Note: Ade some yang sengaja digembar-gemburkan, ataupun diada-adakan. Ade pulak yang mek sendiri pernah lalui. Ade jugak yang kawan2 mek pernah lalui also. Some memang ade terjadinya kesah2 nih di MRSM BP tapi mek atau kengkawan mek dinch pernah laluinya… lets…

Hantian Case #1: JUITA
^{Sekadar gambaq hiasan - spooky dak? Ehehe...}

Juita was among salah seorang student puteri dalam batch pertama di MRSM BP, way way long long time ago la kirenye. And alkaedahnye, Juita telah terlanjur dengan salah seorang student putera waktu weekend malam kot. Tak sure la bab tu tapi kisahnya memang Juita mengandung lepas itiew. So oleh sebab nak continue her studies, and tannak tanggung malu, and since the boy dinch mau bertanggungjawab atas kandungan Juita (I think that was the main issue, the guy tannak bertanggungjawab. Kexi lahanatz kan?), so Juita decided to gugurkan kandungannya. And she did. And kandungan yang digugurkannya itiew telah ditanam bulat2 kat belakang Block A (dorm mek waktu itiew). Why block A? Sbb during the first batch, block A merupakan block Girls… so, go figure la kan. By the time mek masuk MRSM, block A and B for Boys and block C and D for Girls. And dikatakan, sebelum kejadian itiew, belakang block A memang nothing, tak de pe2. Tapi lepas dia menanam kandungan yang digugurkannya itiew, this huge pokok yang sangat besau u ols, tiba2 muncul. Ala ala macam Bawang Putih Bawang Merah la kirenye- only thing there was no swing/ buaian attached. Kena go FIY. Ehehehe. Ok, so anyways, soon, Juita died too. The boy? I think dia hidup lagi kot, KOT aje lah. Mek also dinch tau. Tapi bermulanya kes student2 boys diganggu, lepas kematian itiew Juita la u ols. She normally picks on those yang notty dan memang ade tabiat buruk2. Tapi, at the same time, walaupun dinch kacau student2 boys lain, but kemunculan dia selalu mengerikan la u ols. Apa2 pun, on certain nights, dia akan lalu INSIDE the dorm block A to get through sampai ke belakang block A utk melawat her baby (the tree I guess).

Like there was this one time, me stayed up lepas prep nak study, Aizul was asleep. Everyone was like fast asleep tapi mek still up up up. Past midnight – silent sangat, except for my walkman mainkan lagu2 mek kat telinga mek nih. Creepy sangat when there was this sound of voice whispering to me and said “Tak tidur lagi?” – NYEH! What was that ok!? I was hearing Janet J kat my walkman, tibe2 ade that EXTRA sound – Nyeh! Mek dinch kisah dah apa apa time itiew. Tutup lampu… tarik selimut, gaya nak baring jer, mata mek meliar jer nampak this form of a white clothed woman with long hair but cannot see her face actually, walking out of my room. THAT’S IT! Terus tidur terketar2 ok. When I told Aizul the next day, she, eh, I mean, he, told me Juita meant no harm. Probably wanted us to sleep early. But can you guys imagine, the fact that, eeeeeeeew! Scarry ok. Betul,. Dia tak kacau kite with scarry 360 degrees head spin with blood vomit everywhere, but STILL!?!!?!?! Haiyoh!!!

