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Saturday, September 29, 2007

This one pulak - salah mek jugak ke?


Berikut adalah the beginning of this whole kes drama la kaedahnye...

Kedengaran bunyi tune Rihanna - Umbrella.mp3 kat my hp N93i mek tu (my Maxis); menandakan ado incoming call katanya... at 3 bloody A.M. yer... apo mek tgh buat? TIDO lah. Haiyoh...

And what did I do? Mek yang ala ala tersedar (tersedar yang ala ala bagaikan orang terkejut dog yer; yer la, who wouldn't, at 3.00 A.M. - tetiber jer hp mek melalak pepagi buto nih...); so anyways, mek actually tersedar to a phonecall from a number, 017- 5xx xxxx katanya (bila kuar nombot jer, with no names, tandonyo apo? Yer... mek dinch save number tu, sama-ada mek dinch kenal or mek lupo nak save. OPS!)...

And what happened next? Gaya mek dalam keadaan lali mamai nak menjawab phonecall itiew... terus, MISSED CALL nih! Ko tak hangen!? Ko TERSEDAR gara˛ MISSED CALL tak sampai 5 saat phone berdering!? Kalau tak sedar, and later in the morning baru prasan, ngak apo la kan. Ini!? ADO!? Mrasalah mek berdesing DQ at 3 A.M.; yer, let me say that again, 3 PAGI yer!!!

Kalau mek tgh kezombian and memang tgh dok berjaga celik, lain story la kan. Ini, at 3 A.M. nih! Apo orang tgh buat time˛ gitu!? Tidur lah kan...

So ANYWAYS... citernye bermula bila mek yang tersentak terjaga bagai tu (tau tau  saje la kan, bila la terjaga bagai nih, dengan 'hangin'nya lagi, mau aku susah nak lelap balik... and dah la these days mek memang susah nak tido gara˛ insomnia mek tu, kan...) terus capai hp tu dan hanto msg sentap...

Msg LKY: "Xdekeje ke misscall2 org pepahi buto ni!! Ada akal otak ler sket org nk tido!"

Tetiber mek mendapat reply (wahhh... ade pulak credit ko nak membalas! Time calling˛, pandai lak ko misscall mek, KAN!?)

Msg from the Unknown: "Memang xdak keje pOn...aku minat ang... Mcm ni ka cara miss wOrld..."

E eh!? Menjawwwwaaaabbb katanya! Binats! Ko hingat Miss World nak kena stay awake 24-7 dan melayan missed calls!? Return call balik and all? Melayan orang at 3 A.M. Miss World pon manusia gak - kenal erti TIDO! Ko tatau ka!? Terus hangin puting berliang mek mai la kan! Ko salah timing pi trigger suis mek!

Msg LKY: "Minat ka xminat ka, that's not the case. namanya org tgh tido. PIkir la sama. Ms. World ke mana apa ke mana. Namanya manusia tido during these hours. Pikir la!"

Betul tak u ols semua? I mean, dia expect as Miss World (sah sah bak kata Miss Ginger, Miss World olok˛ dan tak leh dipakai titlenye in real, kan gal? Ops!) mek nak kena melayan dia dengan baik sekals after being kejutkan dengan MISSED CALLS at 3 bloody A.M.!?!?!? Heran lah! Cannot think, meh!?

Msg from the Unknown: "Eee...xsangka... K lah bye..."

Kuwang ajau ke idak namanya nih!? Dah la woke me up from my sleep, apparently, for this!?!?!?! SENTAP DAK!?

So now salah sapa? Salah mek ke yang menyatakan hasrat mek as MANUSIA mek nak tido at 3 A.M.; OR salah si HambaAllah God Knows Who nih yang MISSED CALL hp mek at 3 A.M. gara˛ "Aku minat ang..." (dah la bahasakan diri AKU HANG dengan orang yang hang minat - eee kowser!!!)

Please komeng siket!!! Mula la aku nak naik hantu untuk sepanjang Sabtu, September 29th nih! Hish!

PS: Ok some might just say "Motif melayan balik!?" - well, mek kalau dah naik hantu dengan orang missed call missed call kat hp mek nih, ha, semua leh jadik! Mek dinch boleh la nak dok diam dan biarkan orang tu dok buat perangai toya tu lagi; kang lagi diam lagi dia buat! Biar disembur puas˛, lepas nih baru tau jgn dok getek missed call missed call orang; orang bukannye suka!

LKY: I've always have this 'thing' kepada those yang getek tak der keje nak missed call missed call orang nih - but kalau on 'NORMAL' timings, tak per la kot. Tak der lah aku nak seangin what happened early morning tadik! For goodness sake bangun sahur pon BBM woke me up at 4.30 A.M. tadi ok! And the thing with MISSED CALLS nih - haiyoh, just, mek memang TAK SUKE lah missed calls missed calls nih. Dia yang nak kita melayan dia, tapi dia missed call orang. Kalau nak orang melayan kau, kau jer lah CALL! Motif nak suruh mek call back. In this case, yang buat mek sentap adalah faktor WAKTU/ MASA, the thing yang mek tgh dok buat time tu (SLEEPING yer - and memang mek benci also bila orang Missed Calls during time˛ kita tgh sebok, time˛ tu la dia nak suruh kita call back and all...) - and above all, mek tak kenal dia i.e. number not registered dalam my phonebook - Hangins gilos! And also the fact dia cakap "Macam ni ka cara Miss World?". AIYOH! Seriously. When I won the title dah dekat nak setahun, dah nak selesai reign and kasik balik dah title tu pon, tak der dalam Agreement Letter or T&C as Miss World 2006, yang mek KENA melayan manusia yang biadaps missed call mek at 3 A.M. while I am sound asleep yer! Hanjs lah! Dah la! Sahur sudah. Mek nak 'try' tido balik! If cilaka tu missed call lagi lepas nih, mek tak kira! Mek nak call balik and cakaps "Tumpang tanya. Lubang kubor dah korek!? NAK MAMPOS!" Hiks! Nighty night night!!! :)






