk TUDM dan TLDM (makan hati tgk wardrobe master carik heels berbulu cam itiew utk Mak Esah Godmother itiew... nangis!)

Gus the mice (slighly berisi dan kemetots one itiew): CDior
Jack the mice (kurus one): KunichiFaizaru, pelakon import dari Jepong

Lucibadarsiloffer the pathetic spoiled cat: BadarSila (executive dari Jabatan Imm Gres yang buat percubaan pertama jadi pelakon tambahan itiew! HEHEHE... mati la mek!)

Prince Charming: Masih belum ade calon yang sesuai. Hiks! Namun, production house tgh try nak dapatkan khidmat pakar runding, Sherits, bagi melancarkan proses memilih anak ikan mana yang sesuai utk memegang watak mencabar nih. Sherits darling, ade tak anak2 ikan u ols yang persis this charming price kat dalam pic ini? (Abaikan the girl next to him tu la kan..., SIAPA TU!?!??! Lalat ka? LOL!)


Language(s):
English dan Bahasa fonen (kelulusan dari pihak store University of Imahlengg)

Studio:
Cikwalt Dickneysit Home Video (Lokasi, belakang Tiger Mart Esso Ampang station)

U.S. Rating:
18SGx3

Canadian Rating:
18SSGGx3

Malaysian Rating:
Rating meter terputus - so cannot rate... (what to do? Movie so ganas sampai rating meter yang digunakan itiew, talimeternye putus ok!)

Genre:
Animation propah (menarique, isn't it?)

Approximate Run Time:
280 minutes (Kalah filem Hindustan ok!)

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lkisahnya once upon a time, ade lah sorang hamba Allah nih, kawin kali kedua, lepas the first wife died of fake-silicon implant kat cikteknye which caused her to suffer brain cancer dan also her life. So anyways, this second wife, by the name of Lady DellaImah Delalengg, the proudest and most mengada²ly prasan dia lah paling muskul (eh, silap, cantik. Heheheh), ade lah dua orang anak pompuan, hasil persetubuhan dengan suami pertama. Dua orang anak nih pulak, sejibik, exactly like the mother in all things. Namanye? Haiyoh - very der sedaps onez; Fiebiedrizella dan Jingganastasia - mek pengsan japs!

On the other hand, shuben yang kawin kali kedua tadik tu, dengan the 1st wife itiew (yang dah slamat meninggal itiew), had a young (dinch kertu ok!) daughter, Cinderalolo - tapi of unparalleled goodness and sweetness of temper (dinch DQ!), dan so obvious she got it from her late mother chicken, who was the best creature in the world according to the shuben (the father tu la) - musti kes service power nih, hmmmm....

Sebaik saje lepas habis jer majlis 'malam pertama' si father kertuest itiew with the evil and wicked stepmother itiew, the father died pulak! (nobody seems to know what der happened tapi suspection, kes kematian misteri ini ada kaitannya dengan Misteri Nusantara - e eh? Mati lah itiew pengacara!) Soon, actually, no sooner lepas majlis pengkebumian the late father itiew, the mak tiri began to show herself in her true colors (sambil nyanyikan lah Colors of the wind - penyanyi OA ialah LeeUK of Warmer Mak Ayam Bros Music...). Sentap sangat² dia tgk kecantikan serta kelembutan dan keayuan si Cinderalolo yang lebih mudah dipanggil Lolo (hmmm, lainnn ajo! LOL!!!). Anyways, the more the stepmother tgk Lolo, with the good qualities of this pretty girl, makin dia sentap, DQ dan menyampah sebab it made her own two daughters nampak lebih cacatted sangat. Namun begitu, despite ketidakserlahan Jingganastasia dan Fiebiedrizella itiew, Lady DellaImah Delalengg itiew tetap provided 'em with all the nicest things, kind thoughts and loving touches semuanye were for her own two spoiled daughters yang... yang... erm, spoiled itiew! And not just the kind thoughts and love, malah new dresses saban hari dari Engy Star Boutique (Ampang Spectrum shopping complex - nak unit address sekali ke? Hehehe), shoes and slippers from Vincci, shawls dari Delhi, delicious food dari KLCC Foodcourt, comfy beds from IKEA, as well as every home comfort - also sponsored by IKEA Mutiara Damansara. All this was laid on for her daughters... lucky bit*hes!

Poor Cinderalolo, she felt VERY, VERY sad. Asik lahhh nangis memanjang (not dq not dq ok!), tapi, that usually happens just before she heads to bed. Siang² she's very calm and relax, dan selalunya buat bodoh saje bila 5M oleh mak tirinya, dan the two step sistas itiew (Mendera, Menghina, Menspeku, Memaki dan Mengupsetkan!) - which apparently buatkan these family of hers nih bertambah sentap, macam... "Haiyoh! Lolo nih dinch makan saman kite ke? Macam² kite suruh, asik lahhh senyum persis menang 1st runner-up ratu, HOW!?" What to do, Cinderalolo dah memang born to be penyabar, loving, dan sungguh murah dengan senyuman... (yo²o sajo, kan!? LOL!)

Cinderalolo selalunya spend long hours, just before dia tiduran, all alone, talking her two best friends, Gus and Jack the tetikus. They'all selalu cakap, "Nak, chiktikmanik. Chiktam tuameng manikchikmeng mayang nak hai hanjeng mahakrewtus. Ongsiktikkrew sawaho vast!" which really meant, "Nyeh, relek sahaj. Suwatus haris nantis pasti mereks akan dapat balasannyier. Cheer up la nonok! U ols have something neither of your stepsisters ado and that is beauty."

