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Saturday, August 06, 2005

It's the RIGHT sms but it's the WRONG recipient - HOW!?


The power of SMS is in your hand!!!! Yollahh! But the power of the RIGHT sms to the WRONG recipient, IS ON YOUR FACE!

Heheheh - ala ala "It's not right but it's ok" - by Whitney tu, kan? Hehehe - na ah! No! It's NOT OK uols! RIGHT sms, sepatutnye, to the RIGHT recipient la kan? Nih tidak, RIGHT sms, WRONG recipient? Where can lahhh that formula!?!?! Equation not right!!!!

"RIGHT sms + WRONG recipient = MATI LAH KAU!!!!!"

Pernah tak you guys went through situation like this? The right wrong case nih la? Like - its a bit similiar with like this situation below...
    "Hallo... wa ai ni shiang sher uh wa pu cha tau lai lor?"
    "Errrr - HELLO!? WRONG NUMBER?"
    "Ahhhh aa... solly ahhh. Long numba ah? Where this?"
Haaa - somesthings like that la kot? Like calling2 nih, confisdensi you've dialed the right number but alih2nya you ols got the wrong number/ person? Melu sangat! Sangat2 melu. Basically sending the wrong SMS to the wrong recipient, adelah kaedahnya somesthings like this la kot, kan? Except, you ols won't terasa tooooo malu sebab its only sms, kan? Sebab sms tak involve voice conversation, kan? But... (aha, there's alway this 'but' thing... hehehe). But what if the sms you guys sent tu, sesuatuh yang mampu memalukan u ols, lebih daripada kalau uols calls orang itiew?

Cantikkan hp nih? Berkecai lah HP itiew kalau org yang dapat the wrong SMS tu datang hempuk HP itiew! LOL!


Contoh 1/ Example 1:
    SMS sent: I love you so much sayang. You're the only one, and one only, for me. I wish I could spend my lifetime with you, in and out of bed... hehehe
    REPLY by recipient: Errrr... WHAT?
Tu kalau dia reply sms tu. That's relatively ok I guess, you could either reply say "Sorry wrong SMS" or just ignore (most of the time we ignore it, kan?) But buatnya dia telephone back? Like, if you (a guy) sent that msg, supposedly to your girl tapi recipient tu also a guy, HOW? Haiyoh! Mek dinch hui ape jadik. Banyak possibilities nya. Like, the guy recipient would screw you upside down for sending such sms by saying stuffs like "Whot, u think gua gay ka!!?" or like "WTF!?!?!" - nahhhh! Ade la chances like nak gaduh dalam phone tu, kan?

Haaa! Nih, dok sms atas gerek (basikal) tu - tak ke kelamkabut jadiknya? Yer lah - kot2 tgh dok sms tu, ade kereta dibelakang ke, ape ke, dalam pada nak send to Baby, tersent to Bavi - nahhh! OINK OINK!!!


Contoh 2/ Example 2:
    SMS sent: Eh, tonight me pick u up at the normal time k? Make sure parents u dah sleep already, then baru u sneak out tau! Line clear siket, baru go out ok?
    REPLY by recipient: OK
Nampak macam like, OK aje kan? You're about to take anak dara orang go out malam2 buta, sneak out panjat pagar and go out to town merempit menjesnitakan diri - so ok fine, you got on your bike, head towards your girls' place - tgk2, NAH!!!!! Bukan the girl yang menunggu. BAPAK budak tu yang tunggu kat luar umah - WRONG SMS! Sent to the FATHER instead of the GIRL! What are the chances bende nih nak berlaku? Well - you could say the chances tu sikit tapi, STILL, got possibilities, kan? Matti la that guy kena kejar dengan penyapu!!!! Hehehehehe...

Contoh 3/ Example 3:
    SMS sent: Sayang, aku rasa aku tak boleh go on with the marriage. Aku terpaksa putuskan disini saja. Maafkan aku. Jgn cari aku jgn lagi Sayang. Maafkan aku sekali lagi - relakan aku pergi....
    REPLY by recipient: NAN ADO REPLY for she's busy crying her heart out atas pelamin, walaupun the sms came from a number yang dinch dikenali (could be the pengantin lelaki tu punye kawan punye phone number!)
Yer - nampak cam the guy sent the SMS to the right pengantin perempuan. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Wrong! Ok. Like this citernya. A is getting married to B. And so does C getting married to D. The sms was sent by A who was not ready to get married to B. Instead of sending the sms to B, A accidently sent to someone else's number, D, who was ALSO getting married to C - get the pic? Tak ke CHAOS jadinya?!?!?!?! Perlu ke sms stuffs like this - isn't better to call and tell directly? Haiyoh! Men! (base on true story pasal footballer who called off his wedding just a few hours before the wedding - the girl? NANGIS ok! NANGIS!)