Posted at 5:30:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Posted by 5thE @ 09/29/2007 09:42 AM PDT
HAHAHA!! gile some ppl.. mana dapat ur number tatau?! 3 am calling people is INSANE la.. seswai korek luvang kubo
Posted by CapT. HooKeD @ 09/29/2007 01:25 PM PDT
Mak tetap salahkan orang tuh!!!! Tak faham bahasa serta otak letak di testikel!!! Cantek sangat ke muka ko bila Miss World tak layan ko!!!! Hanjes!!
Posted by CapT. HooKeD @ 09/29/2007 01:28 PM PDT
Msg from the Unknown: "Eee...xsangka... K lah bye..."<<<<<<<<<< Jangan sangka air yang tenang tiada BUAYA (Tapi kak lea bukan buaya, jangan salah faham) SMS tak sedar diri!!! Motif nak sentap? Layakla muka ko kena maki ngan MW, kol org kol 3am. Choist!!!!
Posted by Nurlea Laurielle @ 09/29/2007 04:11 PM PDT
MY REPLY(IES):

1. 5thE: Mana dia dapat no. mek, mek tatau. Tapi yang mek tau, mek betul dan dia salah - gila kan call ppl at 3 am!?
Posted by Nurlea Laurielle @ 09/29/2007 04:12 PM PDT
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Capt. HooKeD: Mek terdiam ok baca 2 comments u ols! Hehehehehe u ols kena jadik sidekick hem lah! hehehe :)
Posted by 5thE @ 09/30/2007 08:47 AM PDT
mak mintak2 itiew Menara punye avang akan KOL MAK.. eakakakaka
Posted by Nurlea Laurielle @ 09/30/2007 01:36 PM PDT
MY REPLY(IES):

1. 5thE: APA kaitan dia dengan entry nih!?!?!?!? Anyways, me STILL have his number, AND its still active! Mati la mek!
Posted by ~hazie~ @ 09/30/2007 05:11 PM PDT
ya!! uols betiewl & hanjens itiew salah & definitely sgt laa vodohs!! semenjak bila uols insomniatos niey?? cuba try pakai magnetic bracelet.. apa2 brand pon voleh, x kira la made from stainless steel or titanium or tungsten. mek dh pakai since feb this year & it really works for my very bad back & neck & kesukaran mek utk membuta di mlm hari..
Posted by Nurlea Laurielle @ 10/01/2007 04:57 PM PDT
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Mak Hayamz Hayzies: NO! DINCH! NEHI! NEVA!!! U're missing the point (although a minor one... lol!) - mek LOIIIKEEE the insomnia part! Hiks!

PS: Mek also like nama pill baru itiew! mati la pill diet ke 5, or is it ke 6? Hurm...
Posted by Nurlea Laurielle @ 10/01/2007 04:58 PM PDT
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Mak Hayam Hayzie: Chup chup - itu bracelet got diamond diamond dak? Hiks!
Posted by Lee Novotny @ office @ 10/01/2007 09:12 PM PDT
sah sah abang Farmasi tu yg koling hang nih... kan mak dosi cakap, dia minta kat ANG! :P **ang katanya..ala ala Ang Lee kah?? :P
Posted by Nurlea Laurielle @ 10/02/2007 12:54 AM PDT
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Lee: Minta ka minat nih!? Mati la typo! Hahahah
Posted by Ginger De La Loca @ 10/02/2007 10:02 AM PDT
YOU ARE A DRAMA QUEEN!! (tetiba)
Posted by kuchai @ 10/02/2007 11:49 AM PDT
ahahah komprem mereng u olls. motif jadik stalker tapi soh org tuh yg call dia balik? so ol school okeehhhss
Posted by Lee Novotny @ office @ 10/02/2007 04:37 PM PDT
Oopss matilaa typo..al maklumlah tergesa gesa :P
Posted by Nurlea Laurielle @ 10/03/2007 04:55 AM PDT
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Ginger: Shaddap u! Kang u muntah kena angin naik ferry, tadak sapa nak tolong TADAHkan! Hahahaha
Posted by Nurlea Laurielle @ 10/03/2007 04:56 AM PDT
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Kuchai: Giiiiitu lah ragam menusia prepaid! OPS! *Tak semua, sagalelintirans sajork la noh... hiks!
Posted by Nurlea Laurielle @ 10/03/2007 04:56 AM PDT
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Lee: Gitu la ragam peserta catfight PLASTIC - selalunya TYPO! Ops!



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