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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS THAT SHOWGIRL - Episode 18


From the last episode... Episode 17: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(ii) - And followed by another failure, Queen of the Queens.

Although this entry is about another failure, tapi, sebenarnye, gimik aje tu. Mek dinch feel it was such a biggy wiggy failure pon - I felt like, it was one hellava experience yang mek dinch leh lupakan - flying bunga2kaca, peponen mengamuks, a pageant which made everyone wondered ape yang dah terjadi nih? and stuffs. To me, walaupun mek dinch menang, I was still a Queen, competing in seach for The Best Queen of 2004 pada malam itiew... giiittuuu! Ehehehehehe.... So am not at all upset or pissed malam tu, and that really terkujatkan diri mek sendirs. Hehehe...

Episode 18: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(iii) - Unexpected results, Miss Diva Warp 2004

After some series of unfortunate events yang bermula dari Miss World 2004 sampai lah ke somewhere around mid that year, somesthings happened when mek decided to compete in Miss Diva Warp 2004. Actually, mek dihasut suruh masuk, kalau ikutkan, mek dinch berani la nak masuk contests macam tu. Why? Sebab it involves talent round dan pesaing2 dalam contest tu mek dengar, va va voom. Tapi tak per lah. So I thought to myself.... "Dah ala ala tgh berkeadaan cam nih, tak der bezanye kalau kalah malu lagik pong. Abaikan jer la.." and then, I joined the 3rd heat of the contest. During waktu heat tu, I performed Naughty Girl by Beyonce, solo je, as for my talent round. For casual and casual and evening dress round, I was like, ok la - so so. Malas nak all out. Kang tak dapat, kes naya jer. LOL! And guess what? I made it into the semifinals. Selalu cam tu kan? Bende2 yang kite prepare lite2 ala ala kadar jer, yang tu la yang selalunye membuahkan hasil... kan? Ehehehe. Asiklaaaa mek tak paham...





Then, selang 2 minggu lepas tu, during the semifinals, I was like persuaded by Glitters.com to really do well - macam, yer lah, buat elok2, kang tak dapat, tak per. Puas jugak hatinye. Kalau kalah sebab you were really prepared, tak per. Kang kalau kalah sebab dinch prepare betul2, how lah? So oklah - mek cabut undi, I get to compete in the 2nd heat in the semifinals (semifinals pon ade 2 heat aje). Tapi the real kejutan came in bile during the second heat tu, nama nama besau also compete jugak. MATI LAH AKU! Siape? Well - let me see, Pasha was in 2nd heat, Wana, Julie Casandra, erm, ramai la lagik, semuanye very der nama2 besar, Nikwek, haiyoh! Mek gabra! Tapi tak per, Glitters.com ade to back me up dalam show tu. We did Baby Boy live version, and tak sangka, memang dapat sokongan kuat audience malam itiew. I was like happy la jugak, tapi tak expect to be in the finals.



Tengok2, booomm! Masuk finals! Lagik lah cuak. Happy tu happy, tapi, cuak. And then yang lebih menakutkan, during the finals, organizers dinch benarkan back up to be more than 5 person. Waktu semifinals tu mek bawak I think 7 orang kot! Kena la scrap jadik 5. Tak per, that tak patahkan sangat semangat mek. Yang bebetul mematahlembikkan mek malam tu, bile mek compete selepas Pasha dan sebelum Wana - haiyoh! Habis lah mek. Dua nama besar mengapit show - that's it! Orang tak pandang lah show mek! Ehehehehe - Tapi, show tetap go on la kirenye. So during the finals, mek buat lah show Beyonce Naughty Girl again - BIG MISTAKE! I should have buat balik Baby Boy yang mek buat kat semifinals tu balik. Naughty Girl was like, tah lah. Dinch ade umph? Hmmmmmmm.. hambar a bit tapi, it was ok lah kot.



The night ended unexpectedly. Why? I won? TAK DER MAKNENYE! Gile ke nak menang!? Sah sah malam tu yang ade nama2nye seperti Sheepuks, Pasha, Wana, Nikwek, Julie, Sharmine, Mas, Sharmila, Abbie Thai; - like, hallo? Mana lerrrr mek nak ade spot top 5! Isk isk isk. Hehehehehe - but I did win one subsidiary titles yang betul2 buatkan donia terkejut. Being the ONLY transgender malam finals tu, with the remaining 11 finalists semuanya transsexuals (pre and post of course), mek kejutkan semua when I won MISS BODY BEAUTIFUL! Haiyoh! Mek sendiri tak percaya. Judges buta ke ape? Haiyoh! For the first time, I felt, tak deserve sangat title itiew. Tapi, nak tak nak, nama dah diannouncekan, so, accept aje lah. Although Mek tahu memang accepting it like, menimbulkan rasa tak puas hati, especially dengan sorang contestant itiew, tapi - owh what the heck. Amik jer lah. So the night ended with me, tak menang top 5 tapi at least ade sub title. Hehehehehe...

