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Friday, May 27, 2005

Some airline stories/ jokes....

Some of these airline jokes/ stories yang I wanna share with you ols nih - ade yang benar2 berlaku, ade yang saje2 direka2kan bagi tujuan hiburan. Ehehehe - enjoy!!!

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It was a rushing flight ; KUL(Kuala Lumpur) - KCH(Kuching); flight full, crew pretty much tired, dah habis meal service, preparing the cabin for landing into KCH, ade this one passenger, masih lapar gamaknye...
Pax: Miss... excuse me... ada lagi tak anything to eat?
Stewardess: Sorry Encik, kite dah nak landing. Besides, meal service tadi tu jer ade dalam flight ini...
Pax: Any light meal or something, french fries or nuggets or anything?
Stewardess: Apa Encik pikir ini Mc. Donalds?!!?!?!?!?- BERANI MAMPOS JAWAB CAM ITIEW? Eheheeh - mujur the pax paham it was a joke. Eheheh, but what about the rest of the pax???



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Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to ditch into the Selat Melaka - jgn cuak, bertenang yer Ladies and gentlemen. Bawak mengucap. Utk mereka yang tahu, how to swim, please, swim for your lives. For those of you yang tak gherti nak swim, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR FLYING MALAYSIA AIRLINES... hehehehehehe- Just another joke...

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This stewardess was serving Business Class onboard MHxxxx from Subang Airport to Langkawi. Business Class waktu tu penuh dengan businessmen dan ade dua tiga orang tokoh corporate dan VIP. This girl, during the refreshment service, tgh nak serve this one White guy- dan kononnye nak add some finest to her service, came up with something, rather, eheheh - silly....
"Excuse me sir, would you like me to sauce your balls Sir???"
Yeap - guess what - That White guy was having meat balls - LOL! Yang kes nih kan masuk NST dulu. Kejissss!



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There was this crew yang kuat melatah - pantang cucuk sikit, melatah, pantang aircraft bergegar sikit nak jer melatah. So apparently one day, this crew tgh sembang dengan another crew, when there was a call from the First Class passenger - so dia nih pon, lemah lembut gemalai pergi la ke seat passenger itiew...
Crew: Yes sir?
Pax: Boleh tolong clearkan my table? I'm done here... :) - Pax tu baru selesai makan la kisahnye, nak suruh crew nih clearkan the plates and what not...
Crew: Owh, boleh... - Dan semasa dia sebok nak clearkan the plates, cutleries and what not... time2 tu la aircraft went into some slight, minor, bump... ala ala bergegar lah jugak aircraft tu sikit... terus!!!
Crew: Oiihh pantat aku sepoloh hengget!!!!!!!!
Pax: O- My -God... that cheap? Eh, wait a sec, do you have one in the first place???
Yeap - crew tu, STEWARD, adik2. Eheheh - dan before dia gi ke cabin to attend to that pax's call tu, he was talking about some cheap stuffs, more like RM10 something stuffs... with that other crew... Eheheh - melatah... melatah... dasyat kan? - Nah, terus, pax tadik tu sudah tangkap cintan ngan adik2 itiew... ehehe. FYI, pax tu lelaki. Ehehehehe. SESUWAIIII!!!!



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It was during a refreshment service, from MYY(Miri) to KCH(Kuching) - in Business Class. Ade la sorang Cha Ya Nun Alip very the bukit oneeee naik flight tu... dok pulak di business class. Upsetting, naik2 flight, dapat service refreshment and not meal service. Kawan pon ala ala upset lah kan...
Pax: ALO? SAYA ITU BAYAR AHH ITU TIKET MANYAK MAHAL WOOO - TAU TAU DAPAT INI SANDWICH SAJA KA? MANYAK SEDIH WOOO...
Stewardess: Habis? U nak ape, AYAM PANGGANG!? - NAHHH! Stewardess itiew terus kena tindakan displin - tu tak masuk lagik kes dapat surat complain dari pax tu. Sedehhh sedeh...

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One day Pilot buat announcement during cruising - waktu tu tgh melintasi Mount Kinabalu
"Ladies an Gentlemen, for the benefit of the passengers sitting of the right handside of the aircraft...you can see now that we're passing Mount Kinabalu, if you care to look outside ur window. And for the passengers sitting on the left handside of the aircraft - u can see the pax sitting on the right handside of the aircraft watching out trough their windows looking at Mount Kinabalu... Sekian - wabillahitaufik walhidayah... wassalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarokatuh..." - Yeap ! Ade la pilot saje buat jokes cam tu. Mujur tarak sapa complain. Ehehehehe.



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During the safety announcement, just before the aircraft departs... as the crew were doin' their safter equipment demonstration... waktu part...
"Ini adalah jaket keselamatan anda... bla bla bla... Jaket anda ada dua corong. Tiup corong ini untuk menambahkan angin kedalam jaket anda... tarik pita ini utk menyalakan lampu diwaktu malam, dan tiup wisel ini untuk menarik perhatian...." Sounds normal, kan? Englishnye, HOW?
"This is your life jacket... bla bla bla. Your jacket has two mouth pieces for further inflation. Pull the tag to have the light on and night, and BLOW THIS WHISTLE to attract attention.." SOUNDS NORMAL ALSO, kan? But what if kalau ade org gi buat announcement, particularly LIKE THIS...
"AND BLOW TO ATTRACTION!!!" and there you go, ade this one mamat separuh nak mabuk terus..."BLOW WHAT!?!?!? MINE IS BIG IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION FROM BLOWING!!???????" Berhati2 ketika buat announcement....