In some OTHER cases, I’ve heard that she passed through dorm atas, SEBELAH luar dorm. Meaning to say, dia terbang? Sbb my friend told me his roommate was masturbating imagining sexy girls (so it seems the guy told his roommate, dan roommate dia tu kawan mek… so go figure lah) – so anyways, the my friend tak der dalam bilik. That explains why my friends’ roommie nih amik kesempatan nak cikcap. So, as he was nearly orgasm (so I was told – AGAIN!)- there’s this bayangan outside his room, with suara perempuan, yang waktu tu DISANGKAKAN warden, “Ha… keje nak buat itu. Sudah, gi tidur… jgn sampai saya masuk”. So assuming that it was a warden, kawan I punye roommate nih pun takut la kan, terus tak jadik memuntahkan air maninya yang dah meluak2 itiew. Hehehe – dah jadik 18sx story pulak dah nih? Ehehehe – So as he was pulling his pants up, THAT’S WHEN DIA SEDAR – “Wait a minute? Aku kat dorm atas – dan aku kat dorm LAKI! Mana ade warden perempuan?!?! AND KALAU ADA PUN, MACAM MANA DIA LEH JALAN LUAR DARI BLIK AKU! AKU KAN KAT TINGKAT ATAS!?!?!?!” Nah – budak itiew demam seminggu katanye dan terus lepas tu mek dengar citer dinch suke cikcap lagi.

Satu lagi kes – waktu mek dah jadi senior (form 5) – waktu tu lepas Asar. Kitaorang tgh jalan balik ke dorm when we heard boys kat dorm junior (block B) tgh kecoh 2 student tgh kena rasuk. Sorang nangis2 sorang terketar2 ketawa2. Haiyoh. Gile ke? Mek waktu tu dah dapat tangkap – JUITA! You see, what happened was, these two boys curik2 balik dorm walhal kena gi sembahyang Asar berjemaah kat Surau. They were roommates kot. Katanye, as they reached back into their room, they say they saw this girl berbaring half naked on one of their beds. So apparently, these two stinkin’ low life jerks yang cut sembahyang Asar itiew, sudah teruja. One already bukak baju dan seluar tinggal underwear, sorang lagi dah lucutkan seluar sambil memerhatikan roommatenya dengan aksi ghairah membaham the girl; at the same time tgk2 line clear ke tak. Tak sampai 5 minit, they discovered the girl was not a real – tak tau la apa maksudnye but I’m sure it meant like, she was actually a ghost? Haiyoh – having sex with a ghost, who apparently bermuka hodoh all of a sudden with all the gigi tajam, kuku panjang, rambut dari hitam jadik putih, face all bloody and what not (menurut the student yang melihat roommatenya dengan aksi sex itiew). When the loud scream didengari warden kat Dewan Selera – just depan block B itiew, terus diaorang bergegas ke dorm dan jugak with some of abang2 DS tu. Tgk2, yang atas katil tu macam, dah kena sampuk, in his underwear, yang sorang lagi tu terduduk tersandar kat dinding bilik… menggeletar… in his baju sekolah and seluar dipergelangan kaki. One of the abang Dewan Selera itiew actually pengamal dan nampak that ‘girl’ walking ke belakang dorm block B and turned left to block A towards to pokok rimbunan besar itiew – so kesimpulan – it was Juita.

Apa motif Juita buat semua nih? Dalam banyak2 kes mek study dengan Aizul bab Juita nih, we ols found out dia kacau, STUDENT LELAKI saje. Dan ade dua jenis gangguan – satu unsur baik, satu unsur kezi yang nak menyedarkan manusia. Like, the time dia ganggu mek? Dia Cuma nak mek tidur awal. Correct? Which I think was very good – reason being, senang nak bangun awal. So ade baiknye mek tidur awal. So like, dia nasihatkan mek, tidur lah awal2. Gittu. Yang second kes, my friends’ roommie tgh cikcap tu. As we ols know, onani kan bukannye digalakkan sangat, kan? And plus the roommie was imagining sexy naked girls ke ape ke – Juita knows it all I guess. Tu dia nasihat suruh stop doin’ it. Walaupun tekniknya scarry (like hello? She was outside block dorm ATAS – so she wasn’t walking – she was flying!) tapi it gave a big impact on the boy – sampai terus tannak cikcap dah lepas itiew. The third case however – mek dinch leh buat kesimpulan sangat. Adekah Juita nak ‘AJAR’ bebudak yang suke skip sembahyang especially waktu Asar kan Setan berpeleseran? Or dia nak ‘AJAR’ bebudak yang nampak semi naked girls jer terus nak terpa? Like the guy who did Juita in the first place? Entah lah – banyak lah spekulasinya. Tapi yang pentingnya, mek never saw her face tapi berpanglaman dengan suara halus lagi merdunya suruh mek tidur… EWWW!!!!

