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Saturday, July 23, 2005

Miss Universe Interview


Dearest all,

I got this forwarded story about this Miss Universe interview thingie (Wallahua'lam la kan, betul ke tidaknye interview nih - tah ke? Memain jer - jokes I guess? Muuahauhauaha). Lama dah mek dapat, but teragak2 jer nak buat entry copy paste nih. Namun, memandangkan mek went extremely busy lately, and thus mood nak membloggin' tu kureng (despite the 'Hari Giat Mara Membloggin' yesterday), mek buat jugak lah this entry; with a little bit of add-ons to it. Mek akan jadik 'MEK', the commentator gittiew. Hiks! Lets!


RECENT MISS UNIVERSE INTERVIEW - discussing about Male Organ in contestants respective countries (Nyeh, male organization ke, male organ as in Cik Nek!?!?! Tak per - mek take it as the later one, nah!? Mati la aku!)

Question: Miss USA, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss USA: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss USA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman... (Applause! Applause!)
MEK: Mek rase Miss USA played simple (always la diaorang, kan? Hehehe) A very short and safe answer from Miss USA. Although I was expecting something somewhat more, boooming from her... :)



Question: Miss Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Misss Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Misss Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening... (Applause! Applause!)
MEK: Somehow I don't see the connection or the relevancy about Miss Spain's answer to the q. Male organ, Toro? Yer ke? Hurmmm... ala ala - cik nek=kerbau? LOL!



Question: Miss Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
MEK: Very cheeky answer! Indeed! The best answer so far! Mek suke mek suke!!! *shedding tears kejaps!*



Question: Miss Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
MEK: With the recent execution of the two gayboys kat Iran tu, adakah Miss Saudi also menempah tempat utk digantung ala ala menghina male organs Pak Arab2 nih sebagai pencurik!?!? Mati la kau Miss Saudi!! LOL!



Question: Miss India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss India: Because it works day and night... (Applause! Applause! Applause!
MEK: In other words, Miss India cuba mengimplykan ciknek / male organ org2 lelaki in India nih ala ala melekit with peluhs, dan berbau? Haiyoh!!!!



Question: Miss Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )
MEK: Haiyoh! Mek pengsan kejap! Proton cars katanya!!! Sedeh lah! Memberi jawapan stupidos, tapi if it came from Andrea tu, mek terima aje - like, just look at her; that explains why she gave that kindda answer! LOL!!! Look tough but actually very soft katanye!!! Harus berapi jejantan di Malaysia dengan dia nih - and confirm dia jadik Andartukertuest u ols! WHY? Harus lah sebab semuanye sentap dengan dia, terus close bang Proton doors for her! LOL!!!



Question: Miss Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.. (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
MEK: Yang ini - mek dinch get the joke? Mrasalah sesiape sexplainkan kat mek? LOL!





Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Posted at 5:10:53 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

fiebie
July 23, 2005   07:49 PM PDT
 
nyah motif lah ini joke semata mata lah you all. over tau
Nurlea LaurielleŽ
July 23, 2005   08:08 PM PDT
 
Fiebs... mek tau mek tau mek tau! LOL!!!!!... mrasalah sexplain pasal joke terakhir itiew - mek dinch paham kiasu kiasu itiew... LOL!
Abg Z
July 23, 2005   10:33 PM PDT
 
Msian punya macam proton katanya...nak kena hajar laa ni...hangin hetul......hehe....lawak tul ur entry ni lea
Name
December 18, 2008   03:04 PM PST
 
Hihi
Just wondering how come Miss Japan and Miss Korean answer is not there?



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