Thanks to
VOLKS@VW who forwarded this email to me
tatkala mek tgh kering ideas nak menulis... so...
enjoy la semua ek! I know I did! Especially yang the first one itiew!!!!! Hehehehe
Haiyoh! Mek suke sangat tie dia u ols! Kalau ade colour pink, lagik mek suke! LOL! "F**k You" katanye. Kalu mek di hari bad mood, mek pakai tie tu. Kalau mek dihari mek lite2 ceria dan horny, mesti mek tukar tie "F**k Me Please?" - bole? LOL!!!! Mati la aku lepas nih ade orang tu sound aku! Ehehehe...
Cam mana rasenye kencing dalam seluar ek? Kalau dah minum air sejuk banyak2, takkan kencing jadik panas also? (LOL! Bodohhh lahhhhh.. ehehe)
Mek rase macam mek pernah jer worked in this sort of 'department' before, hmmmm - tapi di mana ek? LOL!
A test katanye??? Harus mek nangis setahun. I wonder yang sorang kawan mek keje kat Naza Gurun tu, test ke, or actualy job? Hurmmmmm....
Haiyoh! Perlu ke buat manual semuanya? Habis kalau nak send electronic mail, manually, HOW!?!?!?! Yang penting, main kad tu, manual pun apa salahnye! LOL! Main bende lain ponnnn manual also, kan? LOL!!! But eh, wait, mek ade terserempak dalam site mana tah, 'C**k Machine'!!! Wow! Even now they've invented machine that f**ks... LOL!!!! Now thats not manual lah kot!
No wonder most ppl suka sangat meeting? Hmmmmmmmm.... kalu camtu, esok also mek nak buat meeting la kat Perlis branch, combine ngan Penang Branch, buat kat AS office. LOL!
Kalau mek nak tukar sikit, leh dak? What about - "WORK and GET LAID" - how? Harus semua keje bagai nak rak. PAAAAAAAAAAATUT lah KW rajin OT - tah tah company dia mengamalkan sistem nih tak? No wonder tak pernah JJCJ! Rupenye get laid kalau rajin di office! LOL! Mati la kau Halia Kering yang dah ade blog sendiri itiew! LOL!
HAHAHAH! Mek suke yang nih! MEK SUKE!!!!!!
Ada berani kah nak komplen? Hehehehe - mek dinch beranis u ols kalau ginnih lah counter komplen itiew. Mek sanggup simpan jer hasrat mek nak nak complain itiew... LOL!!!!Enjoy dak? Mek did!
Maaati la aku lepas nih nak buat entry ape pulak dah? Haiyoh!
PLANNING!!! PLANNING!!!
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