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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

What are you; according to your month (birthday)...


Got this rather interesting write up/ article from B A B E   P A R I S - thanks gal! Mek keje copy-paste jer. Not so sure about whether Babe Paris pong copy-pasted jugak as his entry kat Myspace Blogs tu (Motif "his", sedangkan awal˛ cakap "thanks GAL"??? Mati la "Miss Lady" kan Ginger? Hahahahaha!) but mek speku dia pon copy-pasted jugak. Hiks! Mati la chained blog entries...

Whatever la kan; janji an entry is still an entry... (Credits to the original writer of this rather facinating write-up) Although I must say, not everything yang dimuatkan dalam each month's deskripsiyon tu semuanye bebetul belaka. (Mana yang ade notasi berhighlighted in dark purple color font itiew, ha, itu komentasi mek... hiks!)

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JANUARY = SLUT (TUDIAH! Mek simpati!!!)

Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/ girls LOVE you. You are very hot. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

Repost this in the next 5 minutes and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days (Sure, that could easily be arranged, EVEN within the next 12 seconds, since ko dah memang a SLUT, kan!? Hahaha siyaul!)

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FEBRUARY = ATTITUDE

Abstract thoughts. Outgoing. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Fun to be around with. sexiest out of everyone. A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Able to cheer anyone up and make them laugh. Amazing smile. An awesome kisser. Temperamental. Honest. A very good girlfriend/ boyfriend and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

Repost this in 5 minutes and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match (You don't have to repost this to get this type of feelings/ situation... kan?!)

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MARCH = FLIRTATIOUS

You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!

In the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes (But what happens when we already have the closest bestest ever so greatest good friend?)

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APRIL = PIMP (Apparently our Babe Paris jatuh dalam bulan ni - tgk la kesialan mek commented dia nye entry about bulan dia nih - CLICK HERE hahahahah!)

April means that your really good looking. Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Everyone loves to be around you. You always attract attention. You are definitely the most sexiest and good looking of them all. You know where, when and how to get what you want. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days (Go go Babe Paris! You will get the chance to speak with Queen Elizabeth!!!)

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MAY = SEXY (AIYOH! BBD was born in May; sexy la sangat dia!? SEKSA ado la. Die la cucu˛ dok call "Bapakwan pewot bola!!!" Kan?! Hahahaha!)

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. An awesome kisser. Sensitive. A very good girlfriend/boyfriend. Amazing Smile. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Has All The Characteristics of John Carrico Bubbly personality. Seductive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Super sexy. Extremely hot but has brains.

If you repost this in 5 minutes, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days (Like THAT could ever possibly happen - anyone jatuh tarikh lahirnye in May; try tgk! And let me know the results nah. Kalau menjadi, mek nak pi tukar tarik lahir! OPS!)

