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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Just imagine if Malaysia were to be this efficient... mek pengsan ok!

Dearest all...

I got this from csi_X's website. It seems that he also got this from a friend of his via email. (Thanks csi_X, and thank you csi_X's friend, Jacky... hik!)- And yes, so, moral of the story morning glory, its one of those copy-paste entries again!!!! Mati la kau FISHY!

Lets just imagine if Malaysia were to be this 'canggih'; haiyoooh! There goes your privacy and social life! LOL!!! Mati la itiew operator; hanya dia la layak berkata "Yer donia - I KNOW everything!" LOL!
    Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

    Customer:     "Heloo, can I order.."

    Operator :     "Can I have your multi purpose card number first,Sir?"

    Customer:     "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610"

    Operator :     "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

    Customer    : "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

    Operator :     "We are connected to the system, Sir"

    Customer:     "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

    Operator :     "That's not a good idea Sir"

    Customer:     "How come?"

    Operator :     "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

    Customer:     "What?... What do you recommend then?"

    Operator :     "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

    Customer:     "How do you know for sure?"

    Operator :     "You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir"

    Customer:     "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

    Operator :     "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

    Customer:     "Can I pay by credit card?"

    Operator :     "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash,Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, sir."

    Customer:     "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

    Operator :     "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

    Customer:     "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

    Operator :     "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."

    Customer:     "What!"
    Operator :     "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."

    Customer:     "????"

    Operator :     "Is there anything else Sir?"

    Customer:     "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

    Operator :     "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic......"

    Customer:     "#$$^%&$@$%^!!!!!"

    Operator :     "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

    Customer: [Speechless]
.... And so, there u go.... funny huh? Kalau mek, dah for sure pengsan dah! LOL!!!!


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Posted at 1:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




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