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Saturday, July 14, 2007

Handphoneku dicuri!!!


No no of course not MY handphone. Haiyoh, if my handphone(s) yang dicuri, dah jadik issue negara dah! Ops!


To:"Lea Laurielle Lai Lee" <lea_laurielle@yahoo.com>
Subject: hp dicuri - pls forward (but pls sorok my email address pls) around. tq.
Date: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:25:03 +0800
From:"XXxxXX" <xxx@gmail.com>  View Contact Details
Yahoo! DomainKeys has confirmed that this message was sent by gmail.com.

This guy's name is Iqbal. Alumni or still a student in UKM. He is from Taman Putra Ampang. hi mobile number is 0129141472 (i doubt its still in service) and his G4M profile is  ard (which is already INACTIVE) but thanks to the deleted messages bin, i managed to get his photo. BEWARE of this GUY. CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE PHOTO

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Aiyoyoh... apa sudah jadi iniey??? Well I got this e-mail from someone yang meminta dirinya di-annonymous-kan. Dan mek turuti sajork sebab bende nih rather personal la kan. Tapi msg yang cuba disampaikan, very clear - beware of this person. Pencuriks!!! Haiyoh...

Mek actually tahu the whole cerits. Tapi since mek nak hormati si mangsa, mek rasa, elok mek tak yah cerits. Tapi kang, tatau la pulak apa citernye kan? Sat sat mek nak telephone si mangsa japs mintak izin. Eh wait, si mangsa dosi hilang hp, cemana mek nak call? Nevermind, call umah! Ops!

*Click - bunyi ganggang telephone diletak, menandakan tamat sudah panggilan telephone kiew; hehehehe* Yes, si mangsa cakap, since dia telah di-annonymous-kan, mrasalah tak kisah bagi mek utk citerkan cemana dia kehilangan hp itiew ketangan panjang Iqbal itiew!

PS: By the way, yang dalam e-mail tu katanya the hp number si Iqbal 012-9141472 sudah inactive, SYILAPS! STILL active yer!

Mek malas nak citer panjang lebar (which eventually will jadi panjang lebar pon, kan?), so mrasalah mek cuba buat seringkas boleh, yer? (mati lah Rumusan... kan? Hahahah)

Si Mangsa kenal dengan si Iqbal (mek STILL cakap muka dia muka cam penyangak dah - kuasa haku! Dan now dah sariap hp orang, LAGI mek tak taste dan kata hang cam penyangak!) melalui Guys4Men tu ler... (G4M website) tu la kan. Kenal pi kenal mai (mek tatau la brapa lama depa kenai la kan) tapi puppappuppap tetiber, "LETS DATING?" katanya. Ha depa pon kuar lah dating², ended up checking-in ke sebuah hotel somewhere la kan untuk acara kemoncak. Bla bla bla bla bla, dosi penamat selesai, si mangsa pi la masuk bilek ayaq sat TAK SAMPAI seminit ok! Tuptaptuptap - nah! Si Iqbal bagaikan Xman nih, terus LESAP bersama hp si mangsa. Mujur lah kunci kerets si Mangsa ada tang mana tah - kalau idak, harus, dengan kerets sekali terus disariapnya! Tapi, tak cukup dengan hp, duit si mangsa also dicuriknya. Tapi mujur lah RM20 jer. Buatnya kalau ada lebih, hangit terus la mangsa itiew!

PS: Bagi mereka yang ada HATI nak komen-caruts... PLEASE, save your bebel-lans and kekomens-hanjiung-sans korang yang feeling 'alim mukminin dan mukminat, nak kata, haaa, itu la, buat keje² terkutuk itu ini, lazart la dibalas cash direct on the spot bagai. Dah, tok sah nak memandai bagi komen cam tu. Awat hampa ingat golongan camni jer lah yang kena? Golongan straight tadak la kena rompak sariap lepas habis memantat memuki bagai? Ok, fine - nih kes laki dengan laki, dan hp dia jer yang dicuri. Yang hat kes laki ngan pompuan tu, ha, kan ada also, takmo komen? DAH LA KENA SARIAP POOKIE, DARA KE MANA APA KE MANA, HP PULAK DICURIKS, AND THEN DI ROMPAK SAMPAI KERING KONTANG - DAH TU, DI IKAT DI BONOH DI KERAT² BAGAI, ha, tak ke lagi macam kesial?! *Motif mek emo? Hahahaha...

Bersambung kembali kepada citer si mangsa itiew yer. Terus dia buat report kat Maxis supaya dalam block simcard itiew dan bagi simcard baru using the old number again. Tatau la bila dapat kan, since dia baru report semalam. Tapi rasanya simcard baru dapat semalam also, kan u ols? Cuma hp jer la belom diboliknye, kan? :) Takpa, slow slow nah... :)

Jadi, bagi ahli G4M or any other gay online services, kalo anda jumpa profile yang ado gambar penyangak nih, and dia ajak jumpa, BEWARE la yer. You may not even need to check-in ke hotel. Tau tau dalam kereta jer dia dah sariap barang² hampa. APA KES?!