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JUNE = HOTTIE (Ahhhah! This is moi's month!!! 28 June, date of all dates since calender was invented... and when it was invented finally, I was known since then, as a HOTTIE! Ko ado!? Mati la... hahaha!)
  • Loves to chat (mati la chatterbox!).
  • Loves those who love them (and these days, loves those who hates me too! LOL!).(self-centered ke!?).
  • Inner and physical beauty (ah yes, I've always realized that, and that's why I got crowns up on my head! OPS!).
  • Lies but doesn't pretend (pelekup mulut!).
  • Gets angry often (that explains the 2 consecutive years victory dalam Golden Blog Awards as DQ Blogger, kan!? Haha!).
  • Treats friends importantly (YES! Tapi selalu mek disalah-arti dan disalah-gunakan dan disalah-tafsirkan atas my good deeds; semua cakap mek baik dan treat friends importantly sebab nak kejar Miss Congeniality award. Tapi in the end, Ginger si Miss Lazer tu yang menang Miss Congen, mek tetap baik jugak, camne?! Hehehe).
  • Brave and fearless (AIYOH! I DOUBT! Mek penakuts la at times!).
  • Always making friends (bagus kan hobby itiew? Hehehe pelacoh sangats!).
  • Very easily hurt but recovers easily (yer ke!? I DOUBT AGAIN!).
  • Daydreamer (owh yes! Selalu!!!).
  • Opinionated (errr... I am?).
  • Does not care to control emotions (YES! True sangats! Eh wait, I do not care or I care to control my emotions? Eh no, silly. That's "I LIKE TO SHOW MY EMOTIONS!) Ops!).
  • Unpredictable (betul ni... betul...).
  • Understanding (at times jer nih...).
  • Fun to be around (when mek not in my DQ mood I suppose but generally, yes, mek sendiri rasa fun to be around myself! HAHAHAH gile ke hapo!?).
  • An awesome lover (tudiah! Awesome yer! At least mek bukan a "LOVER-KILLER" like some ppl! OPS!).
  • Makes u happy so that u will make them happy in return (errr does that mean whatever I do to you, I expect you to do the same back to me? Eee tak baek kan? Mati la give and take; one minute I give, next hour you pulak give! OPS!).
  • Outgoing (true... but not to everyone kot... but that also doesn't mean am all reserved and all la pulak...).
  • Hyper (ahahahah sial! True also!).
  • Bubbly personality (owh yes, even without taking bubble-chewing gums... hiks!).
  • Secretive (at times I suppose so...).
  • Boy/ girl crazy (ok mek tak sure what does this mean but mek can speku 3 mende. Firstly, mek jenis gilakan both, boys and girls - HELLO!? Motif kata mek lessie!? Secondly, mek yang menjadi kegilaan both, boys and girls - Well, I'm irrisistable at both times, in and out of drag, so, who can be blamed? Hahahah sial nye! And thirdly, mek speku statement tu bermaksud mek nih gila˛ at time jadik boy at times jadi girl, which is true I suppose! LOL!).
  • Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling (ah yes, this whoever the original writer of this write-up nih must have done his or her homework in finding out that people yang born in June memang loves all of mentioned hobbies tu... hiks!).
  • Systematic (but me never went to that Systematic College a.k.a SEGi College in KL tu pun, cemana mek leh jadik systematic nih!? Hahaha bodoh lah remark nih! LOL!).
  • Hot but has brains (yes, beauty with brains nah; not typical pinkish-bimboish person nah...).
Loves to takes things at the center If you repost this in 5 minutes, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days (HEY! It seems that mek tidak perlu lah nak tukar bulan/ tarikh lahir katanya kalau dah namanya the same thing will happen to me macam orang˛ dalam bulan May tu! GIRANGS! Now lets wait until 14 September now, shall we!? LOL!)

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JULY = PORNSTAR (TUDIAH! Hahaha mak tersembur air Nescafe mak nih ok! Sapa lahir bulan July tatau?!)

Outgoing personality. Takes risks. Feeds on attention. no self control. Kind hearted. High level of self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "everything's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. In need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "Charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. Stubborn. Curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.

Repost in 5 minutes and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month (A pornstar; like, isn't his or her every encounter in bed/ during sex is by far his or her love of their lifetime dah!? OPS!)

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AUGUST = THUG

You a strait up "Gangster" Attractive personality. Very affectionate & secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Chatterbox! Loves to talk a lot! Loves to get their way! Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of ANY of these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will meet your new love in 8 days (AMAZING how this original writer can actually estimate dalam brapa hari, jam, minggu, saat, minutes and all utk jatuh cinta/ jumpa the love of our lives and all - dasat! MOHONG SANGAT!)

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SEPTEMBER = LOVER

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

If you do not repost this in the next 5 minutes, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days (Mek rase, that someone very close to you will become mad at you IF you tak decide to be lovers with him/ her within the next 8 days!)

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OCTOBER = PERFECT (MOHONG! Mana ada manusia purfectos in this world? Almost perfect mek percaya la...)

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

Repost in 5 minutes & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month (Major event? THIS MONTH? Kalau dia cakap by end of the month, mek leh la ala ala speku Miss World 2007 for both, fomfuans asli and fomfuans jejadians... in December... hehehe. Tapi apa lagi major event this month!?)

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NOVEMBER =  GORGEOUS (HAHAHAHAHA mek pelekup mulut! Ada sorang tu, hadek˛ la, mek tau dia lahir dalam bulan November, tak gorgeous pong!? Serupo spastic berkening nipis yang senget sebelah dan catwalk bagaikan sotong naik darat, ado la... OPS LAGIK!)

Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.

Repost this in 5 minutes & you will find true love at 11:00 a.m. (AHAHAHAHAH! Whoever yang lahir bulan November yang feeling bebetul GORGEOUS itiew *yes, am referring to the same 'gorgeous' ladyboy with kening nipis senget sebelah yang catwalknya bagaikan sotong naik darat itiew yang so happens to have a blog also nih* - nonoq, try reposting this as an entry in your blog - TOMORROW jer la yer. Sebab now dosi AFTER 11:00 a.m. - you won't find true love. LOL! Lets try tgk esok, yes? Posting la by 00:01 a.m. karang nah? Aiyoh! Jahatnye akak!)