Hantian Case #2: Budak suke main dalam dorm…
^{Sekadar gambaq hiasan also - Ehehe...}

Suspected budak ini adalah anak kepada si Juita. What happened was something like, kan each block ade form dorms. Dua kat bawah, dua kat atas. And tgh2 block itiew, like, terbuka la. Sbb tgh2 juga lah tempat bilik air/toilet semua tu. So kalau dari dorms atas, dari toilet tu, can see lah ruang legar kat main floor tu, yang connected with main floor punye toilet/ bilik air itiew. Paham dak? Ala- tak paham, pura2 jer lah paham nah? Ehehehe. So anyways, tgh2 block tu, tempat open space itu, normally situ lah bebudak students nih lepak ke, main takraw last2 minute sebelum mandi ke ape ke, tempat gunting rambut ke ape ke… kan? Nah- tempat itiew jugak tempat katanye some students nampak ade sorang budak laki main2 kat situ, main basikal ke… lari2 la… kadang2 with a vision of a lady (assumed Juita, the mother). Sedeh jugak dengar kisah nih. Macam, ibu dan anak yang tak kesampaian, terpaksa jumpa dalam keadaan roh (hantian) untuk bermain. Tapi what scared us all, kalau kita pandang diaorang main, INSTANTLY diaorang akan stop, turn their heads slowly and terus pandang tajam kat kita (HAIYOH! MEREMANGDAH BULU ROMA MEK!!!!!!!) – They will pandang like, “APA TGK2!?!?!” Cam gtu la lebih kurang. Tapi, kalau kite TERPANDANG, terus jer buat tak tahu. They will not kacau. Ini yang jadikkes, kalau dah dgr suara girang gelak ketawa seorang pompuan dan budak, terus nak mengintai – lumrah alam manusia. Kalau dah dgr bebende pelik, tetap nak tgk, tul tak? Why pelik? DUH! Dlm dorm block A – block BOYS lah. Mana ade perempuan? Kalau suara budak also – why not dorm D – sbb dekat dengan umah warden yang dah kawin dan memang dah ade anak. Nih, warden block A itiew very the single mingle. Mana ade anak. Isk isk isk. Scarry sundel! Mek dinch pernah nampak insiden perempuan suspected Juita itiew main dengan the boy suspected anak kepada Juita itiew. TAPI, mek ngan Aizul PERNAH terserempak perempuan tgh membasuh baju dalam toilet bawah tu – sambil tersenyum tgk sorang budak tgh main kat depan dia. Haiyoh! TERUS CANCEL ok nak pi cik ak (berri berri lah!)…

Hantian Case #3: Sindiket hantian menyerupai rupa orang lain?

I think this one pretty common lah kot kat mana2 boleh berlaku. But it happened to me, it happened to my roommie, and some of our friends. Macam nih kesahnya. Mek seriously baru jumpe kawan mek, and I said, well, actually mek tanye dia something. Refused to answer and just blah cam tu je. Sentap tak!? Mek macam – ok… like, whatever. Period lah tu! Ehehe. So mek proceed lah gi buat hal mek. Dan mek ended kat class mek. And nak sampai ke class mek, mek nampak kawan mek itiew dengan my roommie, walking towards my class. Tanye, asal lambat sampai. I was a bit shocked lah kan. Kawan mek tu baru tadik mek nampak kat dorm, very the kekwat (sombong). Tetibe ade ngan my roommie. Mek ala ala cuak/ pucat la jugak. Then my roommie tanye why? I said lah I jumpe kawan kiteorang tu kat dorm, just now, less than 10 minutes. My roommie confidentnye nih jawab “Noq, impossible. Sah sah dia dengan aku dari tadik. Mana ade dia balik dorm pun?” Haiyoh! Mek nak pengsan sundel! Habis siape yang mek jumpe kat dorm itiew? Yang kekwat itiew? Mek nak pengsan ok. Eh – memang mek pengsan pon! Ehehehe. Pengsan penuh dramatic nih – ala ala jatuh kan kepala bebetul kat atas carpet “WELCOME” depan classroom mek tu. Ehehe – yer lah. Jatuh pengsan kepala kat situ, tak lah sesakit kalau kepala itiew jatuh terhempuk kat simen lantai itiew. Ehehehe. Clever ah? Ehehehe. So this “sindiket menyerupai rupa/orang lain” nih KERAP lah berlaku u ols. SELALU sangat. Mek experienced I think 3 ker… 4 times kot? Tak sehebat roommate me, sekali dua jer katanye. That’s so true I guess sbb Aizul jarang sorang2. Dia paling kurang nak bertemankan sorang. So usually this things happened to those yang either sorang2, or lemah2, u know?

