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Saturday, June 18, 2005

Just for fun - BELIEVE me, it's really funny!

From: "balairong.emas"
To: "lea" (lea_laurielle@yahoo.com)
Subject: Fw: Just for Fun.....
Date: Sat, 18 Jun 2005 11:07:26 +0800

**Thanks KW! LOL! Walaupun a fwrded one! (LOL! Hanjeng kan molot mek!?! Ehehehe) - Owh and PS! Pix2 nih mekkk yang carik tau. KW hanya sumbangsihkan email FORWARD nih kat mek. LOL! Lagi la matimek lepas nih dengan KW!


Women's live is hard.
Morning wash clothes.
Noon hang clothes
Evening keep clothes
Nite iron clothes
Midnight take off clothes
Few hours after midnight find clothes

LL: Berat sunggoh kerej perems kan? Kesian - everything is all about clothes. Lepas 'ITU' pun kena carik clothes sebab nak lap; unless si hubby tembak dalam or dalam molot - selamat lah, tak kotorinas. EHEHEHE


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To make it straight she pulls it.
To make it stand she rubs it.
To make it stiff she licks it.
To let it in she pushes it.
True?
Threading a needle is not easy.

LL: Apa korang pikir mek nak carik gambar luch ka? Sah sah this joke pasal Thread and Needle! Choooyyy..... EKEKE


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A woman's husband died & she had him cremated.
She then blew his ashes into the ocean and
said " Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you".

LL: You ols didn't think mek nak letak pic pasal blowjob now do u? Eheheheheeh!


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Girl: Mom what is a penis?
Mom: When you become a good girl you will get one.
Girl: But mom what if I am not a good girl?
Mom: Then you will get many!

LL: "I like being bad becoz when I'm bad I'm very good!" LOL!!!


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A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his
secretary:
Lawyer: If I give you $3million less 17.5%, how much would you
take off?
Secretary: Everything Sir! Dress, Bra and Panties.

LL: Tasty lazatsss kalu dapat lawyer boss cam laki itiew - FOC pon mek sanggup strip! OPPSSSS....


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Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the sex Education
class.
Teacher: Why?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me that the final exam will be
Oral.

LL: Mek SANGATLAH situju sikiranya pengajian seks di sudahi dengan final exam berbentuk 'oral' itiew - sebab nanti bile students dah dewasa, tak der lah kekok sangat bile kena buat practicals! OPSS!!!!


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Two sperms talking on mobile
Ist: I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube n uterus.
Are u close by?
2nd: No boy, I am taking a different route. I am just
crossing the tonsils.

LL: Haiyoyoh! Ini sangatlah mek terketawa sampai terjatuh kerusi disambungkan dengan berguling2 atas lantai - buduh! (ikut gaya csi_X) - mek sunggoh terkeluar air mata baca joke ini! Kejissatun!


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Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in
the world is a PENIS. This is because it can be lifted up even by a
simple thought.

LL: Relevant kah pic ini!?!?!?!? LOL!!!!



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Have a great weekend Everyone!!!



Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Posted at 12:45:42 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

katadah.warriors
June 18, 2005   12:55 PM PDT
 
hor la.. kalau nak tunggu aku yang buat writing, bak kata kak nita iklan kacip fatimah 'Jangan Haraplah'..
5thE
June 18, 2005   01:32 PM PDT
 
AKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKAKA
WAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKA
WEEEEHEEHHHEHEHHHOHOOHOHHEHEHE
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEE

aiyohhh!!! sangat2 relevant u ols! this really brightened up me afternoon! :P
element
June 18, 2005   06:29 PM PDT
 
klakar 3x.. terbantut keje nak buat bila baca entry nih.. ohh.. i ade a few cartoon in my collection.. eheheh.. quite funny.. nanti i kasik kat u...
joliekins
June 19, 2005   12:30 AM PDT
 
eheheh cool entry! i like Madonna's single publicity pic tu.



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