LKY: 1 question - muka dia pon dah serupo penyangak, motif pi jumpa dia? Owh well - lain orang lain tastenye, kan? OPS!





Posted at 2:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Isis Natasha
July 14, 2007   04:16 PM PDT
 
betul ke org lain? macam fishy jew!
ntah ntah ...

**lea, u get what i mena or not?

**ops!
Nurlea Laurielle
July 14, 2007   05:00 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Isis - HEY MANGSA YANG DISYAKKI DENGGI! Hang dok blur meghoyan lagi kot!? Bukan mek lah. Dah mek cakap bukan mek, ko sker sker nak buat orang timbulkan spekulasi yang its me, kan? Sehari dua nih ANDA akan dicontact-ti oleh si mangsa tu - JGN TERKEJUT NAAAA because its not me... LALALALA!
Isis Natasha
July 14, 2007   05:08 PM PDT
 
kalo macam ittiew, kalo mangsa ittiew leh contact meks, then meks tahu la sapa. dan sapa lagi yg berani mampus nak pi masuk tidoq check in kat hotel with a stranger except tut ....
erk, i tot mangsa (kalo betul tekaan i) ittiew kan taste kat anak ikan u'ols?!
Nurlea Laurielle
July 14, 2007   05:15 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Isis - hanjs! TETAP kan?! Tunggu la sat. Tu si Mangsa akan call hang kejap jer lagik. Aku dah suruh dia call hang dan habaq yang HANG SALAH TEKAAN! Hanjeng!
5thE
July 14, 2007   09:36 PM PDT
 
LOL! hanjengkan penyangak tu? siapa mangsa tu u ols?
Nurlea Laurielle
July 14, 2007   09:41 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. 5thE: Dinch cerits! RAHSIA! Muahahaha!
asmida ali setan
July 15, 2007   02:16 AM PDT
 
aiyoo, mak takut! harus mak tak buat acara kemuncak lagi lps ni! *matila celibate lps ni!
Nurlea Laurielle
July 15, 2007   12:37 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Asmida Ali Setan: KAN!? Dinch la lepas nih check in dan kemoncak kocak di sitiew, kan? hehehe
Isis Natasha
July 15, 2007   12:58 PM PDT
 
meks teringin nak jumpa nad tau sapa mangsa ittiew u'ols?! Rasa nak bagi aje ceramah-ceramah dan kursus berunsur motivasi dan juga kelas pertahanan diri khas untuk wanita. but all of that is after meks putaq kepala die
Nurlea Laurielle
July 15, 2007   12:59 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Isis: Hang teringin nak jumpa? Bukan dah dok SELALU jumpa? OPS!
5thE
July 15, 2007   02:05 PM PDT
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nurlea Laurielle
July 16, 2007   02:57 AM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. 5thE: Amboih! Gelak sakan hang noh! Jadi kat hang baru hang tau nayanya! HAHAHAHA
5thE
July 16, 2007   09:17 AM PDT
 
huhuhu selisih malaikat 44 u ols.... *cry*
Nurlea Laurielle
July 16, 2007   10:30 AM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. 5thE: Kan... simpang basmini shahalam 44 also! Hiks!
YAZriE
July 16, 2007   01:35 PM PDT
 
HMMMM..TAKUTLAH NK PROJS DI TMPT2 SEBEGITEW LAGS!! habis nk projs di mans???
samram
July 16, 2007   04:04 PM PDT
 
hehehehe padan muka depa...dah la kene tibai free...hp pon kene curik....awat tak bgtau ako...kalu ako plak tentu dah balun depan blakang.....hehehehe
zackzaly
July 16, 2007   04:24 PM PDT
 
memang muka dia macam penyagak..sapa yg kehilangan hp tu ..kak lea sedia bg satu
5thE
July 16, 2007   10:44 PM PDT
 
yaaa kaaaaa che' Zaly oii?? bartuah tui la lagu tu kawan Lea yang jadi magsa itiew!!!
Nurlea Laurielle
July 17, 2007   02:30 AM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Yazrie: Nak proj2 di hotelans, bolehs u ols. But NEVER go into the toiletsi lepas proj2 leaving ur valuables kat luar. Or as a matter of fact, tak kira lah, selepas habis bermaksiat ke, or even during or even before - ko pikir, kalau before ko merembak, no chances orang tu nak mencuriks bagai, kan? So kesimpulannye, boleh nak proj2 di hotelans - cuma hati2 lah nah...
Nurlea Laurielle
July 17, 2007   02:31 AM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Samram: We shall ignore your remarks tidak perlu itiew! Hiks!
Nurlea Laurielle
July 17, 2007   02:39 AM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Zackzaly: amboi amboi! pepaaaaaaaaaaaandai ja hang noh! sejak bila mek jadik tokey kedai hp, boleh main bagi2 ja hp kat orang, biarpun kawan? Sorry nah... hehehehe EVEN IF mek bukak kedai hp pon, mek tetap mengutamakan business, macam Mak Hayam Nabilla cakap - "Kawan is kawan, business is business, tetappp..." KAN? Hahahaha