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Once - I was in the galley (kire cam dapur lah) and there was this pax masuk galley mek, looked around, blurred looking sambil dah nak pegang handle cabin door (kalau dibukannye, Na'uzubillah....)... Mek yang cemas...
Me: Madam!!! Excuse me! Don't touch that door handle!!! What were you thinking???"
Pax: Errmm... I thought this one might be empty, the rest of the toilets are all occupied..." LOL!!!!!!! Astaga! Dia pikirkan pintu kapal terbang tu also toilet ka? MasyaAllah......



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This happened - REALLY happened. Once, this famour artiste was onboard one flight nih la kan. Duduk business class u ols, jgn main2. So anyways, dia ditanya oleh stewardess yang working on that flight...
Crew: Excuse me Cik ******, would you like to drink anything???
Artist: Yes please, I would like some coffee.
Crew: How would you like your coffee?
Artist: IN A CUP!!! (LOL!!!!! Siape salah nih? Nampak cam artist tu bengong kan? So thats what the stewardess been telling the whole airline how bangentnye si artist nih - tapi, tidakkah dia sedar, bahawa, kebarangkalian artist tu nak kenakan dia balik like, answering to a uncomplete q like that? Paham tak? The Q from the stewardess was supposed to be, something like, "HOW WOULD U LIKE UR COFFEE, BLACK OR WHITE, SUGAR?" - ini tidak, gi tanye, "HOW WOULD U LIKE UR COFFEE - kalau si Artist tu SENGAJA nak jawab, I WOULD LIKE MY COFFEE IN A CUP - so kire, siape banget bangang sekarang, ARTIST, atau CREW itiew??? LETSSSS COMMENT!!!)
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HEHEHE - macam2 lahhh kan? Isk isk isk.... *wink2*



Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Posted at 5:54:14 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

katadah.warriors
May 27, 2005   06:31 PM PDT
 
hahha... klakaw sesangat.. suke yang pilot makinig announcement tuh.. siap wabarokatuh tak tahan...
Mac
May 27, 2005   08:11 PM PDT
 
hahaha... aku paling suka yang

Oiihh pantat aku sepoloh hengget!!!!!!!!Oiihh pantat aku sepoloh hengget!!!!!!!!
5thE
May 27, 2005   10:03 PM PDT
 
aiyoh! i was really stitched occay! :P sakit perutttt....ekeke i like that sauce on the balls case...but pity the crew la kan.... the latah one...verrryy der...the pilot's announcement very hanjjj and the last one...aiyoh...siapa kah artis itiew?? Po-Oh Voguwe ker???
BaBePaRiS
May 27, 2005   11:15 PM PDT
 
I've always enjoyed listening to ur C.C.N dearie.. very the 'enjoyable' "very the cup in coffee gitu.." i totally agree with ya.. the whole thing abt cik titi kita tu.. who knows,with the rate of her success now, she could have probably been well playing with 'words' with that one particular crew 'u know who' .. ish i'm yet to get started with the blog thingie.. but do reserve my place as ur apprentice ya? ;-p miss ya BITCH!
melaka
May 28, 2005   06:58 AM PDT
 
ahahaha...i love the artist joke one. that artist never being in hotel or any formal and served meals ker? isk sedihnyerr...mesti artis kampung kan? sob sob sob sob...
susah juga kan jadi steward/ess nie...
tukangtaip
May 29, 2005   02:48 PM PDT
 
Hehehehehe I just LOVE that melatah joke!
leen
May 29, 2005   04:24 PM PDT
 
ehehe...ooo .... tau saper yg dimaksudkan sebagai artis tu ...tp betul jugak ..kalau laa stewardess tu tanya dengan lebih lengkap mungkin betul kuts jawapan artis tu ...ehehe ...:P
baby beeŽ
May 30, 2005   12:45 PM PDT
 
BB suka yg mount kinabalu... siot je... kot bb dlm tu mau gelak sampai bergegar kapal terbang....
aYeLL - IG
June 7, 2005   06:24 PM PDT
 
lawakss la siok.. hahahahaha
Name
June 8, 2005   09:14 AM PDT
 
i rasa pasal artis tuh..... takleh lah teka2 artis kampung ke, artis terkenal ke, artis po-op vogue ke....
can be anybody kot.... and i agree nagn miss L, maybe if the crew tanya dengan ayat yang lengkap.... n still artis tu jawab macam tu.... ha itu varulah di katakan vengongsssss tahapsssss tertingggiiiiissssssssssss
occassional visitor
June 8, 2005   01:31 PM PDT
 
lea, can i share one (from me as a passenger). masa tu fly dr KL (KUL) ke MYY (Miri) and biasalah, i minta window seat kat row yang last sekali (25?/27?). kat bwh seat row tu selalu disimpan newspaper. masa flight tu, sorang lady flite attendant amik newspapers and cari-cari a specific newspaper. i tengok je lah dia flip thru the newspapers. tetiba dia stop kat utusan melayu yang tulis jawa. dia tengok kat i and tanya, "pandai baca ker?" i jawab "boleh tp slow ler". pastu, dia flip lagi newspapers. dia berhenti lagi, pastu tengok kat i lagi cuma kali ni i tanya dia "u cari yang tamil punya ker?". i think flite attendant tu geram kot jadi dia berhenti dan berlalu dari situ. well, she started it first.
occassional visitor
June 8, 2005   01:32 PM PDT
 
tulis jawi bukan jawa he he eh



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