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Friday, July 22, 2005

Mind Your Language... harhar!!!

Dearest all,

Tadik mek ala ala feeling2 calling Celcom careline tau, sebab mek punye phone ala ala divert calling very der upsetting metting onez... So ala ala mek calling2 la itiew Celcom Careline center yang bernombor 1111 itiew, kan, dan nih la dia ala ala phone conversation mek itiew... (HAZABBBBness ok!!!!)

*Yer! Sesunggohnya very der effensyensi sangat Celcom Careline itiew! Mek ala ala terpaksa menunggu, ade lah lebey kureng 15 minit, baru mek dapat bercakap dengan Celcom's CSE (itiew Customer Support Exec, tah mende they call it tu lah) itiew... kowser!

Sekadar gambaq hiasan - harap memaklumi... hiks!
  • CSE: Good evening, welcome to Celcom, this is Ali (bukan nama sebenar), how may I assist you?
  • Mek: Yes, good evening. I ade a few questions pasal I punye call divert settings nih. Macam ade yang tak kena je...
  • CSE: Not worry. I will be here to helping you... First of all, may I know your name please sir?
Nyeh, mek ala ala feeling like, "Okkk... sabaq noq... tak baik nak gelak2kan orang... sabaq" And so mek sabaq la.. heheh. SO mek pon kasik lah my name and what not semua, dengan phone number mek also semua. And then, lepas tu...
  • CSE: May I know model what hp you used?
Nyeh!!! LOL!!! TOLONG NYEH! Mek terus feeling2 nak ketawa ok!!! Tapi mek menten jer! HAZAB LAH, kan?! 'Use' with a D katanye, 'USED' - very der past tense! Eh? Ade kah si Ali nih also tau mek nih sapa? Maybe dia pembaca blog past tense mek kot? LOL!

So mengabaikan masalah PAST TENSE si Ali the CSE guy nih kan, mek pong menciterkan lah kat dia details pasai masalah divert mek tu. Citer pi citer mai, pastu dia kasik lah some directions codes ape tah yang mek nak kena key in ape tah (tah mende lar Celcom nih tau; Maxis ngan DiGi, kalu nak divert call, tak der lah sehazabbiul complicated matters susah like Celcom nih! Chit!) Dan selepas beberapa minit kemudian, masalah divert mek pong selesai, persoalan terjawab. Tapi, sessi mek nak gelak ketawa belom selesai (sial kan mek? LOL! Mati la kau G the US Drag Grad!) So sebelum mek letak phone itiew, ala ala di saat saat terakhir, ala ala like minit2 kecemasan mek berbual ngan CSE itiew, ini lah yang terjadi dalam phone tu...
  • CSE: So if you press that codes I was given you, should be any problems ya (yerrr mek had NO PROBLEMS nak gelakkan si ALI nih! HELLLO!?!?! Awat jadik lagu tu cekkk???)
  • Mek: Owh ok... thanks...
  • CSE: Is there anything else I would do to help? (You ols! I know tahap mana nak cakap ENUFF but it seems with this CSE, cannot la. He asikla went on and on, over and over again, with gazillion trillion tons of errors dalam perbualannya. Nyeh, awat staff Celcom nih? Bukan sekali dua tau, kebanyakkan time lah. And sedehnye it berlaku when mek talked to male CSE. Female tu jarang la kena, tapi ade gak. Why lah? This is soooo like my story pasal kes stewardess MAS itiew - "May I sauce you balls, sir?" LOL! Hazab!!!)
  • Mek: No, nothing at this present moment, thanks (Haiyoh! Mek sebut PRESENT ka? Should have been, "No, nothing during the past tense moment, thanks!" LOL!!! Mati la mek kena ketuk ketampi dengan Professor Imah pasal grammar syilaps lagik!)
Dan pengakhirannya... (which mek should say Alhamdulillah, dan Tahniah sebab satu2nya ayat si Ali nih yang mek rase betol....)
  • CSE: Thank you for calling Celcome Careline. Have a pleasant day... (Hmmm, suddenly mek teringat. Maybe ade text nih dah tersedia dan dah distickedkan kat depan dia or kat pc dia ke or something, so ala ala macam, he cannot go wrong la kot, kan? Hehehehe)
Azabbb kan? Tapi... eheheh - lagi azabbb joke yang satu lepas nih! Mek terguling2 gelak sat tadik... LOL! It's a bit rempit... but damn funny ok! Mek pasti kalau Jesnita si rempit itiew dapat tahu laki dia buat lawak bodoh cam nih, confirm pengsan also! LOL! (vocab; Jesnita means, female form of rempits- kui kui kui!)


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Ali (ALI ALSO? Sooo very der kebetulan, kan? LOL!) pegi interview kerja sebagai setiausaha. Bila pengurus nampak dia dengan pakaian yang tak kena konsep dan juga rambut yang berwarna belang putih dan emas, dalam hati dia mula membentak;

"Argghhh! Orang macam ni pun ada!".

Tapi apa-apapun dia kena interview juga si Ali ni. Jadi dia pun tanyalah Ali,

"Kalau awak dapat buat ayat dalam bahasa Inggeris dengan menggunakan perkataan yang saya bagi, saya rasa awak ada peluang untuk kerja ni! Perkataan- perkataannya ialah GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE dan BLACK!".

Jadi Ali pun berfikir sejenak dan kemudian menjawab...

"I hear the phone GREEN, GREEN... GREEN..., then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW...BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiya...! wrong number la... Don't PURPLEy disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Thank you."

Lepas tu pengurus tu terus pengsan!!

Hikhikhik!!!! Bertetesan air mate kiew tadik baca joke ini! I hope you ols enjoyeds baca jokes ini! (haiyoh! VOCAB BARU! Enjoy with 'ed' dan ade plural 's' - mati la LeeZ dan 7 (TUJUH) abang rimau2 yang berbaring diatas karpet ruang tamunya!!! HIKS!)


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Posted at 1:16:08 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




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