Si wife tersenyum nak send sms kat her toyboy - alih2 tersend to toyman kat belakang dia tu - HARUBIRU lah kesahnye nanti!!!


Contoh 4/ Example 4:
    SMS sent: Hoi Binatang! Sial ko kan! Feeling nak laki aku! Perampas! SETAN! Mati lah kau! Babi! Binatang! Ko ingat ko cantik! P*kimark mak kau lah kan! I hope ko mampos ketandusan coz you ain't gonna get my man u big dip, bubblehead!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    REPLY by recipient: Nan ado also - coz terkejut (sebab salah sms) OR, kalau salah pon, org yang terima sms tu adalah ANAK kepada someone, dan anak tu tanye parents dia..."Mama mama... P*kimark tu ape? Mama ade ke?" NAH!!!!! Mau tak parents budak tu sentap, sms dah la salah - pastu, memaki hamum, mengajar bebudak nih tah pa per bende la!! Dahhh pergaduhan tercetus. Eloks di sender tu gaduh ngan A, tetiber involve dah B, CONGRATS! A dah berjaya buktikan the more the merrier! Hhehehehe...
There are gazzillion of other smss yang sent to the wrong recipient - ade yang caused fights, ade some ignored; ade some yang caused ppl to get divorced, ade some yang caused perpecahan lobanganz. Haiyoh! LEA's advise on this - SEBELUM hit the SEND button, TOOLONGGG lah check number tu bebetul. Jgn pakai harap SEARCH NAME, get the digits, TERUS SEND. Please do check for the number too. Anything and EVERYTHING can happen la uols kalau dah salah send sms. NASI jadi BUBUR HANGIT also can ok!

Nak tau ape this woman sebok2 sms itiew? Mati lah dia - click lah kat pic tu!


Mek punye personal experience:

Contoh 5/ Example 5:
    Nih citer lama dah, somewhere early this year, very early this year (mati la mek hyper Miss Past Tense! LOL!). Mek ade kenal this guy yang mek tasty. Me nak send an sms to him (soon to be hubby la kirenye). So me composed lah email jiwang2 bagai2 and what not, love you here love you there, this and that, bla bla bla. The name started with... erm... hmmm... lets say, H. And then, dalam kekelamkabutan mek nak cepat, mek search for names dalam my handphone's phonebook tu. Pressed digit #4 twice to get H, and then terus mek click OK.

    Terlupa the fact that I've just added another person's phone number, also guna alphabet H, dan org tu, was on top of the H list, and the guy yang originally mek nak send the sms to tu pon jatuhlah ke anak tanggan kedua dalam H list. NAH!!!! That guy yang mek sent the SMS tu was my EX scandal. HOW!?!?!?! Now my EX scan dah FEELING mek tasty balik kat dia? Eventhough mek SIAP CALL balik the recipient (normally recipient would call kite yang sent the wrong sms tu kan, nih, terbalik. Cuak punya hal, MEK yang call!!), the ex scandalous nih very der convinced that I was madly deeply, desperately loving him still and want him back. EEEWWWW!! Dah jadik satu kes dah! LOL!!! The original H guy tu pon mek terlupa nak sms, asik lah mek nak tegakkan benang yang tak basah itiew tapi to this H ex Scandal guy, benang tu bukan setakat basah, BUT KUYUP! Obvious sangat me nak dia balik katanye! MATI lah BENANG itiew! Hehehehehehe....
So itiew lah dia kan, hati2lah, waspadalah when you send SMS. It's easy to send SMS nowadays, and YES, it's ALSO EASY to send the RIGHT sms to the WRONG recipient! LOL!!!!

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Posted at 10:59:57 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Rya
August 6, 2005   08:25 PM PDT
 
there was once i got this phone call frm this chinese guy who said something in mandarin like: who called me?
and me, i politely said sorry wrong number and the guy had the cheek to scold/maki me "nccb"
pandai2 lah korang decipher eh
elly
August 6, 2005   09:24 PM PDT
 
ha my ex-chef terhantar kat my boss siap memaki hamun org tua tuh... originally nak hanto kat colleague dia... terus kena sack ye! gross insubordination katanyo... hish bahaya! bahaya!

*lagi sket nak kena sue on the grounds of 'emotional trauma'... DQ betoi boss itiew!*

tip: sebut kuat kuat/slow-mo nama recipient utk future dan kerjaya yg cemerlang ;)
sohrab
November 1, 2007   04:05 PM PDT
 
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