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DECEMBER = FREAK IN BED (Initially mek ingat FREAK nih ala ala in a bad way; ala ala "Abang, isap tetek I. Abang, next, jilat leher I! Abang! ISH! ABANG! Semuanya nak kena diajar nih! KENAPA!!?" gittu...  or somewhat like freak yang ala ala seorang yang 'menakutkan' in bed - ghupo˛, ado? Freak dalam tafsiran kali nih, a great lover in bed nih!!! AIYOH! MEK NAK MEK NAK!)

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to take things at the center. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fulfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making the sexy time.

Repost this in 5 minutes & you will find be the sexiest freak in bed, ever! (AHAHAH! Dah la a "Freak", jadi "Sexiest Freak" pulak dah tu... va va vaaahhh...!!!)

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LKY: So, I ols dah buat analisa dah tentang diskripsi bulan kelahiran I ols. U ols U ols yang lain piuler, bagimanerkah!? (Sial sangat kan, bulan˛ hat lenglain mek buat biasa˛ jer, mai kat bulan kelahiran mek i.e. June, tudiah, siap buat in point form dan siap commentar setiap points lagi, kan!? HAHAHAHAHA)





Posted at 12:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Lee Novotny @ office
September 12, 2007   11:12 PM PDT
 
Lea, hang percayalah sangat dengan benda karut nih tapi mak tetap percaya dengan bulan kelahiran mak..so how???? LOL
Nurlea Laurielle
September 12, 2007   11:38 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. LeeUK: Msg taken from cbox - "LeE TgH TEa BREak: hahah mrasa mak the greatest flirt katanya..mak suka lah nyah!!!!!"<- Yes, selayaknye la dengan kau Lee! Hahahaha greatest flirt katanya yer... erm, tapikan, bukankah kau selebih selayaknye dikategorikan under PORNSTAR!?!??! Eh wait, that's PRAWNstar ek? hahahahaha mek kempots!
5thE
September 13, 2007   08:18 AM PDT
 
FEBRUARY = ATTITUDE

Abstract thoughts. Outgoing. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Fun to be around with. sexiest out of everyone. A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Able to cheer anyone up and
make them laugh. Amazing smile. An awesome kisser. Temperamental. Honest. A very good girlfriend/ boyfriend and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

Repost this in 5 minutes and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match (You don't have to repost this to get this type of feelings/ situation... kan?!)


HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! i LAUGHED out SO LOUD.. nyaris tak batal posa mak ok! paling mak setuju ialah SPENDTHRIFT... ekekek... matila nak cari SPONSOR lagi..hahahah

Abstract thoughts << so me hahaha!!

Has more than one best friend<< hehehe... tula, aku tak reti MONOGAMY.. OPS


Gets angry really easily but does not show it. << ask my students.. HAHAHAHA!!

An awesome kisser.<< AWWW.. ade sesape nak try me? and tell me str8 in the face whether its good or it just SUCKS?? OOPS again

A very good girlfriend/ boyfriend and loyal << berbalik kepada statement di atas..hehehe..

Loves aggressiveness. << hehehe.. yes i do, but where and how? tatau!? *matila Abg Frenli*

Changing personality << Lea, help me with this one *die la YM!!*

HAHAHHA I better stop!! mrasa i copaste letak kat blog i lak... AKKEKEKEKE...

tq 4 this entry, its really a good start for my day :)
YAZriE
September 13, 2007   12:10 PM PDT
 
SLUT???? maaaaatttiiiiiillllaaaaaaaahhhhhh....opssss
5thE
September 13, 2007   04:53 PM PDT
 
siapa SluT? kau ke yazrie? hahahahampuuuunnnn!!!!
Nurlea Laurielle
September 13, 2007   05:50 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. 5thE: Heheheh great to know the entry made u started off ur day well... ;). February ah u?
Nurlea Laurielle
September 13, 2007   05:50 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Yazrie: KO MEMANG! Ops!

2. 5thE: I believe its Yazrie yang slut tu, ops!
5thE
September 14, 2007   08:19 AM PDT
 
Lea: KAN KAN KANNNNNNNN!!! hahaha matila ZONE ON THE PARK for A MONTH!!! *tanye Yazzie*
Nurlea Laurielle
September 15, 2007   02:21 AM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. 5thE: Hehehehe a month ek? Mek tak prasan lak. I tot it is just for a couple of weeks or so. Yazrie, please respond or resend sms. OPS!



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