Now, what happened AFTER the contest was kindda interesting. Tadik kan mek sebut ade salah seorang contestant dinch puas hati.. ini citenye... It was somewhere kat BB (Budak Biru Bukit Bintang itiew ler) - ramai tgh dok lepak2 minum2, makan2, sembang2 kat kedai Kak Ara tu. When all of a sudden, itu contestant came up to one table, yang sebok dok cakap2 pasal hal kemenangan mek dapat Miss Body Beautiful itiew.. and said...

Dia (the finalist itiew): Aku tak puas hati! (sambil ketuk meja - tak tahu la propah ke betul ke ape ke - tapi this is what I was informed. Sebab waktu dia lalu tu, dia terdengar kes bebudak kat table nih tgh gah citerkan pasal mek dapat Body Beautiful tu...)

A friend of mine: Ko nih kenape ha? Tak puas hati apenya lagi?

Dia: Macam mana si Loreal tu boleh menang Body Beautiful!? Dah la sekeping! Tetek tak der, rambut wig... Aku nih! Aku! Yang dah operate segala mala, malam tu seksi habis, dress mak nih ha, diamonds jer tutup celah p**i dan tetek mek, see through habis, menampakkan susuk tubuh woman mek, boleh kalah!?!?!?! Nampak sangat si Loreal tu main kotor!

Friend: Alahai Nyah - ko nih kenape nyah! Dah rezeki Loreal... biar la kat dia... walaupun dia tak bertetek ke tak berambut asli ke - janji judges dah nampak dia layak, tu yang dia menang.

Dia: Yang ko nak sebelahkan dia nih kenape! Tahu tak, aku malam tu, padding tak der, pantyhose tak der - semue ori ok! Dia tu!?

Friend: Nyeh - Loreal pon malam tu tak pakai padding, pon tak pakai panty hose?

Sambil angkat gelas, Dia berkata
Dia: Ko jangan sampai aku hempuk gelas nih kang!

Friend: Haiyoh nak hempuk mek? Ampunkan mek ampunkan mek (dalam nada sindiran) Tapi betul lah nyeh, Loreal pon ori jugak malam tu. Cuma dia tak der lah sampai berbedah2 kan? Hehehehe... ala nyeh, cuba buang RM90k kat badan dan muka ko tu, harus sama level ngan Loreal jugak!!!!!

Terus diam katanye itiew si DIA itiew. Terus belah cam tu jer. Then terus la mek dapat panggilan di telefon bimbitkiew, yang menceritakan segala yang berlaku (mek dinch hui, propahan ataupun kejadian itiew benar2 berlaku - tapi bukan sorang dua yang bercerita, ramai gak. So it must have been betul la kot? Hurmmmm) - Anyways, ramai cakap, mujur mek dinch ade kat situ. Kalau idak, ntah2 kena hempuk dah dengan si DIA itiew. Aiyoh! Mek takuts! - pengsan japs!

Ehehehe - and that was it! The soooooo unexpected turn dalam Miss Diva Warp 2004... hehehehehe.. mek suke mek suke! (Satu lagi sebab this is rather a short entry! LOL!)

Next up: Episode 19: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(iv) - And then everything seems to go wrong again (summary of the rest of the pageants competed)



Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Posted at 1:30:54 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

FiebieAkorokMung
July 6, 2005   06:07 PM PDT
 
hik hik, was it miss RM90K atau miss RM45K??? hik hik
Nurlea Laurielle ®
July 6, 2005   08:05 PM PDT
 
Aiyoyo!!! Sudah dibahagikan kepada dua ka? Terus down gred jadik RM45k ka? Mampos itiew DIA mengamoks dapat tau nilai dia dah susutharga! LOL!!!! Fiebs, u were there ahhh with Juwits waktu si DIA ala ala ser ser itiew?
AdamdrAgx
October 23, 2005   10:24 PM PDT
 
Aduhai mulut orang...bercik pat-cik pat di sana sini ghupanya....

Susahlah kalau nak maju kalau camtu.... Tak bleh ke memasing happy dengan apa yang ada kan?

AdamdrAgx



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