Cinderalolo sighed at them, "Oh dear u ols, mek so unhappy ok!!! Mek nak la also be in the limelite kembaliks u ols, berdragon bagai cantik², dipujapuji pija (e eh?) dan mek nak kembals buat shows, dan masuk ratu dan semua² itiew!" (perlu ke Cinderalolo nih nak feeling diva dengan size pinggang persis bapak org boroi beranak 3 coming-soon 4? LOL!)

Suddenly sesuatuh yang amatlah amazing telah berlaku u ols!!! In the kitchen, where Cinderalolo was sitting all by herself dengan her two dearly beloved tikus friends itiew, there was a burst of light (dinch la perlu sebut gold dust bagai semua itiew - belambak ok!) and a fairy appeared persis ropa Mas Idayu dalam album ape tah yang cover album/cd tu penuh dengan bebunga rose ala ala ahli sihiran itiew? Ha... cam itiew lah this beautiful fairy nih looked like. Dengan suara persis American singer LeeZbrandy-rau-keps itiew (LeeZbrandy Garau Kepit Suara - mati la mek - lariii sebelum she turns me into a swan! Heheh...), dia berkata... "Don't be alarmed, LOLS!" said the fairy - motif LOLS? Hehehe. "The Katarinawind blew me your sighs itiew. I know you would love to go to the ball and meet the prince with the balls itiew, kan u ols? And dengan adenya mek, so you shall go, sundel!!"

"Err.... what ball???" asked Cinderalolo, very confused. Gilo ke apo nih? 'What on earth is this fairy talkings abouts lah?' sentak hati Cinderalolo.

"E eh? What do you mean, WHAT BALL? The dance, the party... haiyoh!!! Hello!?!?!? Snappy2!" Fairy itiew ala ala seperti sentap sedikits. Hiks!

"Er... u ols, we havent't come to that part just yet. Perutusan dari Istana Rumah Urut Matahari pong, yang sepatutnya dibawa oleh Penyampai MJ Nory pon belum sampai lagi u ols!" terangnya Cinderalolo to the fairy mak esah Godmother itiew.

"Haiyoh! Yer ke? Mek terFUTURE tense piula. Sorry! I'll be back later, nah? Hehe.." Hiks... and within split seconds she's gone, climbing up on the chimney...

And so will the story nih u ols; it'll bersambung dalam part seterusnya, wallahua'lam bilenye. Hiks! Sabau yer? Hehehe... *mati la mek postpone lagi, lari!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehe... To be continued




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Posted at 1:36:08 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

fiebie
September 17, 2005   05:15 PM PDT
 
fiebiedzrella lah...

cipap sangat tau. mak sukeeee mak sukeeee

(mak paling suka CD jadi tikus - sesuai sangat)
HaTReSs
September 17, 2005   09:19 PM PDT
 
I had a good laugh Lea! Faizaru as Jack Jack.. reminds me of when Faizaru wore the "stitch's" ear in her 'disneyland' entry.. Hehe Jangan Mare ek Faizaru Darling :P
relekjek
September 18, 2005   01:16 AM PDT
 
akekekekeke gambar yang atas skali pinggang saiz berapa noqs !!!! awat gaun tu dah macam sangkar buronggggg !!!! akakekkekekekekeke currrrrrrrrrrlassssssssst !!!!!
Nurlea Laurielle
September 18, 2005   02:12 AM PDT
 
Fiebie...hehehe sangat sesuai kan u ols dengan yg dalam pic tu? cantiksekals! HEHEHE

Hat: HAHAHAHAH ha ah - the reason why i kasik watak JackJack kat itiew Faizaru, simply pasal telinga stich yang dia pakai waktu gi Disneyland Tokyo tu la. Klaka la. Faizaru, nonoqs, jgn marah tau! hehehe

Nurlea Laurielle
September 18, 2005   02:12 AM PDT
 
SANGKAR BURUNG katanya? HAHAHA sesuai la yang pakai tu pong. dah macam burung kakak kertu! LOL!...
Lee Novotny
September 18, 2005   02:15 AM PDT
 
Hhahah hanjeng sangat mak menyanyi veranganz jadik Vanessa Williams..makhayyam bros katanya!! :P Sukaaaaaa
Nurlea Laurielle
September 18, 2005   04:19 AM PDT
 
Lee! heheeh bukan senang tau nak dpat jadi artis bawah naungan Warmer Mak Ayam Bros Music label tau! HEHEHEEH. merdu suara u ols tau! heheheh
natasha abd
September 18, 2005   02:17 PM PDT
 
LOL , Hebat !!!!! cepat sambung ~
Nurlea Laurielle
September 18, 2005   04:29 PM PDT
 
Maaf. Supposed tadi (by 4pm Sunday) mek dah boleh published part 2 tapi suddenly black out sesaat kat umah mek dan thats all it take to wipe off everything mek tgh dok composed kat my blogdrive tu! ARGHHHHHHHHHH TENSION! sabaq nah. Maybe malam nih mek cuba buat balik...
faizaru
September 18, 2005   06:55 PM PDT
 
aiyo mek jadik tikus katanya....nangis sat,tp takpe se'cawan' ngn CD katanya hiks
CD
September 19, 2005   11:54 AM PDT
 
Elehh FB, kau pun apa kurangnya. CUkup sesuai dengan gambar dan watak yg telah dipilih otu. Mak dengar citer, persembahan kau begitu cemerlang masa "Casting Session" iteww hari. LL terus grabbed kau ytk watak itew!

Faizaru.. memandangkan watak kita sekali-sekala je muncul.. jom kita berlessie dikit-sikit dalam cawan tu.. hiks.. cepatlah bukak Zip seluar CD nih..
Name
September 12, 2006   01:37 PM PDT
 
Hi..Hi...orait gak & kim salam sayang kat sebelah prince charming tu ekk...



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