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Sunday, May 22, 2005

Laughter; The best medicine around, STILL!!!

Deareast all,
I received this in my email for quite sometime already - and since I decided to KIVkan my new hot blog entries to a later date, jadinya disni I would like to share with you ols this wonderful email from a friend of mine, MinD; "Hey you! If you're reading this, thanks!! Thanks sebab forwardkan this email to me!" - Hey peeps! DON'T FORGET TO CHECK MY COMMENTS UTK SETIAP SITUASI DIBAWAH NIH!!!! EHEHE... mek suke mek suke!!!

PS- This entry is for Sunday, May 22nd. So be sure to keep visiting my blog for I will be publishing some new hot entries - InsyaAllah byt tomorrow night - sbb mek dah habis function family itiew - So now its back to serious blog writings and work also! Ehehehe! But for now, enjoy la ek this entry yang tak seberapa nih!!! (I know some ade yang dah baca. Kalu dah baca, abaikan jer. Nih yang utk those yang tak pernah get this forwarded email. Ehehehe... Laughter is, still the best medicine around!!!)


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Love and Marriage


Marriage I

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said,
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night......... whether you're here or not." (SHE'S GOOD!)

Nurlea's comment: "Mek suke attitude pompuan cam nih! Very the first class in the world! Jangan kasik chan!!!"


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Marriage II

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 60th wedding anniversary! The husband yells,
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

She replied,
"Yeah? Well, when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last" (HE ASKED FOR IT!)

Nurlea's comment: "Perlu ke tua tua also mau gaduh? Sah sah dua2 dah nak 'goal', kan? Hehehehe"



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Marriage III

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says,
"And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says,
"What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says,
"I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!" (YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)

Nurlea's comment: "Patutnye dia panggei laki dia balik tgk, mana tahu ade some areas yang dia pon boleh improvekan, KAN???"



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Marriage IV

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as
well. He shouts at the top of his voice,
"Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four." (RIGHT ON, LADY!)

Nurlea's comment: "Yerrr!! Mek suke kalau malukan laki style macam tu didepan2! Rasekan!!!"



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Marriage V

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM."

He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Nurlea's comment: "This is what happens when dah ade molot, tetap nak jadik 'bisu'... isk!"



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Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. SHARE THIS WITH SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND WITH MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Posted at 11:45:23 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

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May 10, 2006   12:26 PM PDT
 
men, the orgin of divorce :)
Jayde Barnaby
October 3, 2006   08:31 PM PDT
 
In my opinion nobody should get married if they don't like the person or if they no it wont last!
lefty bakwadi
November 9, 2006   09:35 PM PST
 

marriage can be a lovely union, if both parties are willing to compromise and remembers why they got together in the first place
Jan
November 28, 2006   03:23 AM PST
 
As a person that is married for the second time - compromise and counting to ten are the answers rather than giving up and moving out !




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