2. 5thE: U ols jgn dok dgr si Mamyzaly tu! Mrasalah sepanjang JULY nih bulan MEMFITNAH dan MEMBUAT CERITA DUSTA olehnya secara besar2an!!! Semuanya KARUT! Dusta! Palsu! Hahahaha
sam
July 17, 2007   01:22 PM PDT
 
Lea????Nko ni pompuan geniune atau x geniune?.....tringin nk kenalan gan nko
Nurlea Laurielle
July 17, 2007   04:05 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Sam: Tingtong kah dikau? muahahahahahah!
sam
July 17, 2007   04:23 PM PDT
 
tingtong nko panggei ako lea???sampai ati nko...ako dah belek blog nko sampai katam...respect nko..tharu gak bc telenova once upon a time nko tu...ako mcm kenal nko la...rase masa kat BP dulu...ako senior nko.nko tambah cun yerk...rogi x ngorat nko dulu...hehehehe
Nurlea Laurielle
July 17, 2007   05:36 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. sam: HAIYOH! u ols senior hem kat BP ka? Mujur mek tak jadi 'JAMBU' u ols. HAHAHAH kalau idak, naya malam2 weekendings. MUAHAHAH jadi habuan! MUAHAHAHA!

Apa kes? Sekarang di mana? dok mana? keje mana? kawen dah? Anak brapa? Bini ada brapa? Nama sapa? Hp number brapa? ALAMAT? OPS!
kW in KL
July 17, 2007   07:53 PM PDT
 
wahhh... banyaknyer reply... macam chat2 pulak jadiknyer... inilah comments yang terbanyak sekali dalam sejumlah entry yang telah ditulis.. harus menjadi entry bualan sebulan..
Nurlea Laurielle
July 17, 2007   07:55 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. kW: Addinch u ols! Ada one or two entries lagi yang melebih 30 komentars yer. Tapi mek lupa entry gapo! LOL!
YAZriE
July 18, 2007   09:02 AM PDT
 
TERSEDAK aku....oppsss
sam
July 18, 2007   10:38 AM PDT
 
Hehehehe jadik habuan mlm minggu yer????tringin jgk la waktu tu...huahuahua...iman ku msh teguh..
sam
July 18, 2007   10:44 AM PDT
 
me now at s'pore,analyst,bini 1 ajer,ank kucing ade lah.lea dh x hingat kot?yg mcm srk tu.
Nurlea Laurielle
July 18, 2007   01:12 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Yazrie, motif tersedak?
2. Sam: Boleh tak stop msging I melalui comment form? Email i kan ada. lea_laurielle@yahoo.com

PS: Btw, u cakap, MCAM 'srk'? SRK tu mende? Reply to my email la. Ini comment area utk entry i, bukan a path for us to walk down the memory lane...
antu siam
July 18, 2007   01:28 PM PDT
 
Padan muke kau Sam....kena bebel dgn Lea... ):
Nurlea Laurielle
July 18, 2007   01:46 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. antu_siam: dont let me start off with u pulak...
Kak Red
July 18, 2007   06:55 PM PDT
 
akak nak komen

tp tengok lea dah nak 'start off', terus cancel..

anw - takziah atas kecurian hp kawan ko itu.
Nurlea Laurielle
July 19, 2007   02:33 AM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Kak Red: Hehehehe start off tu dengan orang tertentu sajork. Awat, kakak pong nak komen mengimbau kenangan silam ka? Muahahahahaha...
Isis Natasha
July 19, 2007   08:57 AM PDT
 
erm .. i rasa kak red leh ucapkan sendiri takziah tue face to face dengan mangsa terbabit
btw, meks dah hantar dah nama mangsa dan profil ke rancangan bersamamu, NONA, Wanita Hari Ini, and Oprah supaya cerita beliau boleh dijadikan teladan kepada semua.
Dan tak lupe ke ruangan Hero Remaja, cos cerita macam ni for sure leh raih simpati masyarakat and naikkan Undi SMS u'ols kelak
Nurlea Laurielle
July 19, 2007   02:18 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Isis: "NONA, Wanita Hari Ini, and Oprah"<- semua tu telah merejectkan apa yang u ols hantaq - sent back to sender's address. MOTIF? Motifnya sebab MANGSA dan juga PEMANGSA bukan WANITA yer dam letiga2 show nih hanya tumpukan pada golongan WANITA. Mati la fakta mak tak betol!

"Dan tak lupe ke ruangan Hero Remaja, cos cerita macam ni for sure leh raih simpati masyarakat and naikkan Undi SMS u'ols kelak"

Errrrr - nak menang hero remaja these days pon ado SMS also ka?



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