Hantian Case #4: Lembaga hitam menghimpap badan/dada…

This one also normal – happens every now and then, ESPECIALLY to those yang lemah/ sakit. Selalu la kan, this what it seemed as lembaga hitam (samar2 cannot see what it actually was – hantian ke? Ape ke? Kan?), will himpap (tindih) badan kite. This one, girls la selalu kena. Tak tahu kenapa. Tapi my friend, Rizal, who was also the member of our Magnificent Five group, also pernah kena. Tapi masalahnye, bukan dia yangtengah sakit. Mek yang tgh sakit, demam time itiew. So I cannot afford to go to prep class malam itiew. So I decided nak stay dlm dorm, tidur, rehat. And since Aizul ade some work with his classmates, I requested Rizal (yang satu dorm dengan mek) temankan mek dalam bilik. So dia yang tgh baring atas katil, tertiarap ek the term for baring atas perut tu? Kan? So anyways, dia baring, mengadap mek yang tgh baring facing up, meaning mek tidur/baring bebetul la. Mek tetiber, all of a sudden, mengantuks. So mek cakap kat dia, mek nak lelap 5 minit jer. Jgn kasik mek tidur lama, takut malam karang mek lagik tak leh tidur. Dia cakap ok. Waktu tu memang dinch ade org lain dalam dorm. Tinggal mek ngan Rizal jer dalam the whole block. TIBE2!!! Dgr bunyi like stampede kat dorm atas – macam, ratusan manusia berlari kat atas. I thought it was only me, dan sbb mek dah pejamkan mata, I continued closing it dan lepas tu, mek sendiri terjaga – tgk Rizal, tgh nangis! Haiyoh! Kenapasal pulak dah!?!? Dia nangis mek tgk teresak2 nih, sambil trying his best nak bangun. Bile mek panggil nama dia, BARU dia leh bangun. Dia cakap, sakit sangat belakang dia, macam ade bende duduk belakang dia. When he called my name, mek tak dgr ok! He even balik buku kat muka mek, HAIYOH! ALSO TAK SEDAR OK! Mek tanye dia, lama ke mek tidur? Waktu tu dia dah duduk depan mek, sambil minum air masak lepas selawat 3 kali kot. Dia cakap, tgk jam. I remembered sebelum mek tidur, I tgk jam, 8pm plus. Waktu Rizal suruh mek tgk balik jam itiew, SUDAH PUKUL 10pm! So I tanye dia, nearly 2 hours ke mek tidur!? He said yes dan sepanjang itiew lah dia sesak nafas, nangis, dinch boleh panggil/kejutkan mek, dinch boleh bangun, katil bergoyang, itu ini. Haiyoh! Mek fonkiused. Siape yang sakit sebenarnye itiew? Hmmmmmmm… sampai ke sudah mek dinch dapat buat kesimpulan dengan hal yang berlaku atas Rizal dan mek… Imagine, I thought I slept for only what it seemed like 5 minutes, tau tau, dekat DUA JAM! Haiyoh! Poor Rizal. Kes nih also banyak mek dgr kat block C dan D (girls) – siap ade nampak lembaga hitam itiew lagi. Thank God Rizal and mek dinch nampak apa apa…


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